Speaking of Doc... where did that biatch go?
Stops us from drinking then fucks off... typical woman/doctor.
Oh well... back to boozing.
Drinkquisition! (assuredly nsfw)
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#3752
Posté 04 mars 2015 - 02:17
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if you need mugs to drink then not all hope is lost.
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Posté 04 mars 2015 - 02:19
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if you need mugs to drink then not all hope is lost.
I don't need mugs..
I could drink through the eye of a fennec's arsehole if I had to.
#3754
Posté 04 mars 2015 - 02:24
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I don't need mugs..
I could drink through the eye of a fennec's arsehole if I had to.
Yuck! Bigot! Really!?
Tell me... do you happen to weigh the same as a duck?
#3755
Posté 04 mars 2015 - 02:25
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A joke (not sure how it will translate but anyways!)
Two wives with alcoholic husbands have a chat
Wife #1: You know my husband hit a new low he now makes the booze himself. We have a huge barrel of it in our basement.
Wife #2: Mine did this too, until I dropped a dead cat in it. He stopped drinking!
Wife #1: I will try this too!
About a week after:
Wife #1: So how it went?
Wife #2: Well I did dropped a dead cat into the barrel. Came home from work only to find my husband completely wasted squeezing the dead cat and saying "a bit more kitty, a bit more!"
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Posté 04 mars 2015 - 02:28
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Yuck! Bigot! Really!?
Tell me... do you happen to weigh the same as a duck?
I dun get it.
A joke (not sure how it will translate but anyways!)
Two wives with alcoholic husbands have a chat
Wife #1: You know my husband hit a new low he now makes the booze himself. We have a huge barrel of it in our basement.
Wife #2: Mine did this too, until I dropped a dead cat in it. He stopped drinking!
Wife #1: I will try this too!
About a week after:
Wife #1: So how it went?
Wife #2: Well I did dropped a dead cat into the barrel. Came home from work only to find my husband completely wasted squeezing the dead cat and saying "a bit more kitty, a bit more!"
I likey!!!
It's like the worms/scorpions you get in bottles of tequila... best parts. 
I had no problem with that translation, wherever you are from.
We have plenty of people in this thread who have top notch comprehension of the English speaking master race.
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#3757
Posté 04 mars 2015 - 02:30
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I'm kinda happy you can pick from a whole bunch of companions to form a party, it enables you to be whatever the hell you want.
Being a mage though.. for a boobie staff of all things... it's gonna be tough. I'm used to maximum guard and bashing my way through hordes of enemies.. so when I'm mage I have to run away to a safe spot like a wuss.
It'll be worth it though.. Sera will enjoy our.. um.. bedroom activities, with that new staff.
And LOL. I'd believe it, if I hadn't been talking to you on this thread for a month now...
Agreed! And I do whatever the hell I want. Sera, Dorian, Solas, and I just cut through everything. I also suggest trying out a four mage party. **** dies before it can reach you, and if you give them all the barrier ability it makes it cheese. Mmmmm cheese. Cabot, get me some cheese to go with my mead!
And hey, what's that supposed to mean? Why argue when you can gif. My motto. Gifs also mean drinks, so drink!
I dun get it.
Monty Python.
My guess, Oreo, is that should doesn't. She seems to abhor wood.
#3758
Posté 04 mars 2015 - 02:32
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Monty Python.
My guess, Oreo, is that should doesn't. She seems to abhor wood.
Oreo? Who?
Well, anyway, yes. I guess she does hate wood. Good call.
#3759
Posté 04 mars 2015 - 02:33
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I could drink through the eye of a fennec's arsehole if I had to.
Let's not get fennecs drunk too, although with all the abuse they take...
#3760
Posté 04 mars 2015 - 02:38
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And hey, what's that supposed to mean?
Monty Python.
My guess, Oreo, is that should doesn't. She seems to abhor wood.
Who's complaining about using gifs anyway? Sounds like something I should drink to.
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Posté 04 mars 2015 - 02:39
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And hey, what's that supposed to mean?
Monty Python.
My guess, Oreo, is that should doesn't. She seems to abhor wood.
Yeah heard about the mage orgy thingy but... then I can't get loot from locked doors or smash things for loot.
Oh I got nothing against GIFs.. I hated them to begin with, but evidently, as I am now using them, they've grown on me. Besides, it saves putting in the effort of typing.
And oh. I saw that movie/s... years ago, so I may as well haven't watched them. 
Substance abuse = memory kill.
Oreo? Who?
Well, anyway, yes. I guess she does hate wood. Good call.
I'm assuming you mean penis?
I don't hate them... I'm indifferent. I just don't like to play with them. Anyway.
Let's not get fennecs drunk too, although will all the abuse they take...
Yes, it'd be a good painkiller.
Although, Paragon's famous elfroot cookies might be better...
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Posté 04 mars 2015 - 02:39
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Who's complaining about using gifs anyway? Sounds like something I should drink to.
Who's that?
Would bang 20/10.
#3763
Posté 04 mars 2015 - 02:40
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I'm assuming you mean penis?
I don't hate them... I'm indifferent. I just don't like to play with them. Anyway.
Oi, oi! She's the one who said you abhor wood. Quote her. @_@
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Posté 04 mars 2015 - 02:42
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Oi, oi! She's the one who said you abhor wood. Quote her. @_@
That requires me to fix my mistakes...
And..
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#3765
Posté 04 mars 2015 - 02:45
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That requires me to fix my mistakes...
And..
Can't give a f*ck?
I know a guy who can help with your problem.
Spoiler
#3766
Posté 04 mars 2015 - 02:46
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Logged in, briefly scrolled through Scuttlebutt and ended up with this \/
I need a few drinks.
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Posté 04 mars 2015 - 02:46
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Can't give a f*ck?
I know a guy who can help with your problem.
Spoiler
LMAO.
That GIF is hilarious.
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Posté 04 mars 2015 - 02:47
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Logged in, briefly scrolled through Scuttlebutt and ended up with this \/
I need a few drinks.
Dame buddy!!!!!
It's a bit like that, innit?
#3770
Posté 04 mars 2015 - 02:50
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Dame buddy!!!!!
It's a bit like that, innit?
Hi!
What can I say?
Forums never change, apparently 
..and you all been busy I see.
Page 150!
Awesome!
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#3771
Posté 04 mars 2015 - 02:51
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Hi!What can I say?Forums never change, apparently..and you all been busy I see.Page 150!Awesome!
Cookies?!
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Posté 04 mars 2015 - 02:52
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Hi!What can I say?Forums never change, apparently..and you all been busy I see.Page 150!Awesome!
Iron Roy told us you've been busy. 
On a romance quest.
#3773
Posté 04 mars 2015 - 02:54
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HB, you can actually use Stone fist (there's a few others as well, but I can't remember them atm) to break locked doors as long as those doors do not require the deft hands perk. PRO TIP.
Who's complaining about using gifs anyway? Sounds like something I should drink to.
Hell yeah! Mental high five! ANOTHER MUG OF MEAD AND ANOTHER MUG OF MEAD!
Logged in, briefly scrolled through Scuttlebutt and ended up with this \/
I need a few drinks.
And we have drinks!
BSN will never change.
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Posté 04 mars 2015 - 02:57
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HB, you can actually use Stone fist (there's a few others as well, but I can't remember them atm) to break locked doors as long as those doors do not require the deft hands perk. PRO TIP.
Hell yeah! Mental high five! ANOTHER MUG OF MEAD AND ANOTHER MUG OF MEAD!
BSN will never change.
Cheers mate.
I'll keep that one in mind... (don't hold your breath though, I'll likely forget, what with my drug-induced dementia, dear.)
Hmm seems appropriate to post GIF now.
And don't fear... my Miley chicken phase is as stale as an 80 year old hooker's ****.
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#3775
Posté 04 mars 2015 - 03:08
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I think nugs have a romantic relationship with fennecs
