Oh we're a pack of misfits, aren't we? 
Damn straight we are. That's why we fit. *drink to misfits*
Its some holiday that some moron invented to celebrate some human emotion. I believe it is called 'love'.
I am unfamiliar with that. I think you need heart to understand it, and alas, I am heartless. 
Reminds me of a conversation I had with a friend just last week. We were talkin' Dragon Age and I asked him if he finished his Solas-mancer yet. He replied in the negative and I told him he needed to finish it, he couldn't leave Brolas hanging. He says Solas already left him hanging when he left at the end of the game (with his previous Qunari Inquisitor). I Told him he knows nothing until Solas dumps you in a wyvern nest and then leaves after killing Corypheus. He replies back that he doesn't think he can take that kind of rejection. I told him "Oh come on, I did!" And he replied "We all know you're much more heartless than I am...." I died laughing. Told him that I definitely don't have a heart now because Solas ripped out anything that may have been there.
*sadly already knows*
I worked as floor stocker in a major supermarket, I know every little tiny stupid consumerist holiday, and how soon they can get away with trying to shove it down our throats before the actual day/days they happens on.
Worked as a stocker for three years now so I also know how this goes.
I did not, but that almost hurts my head. Stupid laws and technicalities. And people think humanity is evolving... 
COME ON, EVOLUTION, GIVE ME SOMETHING USEFUL! *concentrates on evolving wings*