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#3651
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Tint armour table. Feck where is that? I just thought it would be on the modify amour table.  Feck a duck, I'll be back.  Runs off.  Runs back grabs a bottle of mead, shoves a hot wing in mouth and runs off again.

near the store thing at your right as you enter


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#3652
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Hrhr... cute from afar then.

 

Nah, if I'd figure you out, I wouldn't be so astonished about whom you find cute :P

 

Yeees, in the books he was just that 'I so would slap you to death' guy while Harry made him... you said it. Had some nicer moments... which fastly turned into another ******* moment.

Well, as a very wise man said

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And I played far too much renegade Shepard over the last weeks so, I totally would kill him. Then I would force Thorus to revive him again aaaand kill him another time. Thinking about that, I would want to do that to a lot of GoT characters...

mental issues calling again *drinks*

 

Byebye Grand Dame :)

 

Runs back in again.

You mean there's no cure for being Mike Hunt.     HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHA!

Runs out again.


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#3653
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near the store thing at your right as you enter

 

Runs in again.

Thanks F3

Runs out again.


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#3654
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Runs back in.

 

Found the tint table, woo hoo!

 

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Completely unrelated, I just f*ucked Cullen off big time because I made him put Florianne's head on a pike.  Yay, hot, angry sex.

 

Runs off.

 

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#3655
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I had a thought.  I have like 1800 some bioware points sitting on their asses doing nothing.  Any chance we could convince the forum administrators to let me cash them for disbursale likes in at the  rate of 10 points / like?

 

Certainly sounds like a worthy cause, my dear volus.

 

But are the admins going to be that nice? 

 

Hm. Maybe if we paid them a round of drinks first...along with some lap dance executed by some hired, very handsome and beautiful ladies and gentlemen.

 

 

 

 

 

You know what? Forget the ladies and the guys. Let's get them drunk, summon a desire demon and order them to let you cash the points.

 

 

Is there a blood mage around here? Your services are desperately required.

I pay in cash.



#3656
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Swaggers into bar and looks around

 

WTF ........ empty?

 

Looks like everyone got lucky tonight.

 

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#3657
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Swaggers into bar and looks around

 

WTF ........ empty?

 

Looks like everyone got lucky tonight.

 

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That woman looks like she want somone to bang her.. 



#3658
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Sorry if this is off topic but have you heared the news?!~ DAVID GAIDER IS LEAVING.. :o 



#3659
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As long as they keep Patrick Weekes, Mary Kirby and Luke Kristjansson, we're golden.

 

edit: I just read he moved on to the "new IP" (which the cancelled 4 VS 1 multiplayer demon thing was not), not leaving BioWare.



#3660
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As long as they keep Patrick Weekes, Mary Kirby and Luke Kristjansson, we're golden.

I know, if they'll leave we will get: 

 

https://www.google.c....87269000,d.bGQ



#3661
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Sorry if this is off topic but have you heared the news?!~ DAVID GAIDER IS LEAVING.. :o

 

Raises a glass to David Gaider.  Drink!


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#3662
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Swaggers into bar and looks around

 

WTF ........ empty?

 

Looks like everyone got lucky tonight.

 

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I guess... 84 lb of ****** and 25 lb of *****, collectively, is what I am hanging out with. :)

 

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Runs back in again.

You mean there's no cure for being Mike Hunt.     HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHA!

Runs out again.

 

You're drunk, Paragon...

 

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#3663
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What the hell, guys?!  Pages 2?  Totally unacceptable.  As punishment, I am subjecting y'all to a Kasumi sex tape.  It's your fault...

 

Spoiler

 

*drinks to putting strange liquids in your mouth*


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#3664
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I came out of lurkdom to express my disappointment. PAGE TWO? There's plenty to chug about with the recent news announcement. 

 

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#3665
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*stumbles bleary eyed to the bar* Cabot, a double please.
Paragon, Dame, I love you both for coming to get me after I collapsed in that ditch. True friendship.
Volus, the headache came from work so you're only slightly off the hook.
Drinkquisition romance? But I didn't pick any of the heart dialogue options! I thought or was all totally platonic.


Swaggers into bar and looks around

WTF ........ empty?

Looks like everyone got lucky tonight.

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Well.... :whistle:

#3666
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I came out of lurkdom to express my disappointment. PAGE TWO? There's plenty to chug about with the recent news announcement.

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Sorry, I was *cough* busy.

I'm late to the whole DA lead writer switch but I raise my mug to Gaider and Weekes. Good luck to both. *drink*
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#3667
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We get sexy unicorns! Lots of them! Yay!

Ahem... ehm... well.

*wise mode on*

Time will tell if that's a good or a bad thing.

*wise mode off*

If Patrick Weekes continues his 'swoop me off my feet'-agenda, I'll be fine. Did I mention before, that I deeply love the inside of his creative head? ;)


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#3668
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LOL I'd say we are in good hands. I love Weekes' writing. To sexy unicorns! *Drink*


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#3669
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*Comes into bar*

 

Somebody get me a ****** drink. Make it a triple.

 

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Considering changing jobs and becoming a mortician.

 

And wot.

 

Gaider has quit!?

 

Probably got sick of the fans LOL.


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#3670
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He didn't quit, he's still with bioware. Just got poached by the team working on the new IP.

And I feel ya with the idiots everywhere. Have a drink on the house.

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He didn't quit, he's still with bioware. Just got poached by the team working on the new IP.

And I feel ya with the idiots everywhere. Have a drink on the house.

 

I stand corrected.

 

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Cheers mate.

 

Oh, has this been added to the rules yet?

 

Take a drink every time somebody spells "Leliana" as "Lilliana".

 

Take another if it pisses you off and makes you pee your pants laughing at the same time.


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#3672
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I believe that is a new one. :D *drink*

#3673
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Swaggers into bar and looks around

 

WTF ........ empty?

 

Looks like everyone got lucky tonight.

 

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That woman looks like whe want somone to bang her.. 

 

I can oblige.

 

 

I believe that is a new one. :D *drink*

 

Wow. I made a new rule!?!?

 

I'm just the ****. :whistle:



#3674
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When will the bitching about DAI end?'

 

Some people are like a broken record... Honestly BSN is just bleh right now



#3675
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When will the bitching about DAI end?'

Some people are like a broken record... Honestly BSN is just bleh right now

It's a never ending cycle of bitching and moaning. Which creates a never ending cycle of drinking and more drinking for us.
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