Iron Roy told us you've been busy.
On a romance quest.
..lynroy's avatar sending me mixed signals.. He is too charming for his own good. 
ha-ha...
I admit nothing.
And "nothing" exactly what happened.
Just alcohol and friendly affection.
Lots of alcohol. And sea of affection. 
Guest_Donkson_*
..lynroy's avatar sending me mixed signals.. He is too charming for his own good.
ha-ha...
I admit nothing.
And "nothing" exactly what happened.
Just alcohol and friendly affection.
Lots of alcohol. And sea of affection.
Well... isn't this awkward.
Iron Roy has um.. female bits.
Guest_Donkson_*
I think nugs have a romantic relationship with fennecs
Only if you're not locked in with either one of those.
Well... isn't this awkward.
Iron Roy has um.. female bits.
..lynroy's avatar sending me mixed signals.. He is too charming for his own good.
ha-ha...
Damn straight he is! That's why I keep him around.
I don't know where these kids came up with the 'romance quest' thing. I thought I sent you to escort Druffy home. Wait...
Guest_Donkson_*
I'm aware of that fact.My first two sentences were for mustache elf.Though affection for Iron Lady Roy
Ooooh.
I get it now.
I wouldn't have blamed you, though... when it's drunk, and dark... sometimes you just dunno the difference.
Guest_Donkson_*
I don't know where these kids came up with the 'romance quest' thing. I thought I sent you to escort Druffy home. Wait...
Threeway with Druffy DLC?
Well... isn't this awkward.
Iron Roy has um.. female bits.
Are there any males around?
Guest_Donkson_*
Are there any males around?
Umm...
There is Volus. The one who formed the Drinkquisition.
And Oreo... and I think that just may be it. 
I have a brain of a dude though, if that counts.
Otherwise there's "too many females".
DRINK.
Otherwise there's "too many females".
No such thing, unless argument is involved and things become Orlesian
Guest_Donkson_*
No such thing, unless argument is involved and things become Orlesian
Fetch me the peelows.
Oh ****.....FEMALES EVERYWHERE!! DRINK YOURSELVES INTO A STUPOR!
Wait, Orlesians? Ewwwwww
Guest_Donkson_*
Oh ****.....FEMALES EVERYWHERE!! DRINK YOURSELVES INTO A STUPOR!
Wait, Orlesians? Ewwwwww
Celine assassinated, Gaspard on throne.
Florianne in a box.
I don't know where these kids came up with the 'romance quest' thing. I thought I sent you to escort Druffy home. Wait...
We ate Druffy. Me, Paragon and Rivaini.
Last night.
It seems that Paragon explored dismemberment-black_widow style romance option.
Sorry, pal.
It was to yummy to share.
Ooooh.
I get it now.
I wouldn't have blamed you, though... when it's drunk, and dark... sometimes you just dunno the difference.
Don't know why, but it reminded me of this gif \/
Wait, Orlesians? Ewwwwww
They probably use pointy things in bed, pointy and lethal.
Are there any males around?
Guest_Donkson_*
We ate Druffy. Me, Paragon and Rivaini.
Last night.
It seems that Paragon explored dismemberment-black_widow style romance option.
Sorry, pal.
It was to yummy to share.
Don't know why, but it reminded me of this gif \/
Oh look... it's a toothbrush. Into a kitty's hole....
Oh dear.
They probably use pointy things in bed, pointy and lethal.
Hey I do that and I'm not Orlesian.
Hey I do that and I'm not Orlesian.
Daggers is your thing? Kinky!
Guest_Donkson_*
Daggers is your thing? Kinky!
Yeah. I use them to stop the ****** from talking.
Florianne in a box.
I usually make her work for me. And then, send Leliana to take care of her afterwards.
*take another swig of beer*
I like Orlesians. We need to... um... explore them more.
In the same vein:
I like French (women). I need to... um... explore them (more?).
I usually make her work for me. And then, send Leliana to take care of her afterwards.
*take another swig of beer*
A Drinkquisition virgin?
Maiden voyage?...
Guest_Donkson_*
I usually make her work for me. And then, send Leliana to take care of her afterwards.
*take another swig of beer*
I like her boxed up.
I like Orlesians. We need to... um... explore them more.
In the same vein:
I like French (women). I need to... um... explore them (more?).
Did you explore Minister Bellise?
Get her to fetch the peelows?
Was gonna make another comment here but thought I'd better not... 
Florianne in a box.
Can't make that choice because it means killing my soldiers, so it's always in "Nope" category, also why i always choose the mountain path.
Yeah. I use them to stop the ****** from talking.
You are doing something wrong if they keep talking
I like Orlesians. We need to... um... explore them more.
In the same vein:
I like French (women). I need to... um... explore them (more?).
just be careful and don't end up bits up, face down.
You ate Druffy!? I'm slightly offended I wasn't invited! Although I believe I was indisposed at the time, I can't remember anything after that 10th mug of mead. Mmm mead *drink*
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