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[Inverse_Twilight]

*Erlina voice*

I have some uniforms.

Awesome! We can infiltrate and subdue the Templars, then bust Beren out. I hope he is awake because I am not carrying his ass...

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[Ashaantha]

So, our plan could be some random non-mage using "magic" tricks to distract the templars, some templar uniforms for our real mages, and friends, who shall somehow break open Beren's cell. We could use an archer for.. something.. Everything's better with a crazy archer.

 

I agree on Beren needing to be awake, I ain't dragging him out..

[Bunny]

 I mean, if we only had a wheelbarrow, that would be something.

[Inverse_Twilight]

So, our plan could be some random non-mage using "magic" tricks to distract the templars, some templar uniforms for our real mages, and friends, who shall somehow break open Beren's cell. We could use an archer for.. something.. Everything's better with a crazy archer.

I agree on Beren needing to be awake, I ain't dragging him out..

Is Lynroy still in Redcliffe? We could use her help.

I am a rogue but I use daggers. Will a crazy dagger wielding rogue work? I could pick the lock to Beren's cell and sneak around enemies or just knock them out with a good Shadow Strike.

[Duelist]

Archers? Magic? Pfft. We have a Duelist people...

[Lady Luminous]

Ooh! Ooh! I can distract the guards with a good old damsel in distress act!

"Help! Oh, someone must help me, please! Oh I daresay, I'll faint straight away, the most terrible thing has happened!"

[Beren Von Ostwick]

*Beren, having bribed the guard with a lap dance, feverishly begins writing his "Canticles of Donk" on paper the guard slipped to him.*

 

"Enjoy what is best in life.  Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women.  So sayeth The Donk." - Canticles of Donk, 6:88

 

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Guys and dolls, I am thoroughly enjoying reading of your jailbreak plot, but alas am OOL   I don't want y'all thinking I don't like it!  See??  upvote gifs for all y'all!  And -especially- for poodle licking  the cake!  I laughed heartily!

 

 

 

 

[Ashaantha]

Dazzle's on guard distract duty!

Invernesse gets to open the cell door, and any other locked doors in the way plus sneaky attacks, since I think me lightning bolt-zapping everyone in sight may give us away too early..

Duelist, you just keep being awesome out in the yard, everyone will turn up to watch that show..

Bunny, can you find a wheelbarrow? you know, just in case our big crazy templar is sleeping when we get there.. lol. or too busy writing to realise what's going on.

I'll bring a few spare lyrium potions, an actual new book for Beren's canticle writing,, and try not to bring the roof down on top of us.

 

Lets hope cullen's templars and guards aren't at their best today.. maybe give them a few free kegs before we head in..

[Beren Von Ostwick]

Mood setter... AUSSIE STYLE!

 

[Ashaantha]

Phase 1:

*leaves some kegs lying around outside the front of the dungeon entrance for the guards*

 

 

*runs off to set some lightning mines up at the other end of the castle to keep Cullen busy*

[Bunny]

Bunny, can you find a wheelbarrow?

 

With pleasure.

 

[Lady Luminous]

Dazzle sets up theatrically by the sparring ring, carrying a fancy orlesian fan.

With a cry of despair she flings herself to the dusty ground, skirts spread around her artfully.

"Someone, oh won't someone answer my pleas?! My poor kitten Princess has gotten herself into the rookery and won't come down!"

Dazzle fans herself dramatically, swooning to draw glances over to herself.

"Lelianna's nasty crows will maul my darling Princess! Won't anyone come to my aid? Oh it's just so dreadful!"

[Al Foley]

Archers? Magic? Pfft. We have a Duelist people...

....

and look at what happened to him.  

[Ashaantha]

*watches tipsy guards run over to see what Dazzle's fuss is about*

Distraction phase looks to be going perfectly, time to initiate phase 2.. getting inside.

*looks around for Inverse* you're up, where's Bunny and the wheelbarrow she stole off a poor lil old lady from the refugee camp?

[Beren Von Ostwick]

*Beren, oblivious to the glorious antics being pulled on his behalf, continues his transcription of The Canticles of Donk*

 

"Obey The Will of The Herald of The DrinkQuisition in all things; unless doing so would violate the wishes of The Donk." - Canticles of Donk, 3:19

[Inverse_Twilight]

*watches tipsy guards run over to see what Dazzle's fuss is about*

Distraction phase looks to be going perfectly, time to initiate phase 2.. getting inside.

*looks around for Inverse* you're up, where's Bunny and the wheelbarrow she stole off a poor lil old lady from the refugee camp?

*Looks over at Dazzle's theatrics and gives her 2 thumbs up*

Alright, I'll get the door unlocked, you look out for any Templars.

 

*Gets to work on the lock and opens it quickly, bowing for added effect when the door swings open*

[Ashaantha]

haha theatrics and all! nice work.

*slips inside and waits for inverse before shutting the door again*

 

We're going to have to take down that guard captain lady person fast, she's tough.. and she drank me under the table last week. I think she usually hangs around the first room.

[Inverse_Twilight]

haha theatrics and all! nice work.

*slips inside and waits for inverse before shutting the door again*

 

We're going to have to take down that guard captain lady person fast, she's tough.. and she drank me under the table last week. I think she usually hangs around the first room.

I thought this caper needed more dramatics. Lol.

 

Should I kill her or knock her out and embarrass her? Oh, who am I kidding, I always go for the shaming your enemies bit.

 

*Enters stealth and gives the guard captain a taste of her fist, then steals her pants*

 

Haha, Perfect. Let's go.

[Ashaantha]

You're going to hang those pants from a flagpole yeah? Should ask Sera to steal some of Josephine's undergarments again to put up there too..

 

anyways

*double checks cells just in case they moved Beren*

Just got a few ranting mages in here, no bald, crazy templars.

 

*blows Servis a kiss much to his disdain*

 

Alright, waterfall room it is then, watch your step!

*envisions self falling off the broken landing and shivers*

 

Did I tell you I don't like heights?

[Ashaantha]

*hears loud bangs, crackles and surprised and angry shouting in the distance*

YAY someone tripped my lightning runes, have fun Cullen! the general and his other guys shouldn't bother us anytime soon. I had a LOT of fun setting all those up in many places, even set them on a trip wire so they went off in difficult to reach places.

 

*happily grins at her handiwork and forgets where she is for a minute*

[Beren Von Ostwick]

*Beren is startled out of his writing by explosions in the distance and some odd noises coming from the inner dungeon area.  He jumps up to try to see something from his cell, and promptly cracks his head on the stone ceiling, passing out cold and scattering The Canticles of Donk he's been penning*

[Inverse_Twilight]

You're going to hang those pants from a flagpole yeah? Should ask Sera to steal some of Josephine's undergarments again to put up there too..

 

anyways

*double checks cells just in case they moved Beren*

Just got a few ranting mages in here, no bald, crazy templars.

 

*blows Servis a kiss much to his disdain*

 

Alright, waterfall room it is then, watch your step!

*envisions self falling off the broken landing and shivers*

 

Did I tell you I don't like heights?

Of course I am. And Sera already has Josie's underwear. Don't ask me how, that woman is still a mystery to me...

 

They put Beren in the broken down waterfall room. I am not happy. Someone is getting a pie in the face later.

 

Ok, just one room left and then we get the hell out.

 

*Beren is startled out of his writing by explosions in the distance and some odd noises coming from the inner dungeon area.  He jumps up to try to see something from his cell, and promptly cracks his head on the stone ceiling, passing out cold and scattering The Canticles of Donk he's been penning*

 

*Opens the door and runs over to Beren's cell and sees what has become of our beloved Templar*

 

What have they done to you? Damn them!

 

We're going to need that wheelbarrow.

[Ashaantha]

*follows at Inverse's heels*

Niiice, Sera always knows what's up prank-style . but question: Just one pie? anyone doing this to our Beren deserves more then the one.

 

dammit Beren's out cold, just as I thought.. we're going to need Bunny's stolen wheelbarrow, either that or Beren's getting a good ol' mage style pick-me-up.. A lightning shock focused on the nervous system to jolt it into action and get adrenalin going.. and probably make him go bat out of hell crazy in the process. I don't think he needs more help in that department. So wheelbarrow it is.

 

*eyes scattered paper in Beren's cell*

well, luckily I got him a new book to write in where he can keep all this safe and close to his heart.

[Inverse_Twilight]

*follows at Inverse's heels*

Niiice, Sera always knows what's up prank-style . but question: Just one pie? anyone doing this to our Beren deserves more then the one.

 

dammit Beren's out cold, just as I thought.. we're going to need Bunny's stolen wheelbarrow, either that or Beren's getting a good ol' mage style pick-me-up.. A lightning shock focused on the nervous system to jolt it into action and get adrenalin going.. and probably make him go bat out of hell crazy in the process. I don't think he needs more help in that department. So wheelbarrow it is.

 

*eyes scattered paper in Beren's cell*

well, luckily I got him a new book to write in where he can keep all this safe and close to his heart.

You're right. They deserve at least a dozen pies thrown in their faces for this insult.

 

Wait... Where did Bunny go?

[Bunny]

I'm trying to get there...