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[Inverse_Twilight]

Ok. Lets assume that bunny is here by now with the wheelbarrow...

 

Someone help me get Beren into the wheelbarrow so we can get the hell out of here.

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[Ashaantha]

well.. maybe if we tip the wheelbarrow on it's side and roll him in, then right the wheelbarrow? I'm not very strong.. lol

 

I just know the race out of here will be a lot like:

 

Yes, a real Aussie race. haha

[Inverse_Twilight]

well.. maybe if we tip the wheelbarrow on it's side and roll him in, then right the wheelbarrow? I'm not very strong.. lol

That could work. *Grabs Beren and pushes his unconscious body into the wheelbarrow, then helps Ash right it*

 

He's heavier than he looks...

 

How are we gonna get out of here? Has anyone though of that yet?

[Ashaantha]

Great Wheelbarrow Race! our distractions should be enough for a little longer. Grab the front of the 'barrow, I'll get the back and lets roll this outta here

[Beren Von Ostwick]

*Beren briefly regains consciousness and looks around in a confused state*

 

Is the toga party over?  Are you dumping me on the front porch?!

 

*And just like that, he's out again...*

[Inverse_Twilight]

Great Wheelbarrow Race! our distractions should be enough for a little longer. Grab the front of the 'barrow, I'll get the back and lets roll this outta here

OK!

 

*Grabs her end of the wheelbarrow and runs out of the keep as fast as her legs will carry her*

[Ashaantha]

Toga party? what the.. nevermind. *pushes wheelbarrow+Beren out to the main room*

Dammit, a couple of guards are here. Got any smoke causing flasks or something Inverse?

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

He's heavier than he looks...

Is that a fat joke?

[Inverse_Twilight]

Toga party? what the.. nevermind. *pushes wheelbarrow+Beren out to the main room*

Dammit, a couple of guards are here. Got any smoke causing flasks or something Inverse?

 

I have a Confusion Grenade that should work nicely...

 

*Throws Confusion grenade at the guards and watches in stunned silence as they start to get naked*

 

What the hell is going on?! That's not supposed to happen... Lets get out of here before we see anything that requires us to use Paragon's PENIS.

 

Is that a fat joke?

Ummm... Sort of. Lol.

[Ashaantha]

I have a Confusion Grenade that should work nicely...

 

*Throws Confusion grenade at the guards and watches in stunned silence as they start to get naked*

 

What the hell is going on?! That's not supposed to happen... Lets get out of here before we see anything that requires us to use Paragon's PENIS.

 

Ummm... Sort of. Lol.

 

What the heck did you put into that grenade? I'm worried about you now Inverse.

But agreed, lets move! to the tavern!

*pushes 'barrow out the dungeon's entrance*

 

aww heck part of Skyhold is on fire, I thought Cullen would have taught his guys how to handle my lightning runes faster by now. Apparently they need even more practise.

 

Oh right, to the tavern. Looks like everyone's enjoying a show at the sparring ring.

*gets back to pushing 'barrow*

[Inverse_Twilight]

What the heck did you put into that grenade? I'm worried about you now Inverse.

But agreed, lets move! to the tavern!

*starts pushing 'barrow faster*

I didn't craft them, Sera did. That is the last time I let her pack my gear for me.

[Beren Von Ostwick]

Is that a fat joke?

Ummm... Sort of. Lol.

 

(Ladies... it's the armor.  Templar plate is not exactly nug skin)

[Ashaantha]

*finds a comfy corner and tips Beren out of the wheelbarrow and onto the tavern floor*

 

I'm exhausted *yawns* apple cider is needed.. and maybe a nap. My poor, poor muscles.

 

I didn't craft them, Sera did. That is the last time I let her pack my gear for me.

 

I'm sure they could come in handy at some point. Bit of a surprise there though.

[Lady Luminous]

Dazzle manages to disperse the crowd with a mix of charm and convincing, and made her way to the tavern once the loony templar had been rescued.

She slumped at the bar with a sigh, fanning herself. "Cabot, an icy lime spritzer, with extra ice and a cold compress. Now!"

With a pout she turned to the other patrons. "No more rescues! My eyes are all red and puffy!"

[Ashaantha]

You were brilliant Dazzle!

 

*gently tucks the new, leatherbound book she got into Beren's arms*

All he needs is a decent quill and he can get to writing something amazing now. Well, after he wakes up.

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

(Ladies... it's the armor.  Templar plate is not exactly nug skin)

Whatever, bro.

 

*finds a comfy corner and tips Beren out of the wheelbarrow and onto the tavern floor*

 

I'm exhausted *yawns* apple cider is needed.. and maybe a nap. My poor, poor muscles.

 

 

I'm sure they could come in handy at some point. Bit of a surprise there though.

You do know that tavern is still being worked on, right? Just be careful of any equipment the builders have lying around.

[Inverse_Twilight]

*finds a comfy corner and tips Beren out of the wheelbarrow and onto the tavern floor*

 

I'm exhausted *yawns* apple cider is needed.. and maybe a nap. My poor, poor muscles.

 

 

I'm sure they could come in handy at some point. Bit of a surprise there though.

Celebratory Shots?

 

And I am sure Sera had a very different idea for how to use those grenades. I think she mixed them up with the ones she brought to the winter palace.

 

Dazzle, you are the best! Thanks for the distraction.

[Lady Luminous]

Well, I suppose that acting was worthy of an Oscar...

Anything for my fellow patrons.

[Al Foley]

I have been uploading Kara vids...

[Ashaantha]

Celebratory shots!

 

And yes lynroy, it's taking longer then expected because I keep moving their equipment around...

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

Celebratory shots!

 

And yes lynroy, it's taking longer then expected because I keep moving their equipment around...

Why would you do that? We need that thing to be finished. I keep picking fights with nobles and Josie is tired of breaking them up.

[Beren Von Ostwick]

*Beren wakes up in a construction zone*

 

How the hell did I get here?  I had a horrible dream    Donk had disappeared, everyone was out looking for her, and I flipped out and got put in jail.  The one bright point of the dream was the DQ girlie horde rescuing me.  That was touching.  But hey, thank the Maker it was a  dream.  I couldn't handle it if Donk was gone!

 

*Drinks to blurred reality*

[Beren Von Ostwick]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, AMERICA!!

 

[Al Foley]

 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, AMERICA!!

 

 

Uh...thank you.  

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, AMERICA!!

 

*snip*

 

Ewwwww Bill Cinton.

 

And I just noticed Ronald McDonald with a freakin RPG!