Flashback story time!!
*hands out round of drinks and gets herself a glass of apple cider, sitting by the fire*
Once upon a time, in a fantastical land, there was a tavern owned by a group named the Drinquisition.
During one particular sunny day, the people who frequented this tavern attended a tiring, yet exciting event that called Piratequisition. My tale, sadly, is not about this event, but about what happened afterwards when someone decided to steal StormQueen's staff and make her cry.
StormQueens staff was stolen after she helped a friend who got tangled in a mast, then the thief sold it to a dwarven merchant. No-one really knows what happened to the beloved dragon staff after that, what we do know is worse then any nightmare..
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It was found in the possession of a great bear!!
The brave archer lynroy went a hunting, and a searching, to find StormQueen's staff and after a long and bloody battle with the great bear she was able to return the beloved dragon staff to StormQueen.
Dazzle, as caring as always, also gifted StormQueen with a spare staff, which is enchanted against thievery. How was it enchanted against thieves you ask? well, my friends, by giving any potential thief one heck of a lightning shock. Fiesty Paragon found this out the hard way, and lived with majorly frizzy hair for weeks.
lynroy was later awarded with a ribbon for her heroic efforts.

Since this day, none of StormQueen's staves have disappeared. The end.