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[Lynroy: Final Edition]

Hey, I can't be the only one wearing tickets in my forehead

Traitor.

*rips ticket off forehead, walks over to closest torch and lets it burn*

Anyone have a staple remover?

[Tragedienne of Heavens]

And I'm alone again

[Donk]

It didn't happen in your presence, but now I know you employ snitches.

Did you have to use a staple?

 

Yes. I'm one of those arsehole racist cops. You're too elfy. While Traggy may have an goth elf minion, she identifies as a human based on her avatar.

 

 

Hey, I can't be the only one wearing tickets in my forehead

 

Only if it's drunk with power.

 

You filthy anarchist, you.

 

 

She had her fun with me (hehe), but I'm still worried about everyone else.

 

My conversion has begun.

 

 

I will be focusing on writing scripts for the comic. My purpose in doing so is to further the gay agenda. Didn't you realize my work is filled with gay agenda subliminals?

[Donk]

And I'm alone again

 

Join the Donk side and take my two step initiation process.

 

1. Slay a virgin, and bring her to the Temple of the Donk.

 

2. Say this chant, word for word, when sacrificing the virgin: "I worship Donk in all things. I sayeth my loyalty in presenting you thy sacrifice. Amen."

 

Membership will grant you a position in the BSN police, snitch division.

[Donk]

Crap need a title for Beren's story.

 

How does "the Volun peril" sound?

[Inverse_Twilight]

Join the Donk side and take my two step initiation process.

 

1. Slay a virgin, and bring her to the Temple of the Donk.

 

2. Say this chant, word for word, when sacrificing the virgin: "I worship Donk in all things. I sayeth my loyalty in presenting you thy sacrifice. Amen."

 

Membership will grant you a position in the BSN police, snitch division.

*Happily jumps on the bandwagon*

 

All hail Donk! Lol.

[Ashaantha]

But why would you ask someone to slay Cole??

[Tragedienne of Heavens]

Join the Donk side and take my two step initiation process.

 

1. Slay a virgin, and bring her to the Temple of the Donk.

 

2. Say this chant, word for word, when sacrificing the virgin: "I worship Donk in all things. I sayeth my loyalty in presenting you thy sacrifice. Amen."

 

Membership will grant you a position in the BSN police, snitch division.

But in the night of my joining I swore before the Holy Mug of Mead that I'd follow the will of The Will...

Does The Will offer me repentance?

[Donk]

*Happily jumps on the bandwagon*

 

All hail Donk! Lol.

 

 

But why would you ask someone to slay Cole??

 

I'm not. I require **FEMALE** virgins. Preferably with dark hair.

 

 

But in the night of my joining I swore before the Holy Mug of Mead that I'd follow the will of The Will...

Does The Will offer me repentance?

 

The Will has abandoned you. The side of the Light deceives you. Join the Donk side and you will be rewarded with riches, power and bitches man-meats.

[Ashaantha]

 

I'm not. I require **FEMALE** virgins. Preferably with dark hair.

ooh.. *ponders*

nope don't know any. you're out of luck

[Donk]

ooh.. *ponders*

nope don't know any. you're out of luck

 

Well.. you suck!!

 

*Writes up a ticket and places it on Ash's forehead*

 

Ticket reads:

 

This ticket notifies that your 'friendfic' story has jumped a few places in the queue.

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

I'm not. I require **FEMALE** virgins. Preferably with dark hair.

****.
*runs out as fast as she can*

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

But in the night of my joining I swore before the Holy Mug of Mead that I'd follow the will of The Will...
Does The Will offer me repentance?

Of course I do. Just waiting for it to be printed on my new business cards.

[Donk]

****.
*runs out as fast as she can*

 

Wait.. you're a virgin?

 

So you lied about all that elven glory stuff? I guess fade sex doesn't count... don't worry. You are safe. Too elfy

[Dieb]

 

...oh, all of these things spoken of which I continued following all this time are hilarious!

 

How would I have fallen asleep on my chair to those  antics, or something equally absurd!

 

*brushes over the now dried up spot from spilled tea on his belly underneath the lonely saucer, subtley tries to shove the shards of the broken tea cup under his chair with one foot*

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

WOOHOO! Saved by elfyness!

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

Wait.. you're a virgin?

So you lied about all that elven glory stuff? I guess fade sex doesn't count... don't worry. You are safe. Too elfy

Hey, you guys did all the implying. I just went along with it.

[Ashaantha]

I want my I win button back.

[Tragedienne of Heavens]

The Will has abandoned you. The side of the Light deceives you. Join the Donk side and you will be rewarded with riches, power and bitches man-meats.

My answer is no, I follow The Will

 

Of course I do. Just waiting for it to be printed on my new business cards.

I submit.

[Donk]

 

...oh, all of these things spoken of which I continued following all this time are hilarious!

 

How would I have fallen asleep on my chair to those  antics, or something equally absurd!

 

*brushes over the now dried up spot from spilled tea on his belly underneath the lonely saucer, subtley tries to shove the shards of the broken tea cup under his chair with one foot*

 

I haven't had this much fun since school.

 

 

Hey, you guys did all the implying. I just went along with it.

 

According to my headcanon, which is fact btw, you are not a virgin. Your first was Alistair, and he left you sore and unable to walk properly.

 

Your second was Dr. Pepper man, though that one is subject to debate -- it is often said that if a real penis is not involved, it doesn't count as sex.

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

My answer is no, I follow The Will


I submit.

Woohoo! Where's that 'I win' button?

[LightningPoodle]

Fingers crossed for episode 4 of Life is Strange today.

[Donk]

I want my I win button back.

 

Submit to the Donk side and I will give it back, and then some

 

 

My answer is no, I follow The Will

 

I submit.

 

Pfft. You fool!

 

Much like decisions in BW games ( ),  your choice does not matter. Heed the canticle:

 

"Obey The Will of The Herald of The DrinkQuisition in all things; unless doing so would violate the wishes of The Donk." - Canticles of Donk, 3:19

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

I haven't had this much fun since school.



According to my headcanon, which is fact btw, you are not a virgin. Your first was Alistair, and he left you sore and unable to walk properly.

Your second was Dr. Pepper man, though that one is subject to debate -- it is often said that if a real penis is not involved, it doesn't count as sex.

That is not head canon. I reject it.

[Donk]

Fingers crossed for episode 4 of Life is Strange today.

 

That's out today? Shite, time flies. I stopped playing it though.