*Sighs*
Boy, people sure are in for a surprise once they find out CD Projekt Red is not a charity organization.
*sips milk and nods at the gang sitting down*
*Sighs*
Boy, people sure are in for a surprise once they find out CD Projekt Red is not a charity organization.
*sips milk and nods at the gang sitting down*
Wait, they aren't?!*Sighs*
Boy, people sure are in for a surprise once they find out CD Projekt Red is not a charity organization.
*sips milk and nods at the gang sitting down*

3 strikes and I'm OOL. WTF?
I guess... 84 lb of ****** and 25 lb of *****, collectively, is what I am hanging out with.
You're drunk, Paragon...
Cute pet alert ![]()
Haha. Look at your tabby. You can take a picture of my cat BUTT pal!
Ok, soppy pet pics coming up.
Lucy the pony and Minoki the goat
Dancer my retired tb
*stumbles bleary eyed to the bar* Cabot, a double please.
Paragon, Dame, I love you both for coming to get me after I collapsed in that ditch. True friendship.
Volus, the headache came from work so you're only slightly off the hook.
Drinkquisition romance? But I didn't pick any of the heart dialogue options! I thought or was all totally platonic.
Well....


Lucy the pony and Minoki the goat
Spoiler
Minoki seems happy. I like her already.
Guest_Donkson_*
*Sighs*
Boy, people sure are in for a surprise once they find out CD Projekt Red is not a charity organization.
*sips milk and nods at the gang sitting down*
Wot.
But... but... I wanted to save the starving kiddies.
I love horses! So pretty.Cute pet alert
Haha. Look at your tabby. You can take a picture of my cat BUTT pal!
Ok, soppy pet pics coming up.
Lucy the pony and Minoki the goat
Spoiler
Dancer my retired tb
Spoiler
Guest_Donkson_*
I love horses! So pretty.
HB, I thought you wanted to eat the children.
I do.
But they have to be fed first... otherwise it's like eating a bag of bones. I'm no dog.
Wait... NOT A WORD.
Guest_Donkson_*
It's dead in here today... I have to go hang out in loony bin. ![]()
I do.
But they have to be fed first... otherwise it's like eating a bag of bones. I'm no dog.
Wait... NOT A WORD.
Fair point. ![]()
It's dead in here today... I have to go hang out in loony bin.
You're the one who is dead! I'm right behind you with a case of beer.
Guest_Donkson_*
Fair point.
You're the one who is dead! I'm right behind you with a case of beer.
Yes.
Bring some rum as well!! God knows I'm gonna need it...
Oh and while we're over there with the loonies, please share a roast kiddy recipe?
The last one didn't turn out too well.. the stuffing had too many herbs. ![]()
Minoki seems happy. I like her already.
She is a happy little goat. I was lucky to get that pic.
Yes.
Bring some rum as well!! God knows I'm gonna need it...
Oh and while we're over there with the loonies, please share a roast kiddy recipe?
The last one didn't turn out too well.. the stuffing had too many herbs.
Not my fault you couldn't read my hand writing. Did you have to derail that elf thread so many times?
*drink*
Guest_Donkson_*
She is a happy little goat. I was lucky to get that pic.
Cute goat. Can I sacrifice her?
KIDDING.
Not my fault you couldn't read my hand writing. Did you have to derail that elf thread so many times?
*drink*
Well... most of the time HB is drunk HB so... all the words were topsy-turvy looking.
I can't help it.
I'm easily distracted and all over the place.
Ha! I have likes again. It is quiet in here lately, obviously not enough booze. Cabot line 'em up. Cheers all! Looks around. I wonder where the dame is and the DrinkQuisitor. Oh well, drink!

Cute goat. Can I sacrifice her?
KIDDING.
Well... most of the time HB is drunk HB so... all the words were topsy-turvy looking.
I can't help it.
I'm easily distracted and all over the place.
Kidding lol, I see what you did there!
Not my fault you couldn't read my hand writing. Did you have to derail that elf thread so many times?
*drink*
Is there a thread that doesn't get derailed?
I sent Dame on a...quest. Yes, quest thing.
Is there a thread that doesn't get derailed?
Well there was--no, that one was derailed. Over in the Multi--no, that was derailed too. Good point. ![]()
Guest_Donkson_*
Ha! I have likes again. It is quiet in here lately, obviously not enough booze. Cabot line 'em up. Cheers all! Looks around. I wonder where the dame is and the DrinkQuisitor. Oh well, drink!
I love you!!!!
That is, in a non-perverse, non-creepy and pure-platonic way.
Kidding lol, I see what you did there!
I know. I'm just so fecking awesome, right?
Is there a thread that doesn't get derailed?
Good point, Doc. I am envious of your psychological wisdom.
I sent Dame on a...quest. Yes, quest thing.
Well there was--no, that one was derailed. Over in the Multi--no, that was derailed too. Good point.
A romance quest?
Are you sending her off to pick flowers and fight off hordes of carta dwarves to aquire some poetry?
That's so sweet. ![]()
Ick no. You're making ME sick thinking about all that horrible sweetness. Where's my mead?
You know what this place is missing?

Guest_Donkson_*
Ick no. You're making ME sick thinking about all that horrible sweetness. Where's my mead?
I reckon. Let's be salty instead.
Aw ****... that came out wrong. Scratch that.
You know what this place is missing?
Yes. GIFs. We're missing GIFs.

(post-cookie)
I reckon. Let's be salty instead.
Aw ****... that came out wrong. Scratch that.
erm.....
Gonna leave that one alone....*drink*