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[Donk]

I appreciate, and share your pain.

<Likes box

 

She doesn't look like a zombie 

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I didn't read your post but saw her visit in your account... cunning bastardette

 

She's pretty hot.. for the living dead.

 

[Paragonslustre]

I gave you one.

 

(Does anybody else think this 'like' limit system is kinda ridiculous?)

 

I don't remember, but did FaceNuke have a limit?

 

It seems ridiculously random, don't know about FB as I'd personally rather look at the MileyChicken. 

 

I appreciate, and share your pain.

<Likes box

 

She doesn't look like a zombie 

Spoiler

 

I didn't read your post but saw her visit in your account... cunning bastardette

 

^^ Lol.

 

......  where is Beren?  You don't think he's like this (borrows a gif from IR)

 

 

.... in despair?

[Tragedienne of Heavens]

She's pretty hot.. for the living dead.

 

It seems ridiculously random, don't know about FB as I'd personally rather look at the MileyChicken. 

 

 

^^ Lol.

 

......  where is Beren?  You don't think he's like (borrows a gif from IR)

 

-drowning snip-

 

.... in despair?

 

@Paragon: I bet he's still unconscious in the future tavern building. I'll be sure to prepare some popcorn for when he wakes up

[Donk]

It seems ridiculously random, don't know about FB as I'd personally rather look at the MileyChicken. 

 

 

^^ Lol.

 

......  where is Beren?  You don't think he's like this (borrows a gif from IR)

 

 

.... in despair?

 

 

Aww poor Beren. Wake up buddy.... I'm baaaaaack!!!

[Donk]

Time to **** Kirkwall up.

 

For Beren, when he wakes up:

 

[Paragonslustre]

 

@Paragon: I bet he's still unconscious in the future tavern building. I'll be sure to prepare some popcorn for when he wakes up

 

Maybe someone ought to check he's not drowning on his own puke?  But not me because I've just spotted the MileyChicken ....

 

 

 

Aww poor Beren. Wake up buddy.... I'm baaaaaack!!!

 

 

Later DQ - good to see you back Donk.  Now I'm worried about IR out in the field, hope she's ok .......

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

Okay, I KNEW I should have waited to take a nap.

 

OMG I've just read about Beren's prison heist and now IR's latest instalment! Ahahahahahahahahhaha .... deserves a 'gordon'

 

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wipes away tears of mirth.

 

*Meanwhile ..... somewhere in Skyhold Paragon is adjusting a radio collar on a carrier-nug.*

 

Hmm better read this letter through before I send it.

 

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Dear 'you know who' (can't be too careful, don't know who might read this)

 

First of all, did you intercept the first carrier-nug (Schmooples III)?  The radio signal has gone dead.  McStabby won't be happy if anything has happened to him and I ain't telling her!  Secondly, what am I supposed to do with this lyrium smuggling dwarf that's turned up?  All he does is sit in a corner guzzling dwarven ale (the expensive kind) and scarfing free food.  He tells me I'm to await your instructions but his leer is beginning to creep me out.

 

Some crazy sh*it has been going on in your absence.  The fat Templar managed to get himself incarcerated (honestly, I'm beginning to think I'm not the dim one around here), but it's OK a rebel group rallied to bust him out without wrecking the place too much - I slept through the whole shenanigans.

 

Oh I've just had a message from McStabby to attach some PENIS' to the carrier-nug.  OK, can do - WTF is going on out there, she mentioned something like 'MileyChicken and the Drumsticks'?  Huh, must have heard her wrong.

 

Anyway, hope you and your agents are being careful, can't guarantee this place will be in one piece when you get back.

 

signed

 

A Friend

 

*Paragon adjusts the radio signal to the right frequency and sends the carrier-nug on his way with a friendly kick to the arse.*  Maker Speed little buddy!

Dear [REDACTED]

 

Carrier-nug? I searched around after my foray into Redcliffe and found a charred radio. I have no idea what happened to the poor thing though.... I knew Beren was going to go mental. He took her absence rather hard. Only sad I wasn't there to help break him out, that would have been fun. Things were weird in Redcliffe, I'll tell you the details over drinks. So lyrium smuggler didn't say anything? Must have just been a tool then.

 

Thanks for the kits.

 

Hope I'm not breaking anybody's immersion but...

 

YOU TOTALLY BROKE MY IMMERSION! *drink* I thought I saw you earlier in disguise!

 

 

 

 

 

Thanks mate. Yeah... just had a little personal issue, and deleted my account. And to clarify; it had nothing at all to do with you guys. I missed you guys.. and was alerted to a certain missing poster that I think Roy made?

I felt terrible, not even saying anything. Should have known better, remember when I got banned for two days? Poor Beren I'm gonna give him a big fBro hug when I see him next!

THE POSTERS WORKED!!!

 

Right on it!

 

*Dienne, still teary eyed after the sudden return of The Donk, rushed to the aviary with a message to The Will*

 

"Dear Lynroy:

 

Abort the mission, come back to Skyhold ASAP. The Donk is back.

TL;DR

And don't forget to bring the elven glory bros."

tl;dr Message received. We're on our way.

 

 

Without hesitation drank offerings from Paragon and IR.

Woke up in strange place with lots of trees and ruins. Don't remember a damn thing.

Though fully clothed, but without my staff or dagger or anything else. No gold.

Only strange hat with lots of feathers, which clearly not mine, because I can't wear it , and two scrolls.

 

Spoiler

 

Spoiler

 

 

Well, at least, we can draw few conclusions:

1) Never trust an elf - check.

2) Dumb decision to accept anything from person called the Paragon of the Pranks.

3) and I better stay away from Montsimmard for awhile.

 

Got her.

 

I ran out of likes somewhere along the way.... *drink* I only used 5!

 

How could I stay away from you glorious bastards?

 

Oh no... my warning points... they're gone. Now I can't brag about being the badarse of the DQ

Go out there and get some more, damnit!

 

I really wanted to like this (especially the top gif ) but they've all gone again!  WTF is going on I should have a millon spare likes FFS!

 

GIF! OMG *drink*

 

Hey.. walking corpses can be hot.

 

Well Roy isn't here.. but I must make it known that I applaud her efforts in solving the mystery of my disappearance. Or at least, part of it.

 

I made a new account, but I had to have one post approved. I would have dropped by earlier, but I did not want the powers that be to be alerted to our little.. safe haven here, for obvious reasons. So I had to blend in with the rest of the BSN, until they stopped watching.

 

http://forum.bioware...nce-option-dlc/

 

Anyhow, when I edited my profile to change my username, it showed that Roy had visited.

I KNEW THAT WAS YOU! I was brought in by the topic title thinking "That is so Donk." And then I saw the username of the OP "Dancing Chicken", low post count, and had to go in for a closer look so to speak. Saw the account was made very recently and thought "IF THAT'S NOT DONK I'LL EAT MY MUG".

 

I appreciate, and share your pain.

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She doesn't look like a zombie 

Spoiler

 

I didn't read your post but saw her visit in your account... cunning bastardette

Redcliffe was not entirely fruitless.

[Beren Von Ostwick]

Hope I'm not breaking anybody's immersion but...

 

<<<< snips DONKINATOR GLORY >>>

 

...

 

Donk?  Is... is that really you?!  OMG BUDDY, I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!!   I had begun to think maybe the Maker (who, it turns out, is Anna Silk) had taken you to replace Andraste.  I was writing new Canticles and everything.  But you're back!!!!  *wipes away happy tears* 

 

Don't move...

 

 

 

It seems ridiculously random, don't know about FB as I'd personally rather look at the MileyChicken. 

 

 

^^ Lol.

 

......  where is Beren?  You don't think he's like this (borrows a gif from IR)

 

 

.... in despair?

 

I was close to that, aye.  Probably another day or two at most, but this particular time was just sleep.  My head took a beating yesterday and I needed my beauty sleep!

 

Also, how in the hell did I become, over the course of less than twelve hours, known as "the fat templar" in the DQ?!

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

 

Also, how in the hell did I become, over the course of less than twelve hours, known as "the fat templar" in the DQ?!

 

Ha!

[Beren Von Ostwick]

 

Mmmmmm! Delicious cake!

 

Canine glory!

 

I tried to go back and do a lot of likes from last night, but I didn't get very far after liking some stuff this morning after Donk's glorious return.  Promise I will cover the prison break eventually...

 

*drinks demon essence in celebration of Donk's return*

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

The return of Donkson means our Druffalo BBQ is back on just in time for American Independence Day!

 

To all my fellow 'Muricans, may your day be filled with awesome. I'm going to go dump a bunch of tea in the harbor to celebrate.

[LightningPoodle]

What about non-Americans? Do we get to throw tea into a harbor as well?

[Tragedienne of Heavens]

OH FECK NO! *runs to protect her precious tea*

 

I'm in for the BBQ though  

[LightningPoodle]

OH FECK NO! *runs to protect her precious tea*

 

I'm in for the BBQ though  

 

*starts carrying out crates of tea and taking them to the closest harbor*

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

What about non-Americans? Do we get to throw tea into a harbor as well?

Well, it's usually a Murican thing to do, but if you want to join me, I won't say no.

*continues dumping crates of tea into harbor*

[LightningPoodle]

Well, it's usually a Murican thing to do, but if you want to join me, I won't say no.

*continues dumping crates of tea into harbor*

 

Yeah! *tips a crate into the water*

[Beren Von Ostwick]

What about non-Americans? Do we get to throw tea into a harbor as well?

 

But wouldn't that make you a traitor?  It is, after all, British tea...

 

OH FECK NO! *runs to protect her precious tea*

 

I'm in for the BBQ though  

 

HA!  That's okay, I'll sacrifice my Twinings Irish Breakfast for this glorious endeaver.  Keep yours

[LightningPoodle]

But wouldn't that make you a traitor?  It is, after all, British tea...

 

 

HA!  That's okay, I'll sacrifice my Twinings Irish Breakfast for this glorious endeaver.  Keep yours

 

Britain ain't all that great...

[Tragedienne of Heavens]

*starts carrying out crates of tea and taking them to the closest harbor*

DON'T YOU DARE!

 

Well, it's usually a Murican thing to do, but if you want to join me, I won't say no.

*continues dumping crates of tea into harbor*

 

But wouldn't that make you a traitor?  It is, after all, British tea...

 

 

HA!  That's okay, I'll sacrifice my Twinings Irish Breakfast for this glorious endeaver.  Keep yours

I appreciate it Beren, but it's too late now.

[Paragonslustre]

*Watches tea being hoyed into the harbour*

I sure hope Dieb can swim.

But wouldn't that make you a traitor? It is, after all, British tea...


HA! That's okay, I'll sacrifice my Twinings Irish Breakfast for this glorious endeaver. Keep yours

Is this because I called you fat?

....... Have a great day American buddies. May the 4th be with you.

[LightningPoodle]

*Watches tea being hoyed into the harbour*

I sure hope Dieb can swim.

Is this because I called you fat?

....... Have a great day American buddies. May the 4th be with you.

 

It's uh... not May...

[LightningPoodle]

DON'T YOU DARE!

 

Sorry. Already started. You can't stop this train. *throws another crate full of tea into the already darkened harbor*

[Tragedienne of Heavens]

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

[Tragedienne of Heavens]

Dat gif