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[Orian Tabris]

Anyone down for drunk calling Josephine?

 

Don't do it man! Don't do it! She'll only hurt you again!

[lynroy]

I regret nothing!

[Orian Tabris]

I regret nothing!

New meaning to the phrase 'b!tch please!'

 

You spent at least 35 minutes looking for that pic, didn't you?

[lynroy]

Two seconds actually. Not bad considering my inebriated state.

[Orian Tabris]

Two seconds actually. Not bad considering my inebriated state.

 

You must be a really good speller to spell that while drunk!

[lynroy]

I swear my brain works better when I'm drunk.

[lynroy]

 STOP BURNING MY ALIASES

[Orian Tabris]

 STOP BURNING MY ALIASES

 

A simple solution: turn off anti-aliasing. 32x anti-alias isn't working, anyway. You don't seem to be getting any performance loss during your drunken stupor.

[lynroy]

Dude, I'm a console scrub (and drunk) so I have no idea what any of that gibberish means. Back to the tavern I go.

[lynroy]

OMG YOU GUYS!!! So that guy who spammed those threads didn't stop there!
 

David Gaider ‏@davidgaider  4m4 minutes ago

Some guy wrote me to complain that Cass and Josephine, his DAI LI options, "both look like men". I find his standards of femaleness curious.
 

David Gaider ‏@davidgaider  3m3 minutes ago

Not that one can dictate who anyone should or shouldn't find attractive -- but seriously? Men? Dude, put down the porn mags and look around.
 

David Gaider ‏@davidgaider  46s47 seconds ago

At any rate, since simply not romancing anyone appears to not be an option, my heart bleeds for his predicament. Flags at half-mast, people.

All of that deserves a keg! I love Gaider. Time to do some drunken wandering in the Hissing Wastes.

[BountyhunterGER]

Spoiler

 

CHASIND MEAD!

We're merry men of the Banns
So sturdy and so stout
When the day is done
When it's time for fun
We'll drink and sing and shout!

You weak livered milk drinkers
Can let your throats run dry
Cause there's just one drink
That we will sink
Until the day we die

Drinking mead with the lasses at The Pearl
The maidens and the men!
We swig our brew
Until we spew
Then we fill our mugs again!

You can keep your filthy lyrium
It makes our bellies bleed
Cause when we raise our flagon
To another dead dragon            <<<  ---- WOO, THAT LINE STILL WORKS!
There is just one drink we need...

CHASIND MEAD!

Chug a mug of mead
And another mug of mead
Chug another mug of mead
Till you fall down
Chug a mug of mead
And another mug mead
Chug another mug of mead, warrior!

After the long hard days
Of hunting and of war
Our throats are tired and thirsty
And our bodies drenched in gore

But we won't spend our evenings
Feeling tired and feeling spent
We perk right up when we breathe in
That wholesome honey scent

That Anderfelan Brandy
Too fruity for these tongues
You can keep your fancy Navarran wine
It tastes like wyvern dung!

Ravaini Red tastes great to you
But here we like it plain
Just fill my mug
With the mighty jug
Of honey, heart and grain

Drinking mead in the Gnawed Noble
The MABARI and the men!
We swig our brew
Until we spew
Then we fill our mugs again!

You can keep your filthy lyrium
It makes our bellies bleed
Cause when we raise our flagon
To another dead dragon            <<<  ---- YEP, STILL WORKS!
There is just one drink we need...

CHASIND MEAD!

Chug a mug of mead
And another mug of mead
Chug another mug of mead
Till you fall down
Chug a mug of mead
And another mug mead
Chug another mug of mead, warrior!

Anyhoo, moving on...  Miracle of Sound, forgive me!

Well now that you have some lyrics you can sing yourself and put it up on youtube .

[Orian Tabris]

I cannot keep track of the rules...  how many drinks do I owe myself for making this?

 

 

If I told you just how much, it would break your immersion.

[lynroy]

Ahahahaha! you gotta give the guy (the poster) credit for perseverance, though. "Lock my threads, will they? Fine, I'll just HARASS MR. DRAGON AGE HIMSELF!" Love that Gaider actually commented on it, and his comments were perfect.

Anyhoo, moving on... Miracle of Sound, forgive me!

Spoiler

CHASIND MEAD!

We're merry men of the Banns
So sturdy and so stout
When the day is done
When it's time for fun
We'll drink and sing and shout!

You weak livered milk drinkers
Can let your throats run dry
Cause there's just one drink
That we will sink
Until the day we die

Drinking mead with the lasses at The Pearl
The maidens and the men!
We swig our brew
Until we spew
Then we fill our mugs again!

You can keep your filthy lyrium
It makes our bellies bleed
Cause when we raise our flagon
To another dead dragon <<< ---- WOO, THAT LINE STILL WORKS!
There is just one drink we need...

CHASIND MEAD!

Chug a mug of mead
And another mug of mead
Chug another mug of mead
Till you fall down
Chug a mug of mead
And another mug mead
Chug another mug of mead, warrior!

After the long hard days
Of hunting and of war
Our throats are tired and thirsty
And our bodies drenched in gore

But we won't spend our evenings
Feeling tired and feeling spent
We perk right up when we breathe in
That wholesome honey scent

That Anderfelan Brandy
Too fruity for these tongues
You can keep your fancy Navarran wine
It tastes like wyvern dung!

Ravaini Red tastes great to you
But here we like it plain
Just fill my mug
With the mighty jug
Of honey, heart and grain

Drinking mead in the Gnawed Noble
The MABARI and the men!
We swig our brew
Until we spew
Then we fill our mugs again!

You can keep your filthy lyrium
It makes our bellies bleed
Cause when we raise our flagon
To another dead dragon <<< ---- YEP, STILL WORKS!
There is just one drink we need...

CHASIND MEAD!

Chug a mug of mead
And another mug of mead
Chug another mug of mead
Till you fall down
Chug a mug of mead
And another mug mead
Chug another mug of mead, warrior!

You sir, are a saint.

I'm going to sing this from the ramparts until I pass out drunk.

[ZipZap2000]

Has anyone added 'Baldurs Gate' yet? 

[lynroy]

Glad you put this up.

Ahh the efforts fools will go to... for nothing.

Wait.

Does this mean we have to take a drink?

I laughed so hard. And it means we must drink all the drinks in Val Royeaux!

[ravenesse]

Great, lynroy made me check Gaider's twitter once again. Found out about Star Trek being not on TV for a decade. Feel old and need more alcohol.

[WhoopinYourA55Mate]

F**k I'm drunk as f**k! Oh...wait...wrong thread .

Cheers anyway