But I'm at home and I'm doing "La-la-la!.. I don't hear you!" when my phone rings (even though I don't have a willpower to turn it off and I'll eventually call back).
Me likey.
Sounds like you need a cuddle.

But I'm at home and I'm doing "La-la-la!.. I don't hear you!" when my phone rings (even though I don't have a willpower to turn it off and I'll eventually call back).
Me likey.
Sounds like you need a cuddle.

That's okay.
The problem I as a fitness- & health-nut have with weight loss programmes, is that this is really all the vast majority of them are good for. Everyone is an individual, with just as individual problems and habits, and most of them only scrape the surface for a quick change in appearance, rather than fixing the actual problem.
People often don't get healthier, they lose weight by what is at face value really just malnutrition, and furthermore are indoctrinated to feel bad for eating. Not saying yours is like that, but even in the generation of hipsters taking pictures of their farmer's market food on a daily basis, this is still a deeply rooted problem.
The (bad portion of) the food industry managed to, over the decades, completely overwrite our better basic instincts with a sole focus on optical allure. The "craving" for certain food used to have you crave food with the exact incredients your body needed the most at the time. That's why all these "eat whatever you want days" most diets now schedule are complete bogus, because many people have absolutely unlearned how to "want".
It's really not a program for me. I'm just keeping track of how much I eat and trying to reduce my sugar intake and eat more veggies.
I totally get what you mean though; the problem I have with the dieting industry is that people don't understand why they're losing weight and they aren't developing healthy habits for the future. As soon as they get off the diet they go back to their previous habits and pile the weight back on.
Intuitive eating is such a sham, because people take it to mean that they can eat chocolate cake by the panfuls, just because they're having a craving... *sigh*
*arches eyebrow at him* Was yours red?
*takes of hat rapidly as if it were on fire, squints*
...Andraste's salty armpits!
*awkwardly brushes it off and reshapes the hat from his rough grip with ostentation*
There you, uh, go.
*clears throat, turns around and sits down at his usual chair in the corner. Next to his hat*
Paragon! Missed ya
You can buy me a drink, then I buy you a drink...
Let's get wasted!
Me too! Sounds like a plan .. ahem ... did you get the gold from Cabot in exchange for the er ... 'holiday snaps'? Here ya go.

*takes of hat rapidly as if it were on fire, squints*
...Andraste's salty armpits!
*awkwardly brushes it off and reshapes the hat from his rough grip with ostentation*
There you, uh, go.
*clears throat, turns around and sits down at his usual chair in the corner. Next to his hat*
Its not me you have to worry about, I am borrowing it from Kara. And she can take you down from four hundred paces or get all up close and personal and you will never see it coming. ![]()
Sounds like you need a cuddle.
I like to cuddle ![]()

Me too! Sounds like a plan .. ahem ... did you get the gold from Cabot in exchange for the er ... 'holiday snaps'? Here ya go.
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Stingy bastard!
I'm not paying him for drinks!
Cabot, you *****, drinks on house now!
I like to cuddle
I'm always happy to give you cuddles, any time, any place. ![]()
Ash carefully lifts her head from the table and looks around in confusion
How the heck did I make it back here? Last thing I remember I was out hunting and now I'm waking up at a tavern table? the heck?
I have a hell of a hangover..
*stands up slowly and goes searching for apple cider*
Ash carefully lifts her head from the table and looks around in confusion
How the heck did I make it back here? Last thing I remember I was out hunting and now I'm waking up at a tavern table? the heck?
I have a hell of a hangover..
*stands up slowly and goes searching for apple cider*
You left? And text was suddenly added when I clicked quote!
Left? yeah for like.. 3 days? was it that long, I don't remember.
Ash carefully lifts her head from the table and looks around in confusion
How the heck did I make it back here? Last thing I remember I was out hunting and now I'm waking up at a tavern table? the heck?
I have a hell of a hangover..
*stands up slowly and goes searching for apple cider*
A wizard did it.
A wizard did it.
Named Harry
Named Harry
Harry... nah, Luna. Luna is a little more mischievous.
Harry... nah, Luna. Luna is a little more mischievous.
Or ginny.
... and now the guys are discussing wizard (harry potter) names?
what the hell have I been drinking.. *eyes empty glasses suspiciously*
... and now the guys are discussing wizard (harry potter) names?
what the hell have I been drinking.. *eyes empty glasses suspiciously*
Yes we have. At least we have moved on from naming my Inquisitor's Hawk.
Or ginny.
I don't think so. I'd rule out the Weasleys, (apart from Fred and George), Harry and Hermione. They're to good of a people.
... What about the guy who makes things always accidentally explode?
I don't think so. I'd rule out the Weasleys, (apart from Fred and George), Harry and Hermione. They're to good of a people.
... What about the guy who makes things always accidentally explode?
Ah good ole Seamus Finnigan.
Left? yeah for like.. 3 days? was it that long, I don't remember.
Not posted for a few days, yes I noticed. But in DQ headcanon land, you left?
Ah good ole Seamus Finnigan.
*slams hand on table* That's the one! Yeah! What about him?
A wizard did it.

I don't think so. I'd rule out the Weasleys, (apart from Fred and George), Harry and Hermione. They're to good of a people.
... What about the guy who makes things always accidentally explode?
Only in the movies did Seamus Finnigan ever do that. *rolls eyes* *drink*
I forgot what I was going to go do..... *continues staring*
Only in the movies did Seamus Finnigan ever do that. *rolls eyes* *drink*
I have yet to read the books...
*slams hand on table* That's the one! Yeah! What about him?
Its possible.
What the hell is Captain Kirk doing in a conversation about wizards?!