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The most elegant.


But I'm not a lady!
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#38452
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Hey guys.

Oh I won't deny it's brilliance as a romance, but I created my dwarf Abaeni specifically so I could punch Solas to get back at him! Lol.

I finally got to punch him with my Jerk Inquisitor and it was totally worth it :)

 

I never romanced him but i was kind of mad at him for being a jerk about my romance with Sera.


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#38453
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...You mean Ash?

 

I mean well. Always.



#38454
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I mean well. Always.

 

...Well... Dazzle's confused now.



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Hey guys.

I finally got to punch him with my Jerk Inquisitor and it was totally worth it :)

 

I never romanced him but i was kind of mad at him for being a jerk about my romance with Sera.

 

He was so mean! I mean, here you are telling him that you've fallen for her and he can't even be happy for you!


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#38456
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I liked the little growl your Inky gives before belting the little sh*t burger.



#38457
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What is the creepiest thing you've ever seen in a Dragon Age game?

 

A child's body....

 

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...and a toy....

 

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...under the speared bodies of the adults (parents?) that tried... and failed... to protect it.


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He was so mean! I mean, here you are telling him that you've fallen for her and he can't even be happy for you!

 

I was thinking about it today.  In some ways Solarse is the wisest and most opened-minded companion... while also the most narrow-minded and snobby.


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He was so mean! I mean, here you are telling him that you've fallen for her and he can't even be happy for you!

I know, right? Just be happy for me or shut up. Lol.

 

I liked the little growl your Inky gives before belting the little sh*t burger.

Yeah, me too. I got a video of it and I watch it whenever I get mad at Solas, just for the lols.

 

I was going to post it on tumblr, but didn't want to get yelled at by fangirls.


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#38460
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I have been completely ignoring you, your ladyship.

 

How is Kingdoms of Amalur going? Have you opened a DQ-branded franchise tavern there yet?

 

I enjoyed the game. Combat was fun. I just couldn't get invested in the world.

If everyone is predestined to follow a particular path, why should I care?

The game does raise some interesting philosophical questions about destiny, pre-determinism and what would happen if one person truly had free will.

Fun game. Love the combat. The environments look pretty too.

 

Creepy as in fear-inducing, or creepy as in "yikes"?

Either



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A child's body....

 

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...and a toy....

 

*Snip*

 

...under the speared bodies of the adults (parents?) that tried... and failed... to protect it.

That is really creepy.

 

And the parents are holding hands too, so sad...


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Hey guys.

I finally got to punch him with my Jerk Inquisitor and it was totally worth it :)

 

I never romanced him but i was kind of mad at him for being a jerk about my romance with Sera.

 

He was so mean! I mean, here you are telling him that you've fallen for her and he can't even be happy for you!


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I know, right? Just be happy for me or shut up. Lol.

 

Yeah, me too. I got a video of it and I watch it whenever I get mad at Solas, just for the lols.

 

I was going to post it on tumblr, but didn't want to get yelled at by fangirls.

 

Exactly! Actually weren't most of them a little snarky? Cassandra was awful! I mean, stop insulting my lover and front of me!



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That is really creepy.

 

And they are holding hands too, so sad...

 

I left that teddy bear where it was.  I didn't need the handful of coins it might have got me.  It belonged where I found it, and nowhere else.


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Exactly! Actually weren't most of them a little snarky? Cassandra was awful! I mean, stop insulting my lover and front of me!

Most of them are kind of jerks about your romance with Sera and I really don't like having to go around and hear that sh*t.  I don't really like the quest but I do it for the encouraging comments from Blackwall and Bull and also the end result ;)

 

I think those two are the only ones who really support your relationship from the beginning.



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...Well... Dazzle's confused now.

 

I was just being obnoxious.

 

Either

 

The most fear-inducing part was in the DAO orphanage, listening to the kids' voices and screams.

 

The most "yikes" part was basically any "You can choose because this is an RPG"-decision. Like the threesome with Isabella, or basically all scenes where you can kill someone just for the heck of it, or be absurdly evil for no apparent reason. Additionally because this cheap and nonsensical practice brought forth a generation of gamers with very odd expectations as to what makes a good RPG. Not to mention all the crap they brought onto themselves continuity-wise.


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Most of them are kind of jerks about your romance with Sera and I really don't like having to go around and hear that ****. I like the quest but mostly for the encouraging comments from Blackwall and Bull. I think those two are the only ones who really support your relationship from the beginning.

Blackwall had been run off by my tyrancy by that point, but I adored Bull's comments. He's such a sweetheart.

 

Let me tell you, if my friends insulted Alex around me, they wouldn't be my friends any more!


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Cassandra was awful!

 

He-ey, whoa now.  Let's not go overboard here.  She's just concerned about you.

 

*Beren drinks and stares anyone down who might disagree*


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He-ey, whoa now.  Let's not go overboard here.  She's just concerned about you.

 

*Beren drinks and stares anyone down who might disagree*

 

Cassandra's comments were awful!


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I was just being obnoxious.

 

 

The most fear-inducing part was in the DAO orphanage, listening to the kids' voices and screams.

 

Oh man, I forgot about that.  Yeah okay, that's probably the most  disturbing scene in the game.  Ugh.



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Blackwall had been run off by my tyrancy by that point, but I adored Bull's comments. He's such a sweetheart.

 

Let me tell you, if my friends insulted Alex around me, they wouldn't be my friends any more!

Bull is always one of my Inquisitor's best friends, even if I don't take him along very often. I did enjoy his comments but the way he says it, I am sure he had some pervy thoughts running through his head...


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Bull is always one of my Inquisitor's best friends, even if I don't take him along very often. I did enjoy his comments but the way he says it, I am sure he had some pervy thoughts running through his head...

 

True, but I'm okay with that. :P



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True, but I'm okay with that. :P

I didn't have a problem with it, I just thought it was funny.

 

And his banter about the Sera romance is my favorite.


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-Sniippppp-

 

Creepy flirting: The worst that has happened to me was during my internship in surgery. There was this surgeon (over 60) that kept jokingly flirting with all the nurses and med students, I did as the other girls - laugh politely. But somehow the guy obsessed over me and ended confessing "his feelings" to me, with gold and pearl earrings  :sick: *drink* *drink* *drink* *drink*  

Wait wait wait. Doctor... Kelso? Is that you?

Spoiler

You know, my PE teacher in highschool told us we should find an old rich guy and just wait for him to kick the bucket. You coulda milked dat. 

 

 

 

The DAO orphanage. The ambient noises were enough to really make you drink. And I did. Though I should have followed the advice of Scary Game Squad and gotten some Evan Williams. Supposedly, "It takes the edge off." I question their taste in bourbon, though. Evan Williams and Jim Beam tend to rival each other. But this has me thinking: Maker's Mark for DQ official bourbon? :lol:

 

If I went for creepiest moment in games, one of them would need to be seeing Aventus Aretino doing the black sacrement. I mean, how does a 10 year old kid drag an entire skeleton in the house, then find the guts to acquire guts and other organs required for it? That kid really must have wanted that old biddy dead. It's like something out of a horror flick.

 

Besides that was the taste of death... Things rarely bother me, but even pretending to eat people just gets to me. Ickkk. I still don't get why blood-suckers don't bother me as much as cannibalism.


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