It's called Indonktrination
ToP - Naive Elliara
It's called Indonktrination
ToP - Naive Elliara
Andraste's Phallus is better than any greatsword. It does +90000 damage.
Wait... it does the damage to whoever you use it with?
Actually, nevermind, mostly don't want to know...
Trust me, I was like this before Donkson. There are some things you cannot say in my family without everyone's minds going in the gutter. *drink*I think Donk has had a terrible influence on the people that hang around this thread.
Wait... it does the damage to whoever you use it with?
Actually, nevermind, mostly don't want to know...
Let's just say.. I hope you like it rough ![]()
It's called Indonktrination
ToP - Naive Elliara
Spoiler
Oh look it's George Romero girl! ![]()
.. Kidding. Nah, she doesn't look so zombie there.
Let's just say.. I hope you like it rough
That makes no sense...
And I was just curious, not asking to borrow it.
That makes no sense.
And I was just curious, not asking to borrow it.
Now I'm confused! ![]()
You deal um... "damage" to the person you're using it on.
And I was kidding anyway! ![]()
Now I'm confused!
You deal um... "damage" to the person you're using it on.
And I was kidding anyway!
I know that you were kidding, I was too. We are talking about a fictional sex toy. Lol.
But everything you type is true and not a joke.
Maybe it's both.
I am the God.. I am all things
I know that you were kidding, I was too. We are talking about a fictional sex toy. Lol.
Are you saying... none of this... is real? ![]()
You keep claiming that, but that is the one thing that is bullshit.Maybe it's both.
I am the God.. I am all things
Donk, you're in the Fade. None of it is real.Are you saying... none of this... is real?
You keep claiming that, but that is the one thing that is bullshit.
Pfft.
#UrJuztJelli
Pffft I have nothing to be jealous of.Pfft.
#UrJuztJelli
Are you saying... none of this... is real?
What? Of course it's real.
And also, not real... but mostly real... I think.
Damn it! Now I am confused. Lol.
Pffft I have nothing to be jealous of.
True. You have Traggy, she makes you feel secure ![]()
What? Of course it's real.
And also, not real... but mostly real... I think.
Damn it! Now I am confused. Lol.
I read that in a Sera voice ![]()
True. You have Traggy, she makes you feel secure
I read that in a Sera voice
But everyone knows I like greatswords.
True. You have Traggy, she makes you feel secure
But everyone knows I like greatswords.
That's why they invented Andraste's phallus
more masculinity in that than.. a real man.
Trying to work here and I can't when I'm laughing.
Oops I'm sorry, I forget that you actually have a job and shite!
Me too. *popcorn*
I think this calls for stronger drinks, don't you?


Get me one of those strong drinks while you're at it! Look what I scouted
http://forum.bioware...romance-option/
While it's an arsehole topic to make. I had to laugh at the title. Sue me.
Yes. *grabs the bottle and spikes her own Dr Pepper*I think this calls for stronger drinks, don't you?