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You're an Elcor?!

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*Beren  gasps, then recovers, then begins a new chapter of The Canticles of Donk:  The Immaculate Transmorgification*



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*Beren  gasps, then recovers, then begins a new chapter of The Canticles of Donk:  The Immaculate Transmorgification*

 

Hey I should write the canticles, I'm the authoritah here!!

 

"Thou shall transmorgify in all things, sayeth the Donk in crushing thy enemies." Cantles of Donk: The Immaculate Transmorgification 45:69



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I culled my DAI Inquisitor list right back. So only have the 4 of the ladies left.

 

Kirrah - blondie, knight enchanter, fire mage

Kyrrah - StormQueen, canon, knight enchanter, storm (lightning) mage extraordinaire

Kirra - failed archer..

Cookie - soon to be rift mage, dalish elf.

 

planned extras:

 

Dante - bringing name back, dual wielder bad ass guy.

Ashielle - Templar, human noble.

 

 

Hey I should write the canticles, I'm the authoritah here!!

 

"Thou shall transmorgify in all things, sayeth the Donk in crushing thy enemies." Cantles of Donk: The Immaculate Transmorgification 45:69

 

Actually, the people who have anything holy written about them aren't usually the ones that actually write the holy writings. Their worshipers do.



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I don't remember exactly, but the middle response options. They are generally the Inquisitor's "sarcastic" comments. She usually approves, but not in this case :lol:

 

And guys don't freak out.

 

I morphed and dwarfed (it's hard to tell that my Inky is a dwarf, though) hey if a volus can turn into a templar.. then why the feck not!?

She approves of the one where you say something along the lines of: "How could some one look at this and think its a good idea", but I choose the top dialogue options for most of that scene, so I never got disapproval from her. 

 

Also, I like your dwarf. :) Do you have any bigger pics you can post?


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Now I want to create a Tinuviel, and a Legolas and Aragorn. Just for the heck of it.

 

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Nope. I'm done. I am done. *throws in towel and storms out*
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She approves of the one where you say something along the lines of: "How could some one look at this and think its a good idea", but I choose the top dialogue options for most of that scene, so I never got disapproval from her. 

 

Also, I like your dwarf. :) Do you have any bigger pics you can post?

 

Sure do! I got a couple of screenies. I only started this playthrough last night.

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ok.. she's gorgeous, I wanna hug her..


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Sure do! I got a couple of screenies. I only started this playthrough last night.

*snip*

ok.. she's gorgeous, I wanna hug her..

She is really cute. I just wanna hug her too. :)

 

Are you gonna romance Sera again? She has some adorable comments about dwarves and their cuteness.



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Sadly Kyrrah claimed my heart the moment I finished creating her in the CC

 

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ok, it's 20 past 1 in the afternoon and I have done almost literally nothing all day.. except flood DQ with pics that no-one really wants to see.. hmm



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She is really cute. I just wanna hug her too. :)

 

Are you gonna romance Sera again? She has some adorable comments about dwarves and their cuteness.

 

Hell yeah!! I can't not romance her.

 

I've done dwarf romance before, it's my favourite, besides the awkward smooching on the roof :P

 

 

Sadly Kyrrah claimed my heart the moment I finished creating her in the CC

 

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My latest dwarf is the best looking Inquisitor I've ever made :lol: Now I'm torn between yours and mine.. and Sera.


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ok, it's 20 past 1 in the afternoon and I have done almost literally nothing all day.. except flood DQ with pics that no-one really wants to see.. hmm

I like your pics and the captions always make me laugh. So feel free to spam us with lots of pics. :)

 

Hell yeah!! I can't not romance her.

 

I've done dwarf romance before, it's my favourite, besides the awkward smooching on the roof :P

 

My latest dwarf is the best looking Inquisitor I've ever made :lol: Now I'm torn between yours and mine.. and Sera.

I tried to do a dwarf playthrough, but my dwarf looked weird and I never finished it. I got up to the elven temple and decided to delete her. I may try again to get into playing a dwarf but I don't know...

 

And the kiss is so weird looking. Sera bends really awkwardly and barely gets her mouth. Lol.

 

Why didn't they do it like DA:O, where the LI gets down on their knees to kiss a dwarf?


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Alright lets get this party started. *cracks knuckles*

 

Trebuchets? - check!

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Soldiers? - check!

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Battering ram? - check!

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Epic march through front gates? - check

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I'm actually starting to get attached to that staff of Kyrrah's now..

 

Bonus addition!

the "stick this in your taint blighty" stone seen in the battering ram pic :D

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Bonus addition!

the "stick this in your taint blighty" stone seen in the battering ram pic :D

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Is that an actual thing or did you make it up? I know there is a stone that gives you a codex entry but I never read it and that sounds like a funny little easter egg that the Devs would put in.


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Is that an actual thing or did you make it up? I know there is a stone that gives you a codex entry but I never read it and that sounds like a funny little easter egg that the Devs would put in.

 

It actually does give you a codex like pop up that says something along the lines of:  someone scrawled badly the line "stick this in your taint, blighty" onto the stone. So no, i didn't make it up! it's there in the game, I'm not that clever.

 

Though honestly, before I took that battering ram pic today I didn't know you could see the stone in that cutscene :lol:



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It actually does give you a codex like pop up that says something along the lines of:  someone scrawled badly the line "stick this in your taint, blighty" onto the stone. So no, i didn't make it up! it's there in the game, I'm not that clever.

 

Though honestly, before I took that battering ram pic today I didn't know you could see the stone in that cutscene :lol:

That's pretty funny. I'll have to look out for that when I do Adamant Fortress with my Warrior later.


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ok, it's 20 past 1 in the afternoon and I have done almost literally nothing all day.. except flood DQ with pics that no-one really wants to see.. hmm

Aw, we love ya gurl.

 

 

 

Returns home after drinks. Drinks more.  Thoughts: do you tip bar maids who diss you to your present company? I usually gauge tips on service.


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I'm from Australia, we don't have that tip thing so have no idea how it works.



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More music, then running back to Adamant which I still have to finish, I'm not a fan of the fade part lol so putting it off.

 


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I like your pics and the captions always make me laugh. So feel free to spam us with lots of pics. :)

 

I tried to do a dwarf playthrough, but my dwarf looked weird and I never finished it. I got up to the elven temple and decided to delete her. I may try again to get into playing a dwarf but I don't know...

 

And the kiss is so weird looking. Sera bends really awkwardly and barely gets her mouth. Lol.

 

Why didn't they do it like DA:O, where the LI gets down on their knees to kiss a dwarf?

 

Or even like the Cass romance.. I made a male dwarf and whenever they kissed it didn't look awkward or anything. I was like damn why can't it be like this with Sera!?

 

I can imagine Sera having major back problems in approx. 10 years time after a long, relationship with a dwarf inquisitor. :lol:



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Returns home after drinks. Drinks more.  Thoughts: do you tip bar maids who diss you to your present company? I usually gauge tips on service.

I usually tip between 12 and 20% depending on how good service was or how friendly they were. If they were slow or rude, I give them 12% tip and be on my way quickly.



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I usually tip between 12 and 20% depending on how good service was or how friendly they were. If they were slow or rude, I give them 12% tip and be on my way quickly.

 

I wouldn't give them shite.

 

I'd just call them an arsebiscuit and be on my way ;)


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I wouldn't give them shite.

 

I'd just call them an arsebiscuit and be on my way ;)

I am a polite Canadian, we always tip, even if service is less than great.

 

And I would probably call them an arsebiscuit as well. Lol.


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