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[Paragonslustre]

Actually I'm a little depressed.  I sent Michel back to Orlais to sweeten up Gaspard in the hope that he'll stop rattling his sword (no it's not a metaphor) at Ferelden.  Sigh, I miss not being able to follow him around Skyhold.  Only one thing for it.

 

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

For. Shame. How could you?

[Paragonslustre]

^^^What?  Send Michel back or put Gaspard on the throne?

[ThreeF]

Actually I'm a little depressed.  I sent Michel back to Orlais to sweeten up Gaspard in the hope that he'll stop rattling his sword (no it's not a metaphor) at Ferelden.  Sigh, I miss not being able to follow him around Skyhold.  Only one thing for it.

I hope Michel doesn't know many of your secrets. He was snooping around a lot.

[Paragonslustre]

I hope Michel doesn't know many of your secrets. He was snooping around a lot.

 

I didn't even go the Leliana route, I tried Josie's diplomacy.  I hope it doesn't come back to bite me in the arse.  Drinks sadly.

[ThreeF]

I didn't even go the Leliana route, I tried Josie's diplomacy.  I hope it doesn't come back to bite me in the arse.  Drinks sadly.

All the options are equally bad and   if you don't send him away you out to cross  fingers he will never discovers your scheming because it will backfire

[Paragonslustre]

And I'm a little pissed off.

 

Women drive me mad... even in games!!

 

There is no escape.

 

Seriously... first thing: me and Liara talk about our relationship at beginning of the game. She asks if I'm still interested, I say "Yes".. and go up to her to grab her and throw her on the bed.. and all I get in response is "Later".

 

Okay so later comes along.. and she still knocks me back.

 

At this point I am *coughs* I mean, Shepard is frustrated, so I go cure the genophage and kill **** in the process.. to top it all off, the Citadel gets taken over by mad space ninjas so I go kill them too.. and in my severe sexual frustration, I kill Kaiden. I shoot him, and it feels so good, but the novelty doesn't last long.

 

Get back on ship, go see my blue babe.. and she's sooking over Kaiden. FFS!! Who cares!?!?

 

Traynor sends me an email saying she "wants to play". So I invite her up to my cabin and tell her she can have a shower.. and she's sending signals like she wants me in there with her.. I can see her arse, her legs and all and I'm

 

 

Then I remember... I'm in a committed relationship. I'm loyal.. gotta do the right thing.. so after 10 mins of staring into blank space, contemplating whether to give in to temptation or not, I kindly refuse and we play chess.

 

The story isn't over yet.

 

I return to the Citadel and chat to my blue babe while I'm there.

 

She says, "You're a good friend, Shep."

 

Me: "I wanna be more than friends."

 

Liara: "I feel the same way."

 

Wait.

 

Wot.

 

WTF.

 

Hadn't we already been through this?

 

Fucks sake. I swear you have to spell this **** out to them.

 

Aaaaaaand I just remembered, you never played ME so you have no idea what I'm on about so...

 

 

Hahahaha!  That cheered me up a bit, and well, Fairbanks has moved in so ..... things could be looking up.  I am defo gonna have to get ME4.

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

^^^What?  Send Michel back or put Gaspard on the throne?

Both!   

















Just playing. 

[Paragonslustre]

All the options are equally bad and   if you don't send him away you out to cross  fingers he will never discovers your scheming because it will backfire

 

What if you go the Cullen route, does he get p*issed off?  How does Gaspard take it?

[Paragonslustre]

Is this war table ****?

 

I admit, I never payed much attention to the war table..

 

 

 

Just get the damn trilogy!!

 

Wipe the dust off the PS3 and do it. DO IIIIT.

 

Lol, I might just do that.  On the other hand, I had fun today colour coordinating my team 

[ThreeF]

What if you go the Cullen route, does he get p*issed off?  How does Gaspard take it?

 

    I am disappointed by this decision. However, I understand that all strong men are needed to fight the battle against Corypheus.

    Emperor Gaspard

 

Personally with Gaspard I would take Leliana's route, but then again I'm not attached to Michel.

 

 

Is this war table ****?

 

I admit, I never payed much attention to the war table..

Yeah, it's one of the missions that I like quite a bit because of the intrigue.

[ThreeF]

I'm doing a rerun of DA:I when I've finished my rerun of ME3.. and this is out of character but I'm thinking of going a mage... simply cause I want "naked wimminz" on my staff. (Spewing it doesn't have nipples, though).

Mages are rather fun to play imo, personally I like combat close and personal and for a long time disliked ranged combat but DAI (and ME to an extend) made  me rethink this.

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

Give me ranged, give me ranged, give me ranged. I just love being an archer. I really like the improvements they made to archers for this game. Feels a lot better to me than sissy archery in DA2 where my bow felt useless.

HB, if you have the naked wimminz staff, you owe all of us a drink.

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

It's YOUR fault! *drains mug*

[Orian Tabris]

Why would you want to be an archer, when there's already 2 of them? I'd rather choose a combat style that allows for more diversity in the PC and companions.

 

Drink whenever Drinkquisition gets derailed by sensible posts.

[Paragonslustre]

When you get bored with DA:I... go the ME trilogy.

 

You'll likey, I think.. although, ME1 can be tricky to get through.. particularly the combat setup. If you endure that, and get through to ME2 and ME3, you'll be in love.

 

I'm doing a rerun of DA:I when I've finished my rerun of ME3.. and this is out of character but I'm thinking of going a mage... simply cause I want "naked wimminz" on my staff. (Spewing it doesn't have nipples, though).

 

I generally play as a mage because I want to get that them against us vibe.  In origins though I changed it because I wanted to be queen.  Having said that I did start a warrior playthrough on DAI before I bought the PS4 and I really enjoyed it.  That grappling hook move followed by a kick in the teeth felt oddly satisfying.  I probably need help.  

[ThreeF]

my fault entirely *steals  all the the mugs and runs off* you don't need them anyway!

[Paragonslustre]

Give me ranged, give me ranged, give me ranged. I just love being an archer. I really like the improvements they made to archers for this game. Feels a lot better to me than sissy archery in DA2 where my bow felt useless.

HB, if you have the naked wimminz staff, you owe all of us a drink.

 

Serah is fantastic as archer, much better than Varric imo.