Hrm. I wonder if this is a sex thing. Men, do you prefer...bah, not worth pursuing. Okay, as long as you're happy with your desktop, that's really all that matters 
*Beren drinks because this is the DQ and by Andraste's size 45 knickers that's what we do here*
Bah, I'm a minimalist and hate desktop clutter. Though I typically use Rainmeter, when I remember to start it up. But with the Metro start menu, it kinda keeps me from bothering. One Rainmeter skin I had was kinda funny. I could randomly place Keanu Reeves in my layout. He'd just perch on my calendar.
Did Obi-Wan get to you? 
No. It was that thread by Donk. As if brood mothers didn't scar me for life, now there's talk of multi-boobed mabari hounds with boob armor.
(Which by the way is not suggested on any female, endangers the sternum I think?)
But I think broodmothers are what had me down too much wine one night. I typically never like to go passed the verge of a buzz, but ... sometimes, man... Maybe I should switch to absinthe. Or maybe not. I've heard it's an energetic buzz. Which does not compute in my brain. Dear sweet Maker on his golden throne, I fear to behold what I'd do if absinthe buzzed, let alone drunk.