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#3851
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Yeah, that makes sense to nobody. Why can't they have Qunari specific armor like the elves have their own Dalish armor? *drink* Support for Qunari quizzies! *drink*

MORE CABOT! GIMME MORE MEAD!

 

Indeed, who needs those paltry rags! 

Qunari, Vashoth or not, shouldn't hide!

Pretty clothes are for weaklings!

 

 

 

As I can't look at the rest of BSN due to bloodpressure, I have to ask here:

Is the world already coming to an end, due to Gaider's leave?

 

And good evening, fellow mates :D

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..but I'm not leaving, for now  ;)

 

 


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#3852
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Sword swallowing* [insert image of Olena Tyrell]

ooh,boy.

 

(the place looks more and more like a drunk party, the only thing missing is the chantry board)


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#3853
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Indeed, who needs those paltry rags! 

Qunari, Vashoth or not, shouldn't hide!

Pretty clothes are for weaklings!

 

 

 

 

 

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..but I'm not leaving, for now  ;)

 

 

 

Let me be as racist as possible: You of all people here should be able to stand that... and even finish them alone :P


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#3854
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Indeed, who needs those paltry rags!
Qunari, Vashoth or not, shouldn't hide!
Pretty clothes are for weaklings!


Agreed! I'll drink to that! I am also OOL. Damnit.
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#3855
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ooh,boy.

 

(the place looks more and more like a drunk party, the only thing missing is the chantry board)

 

One of us, one of us  ;)



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Let me be as racist as possible: You of all people here should be able to stand that... and even finish them alone :P

 

I like your type of racist. Of coure, I took it as compliment  :whistle:

And I'll be egomaniac-ish (no such word, but.. Oreo is sleeping anyway :devil: )

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#3857
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I like your type of racist. Of coure, I took it as compliment  :whistle:

And I'll be egomaniac-ish (no such word, but.. Oreo is sleeping anyway :devil: )

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I aim to please :D

 

Hm, we've got far too many sleeper-cells on here... Hm... think of it, it comes in quite handy, so we can make sure that our tavern places are reserved all the time. Did Cabot sleep in the last month at all?

 

*drinks to david gaider*drinks even more to the sexy unicorns*

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And drink everytime someone complains about the storage chest to be empty ;)


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#3858
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*drinks to doublepost*



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I like your type of racist. Of coure, I took it as compliment  :whistle:

And I'll be egomaniac-ish (no such word, but.. Oreo is sleeping anyway :devil: )

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#3860
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And drink everytime someone complains about the storage chest to be empty ;)

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#3861
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Nevermind, I'm a misinterpreting idiot. I hope :D

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#3862
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Not everyone!

We need to preserve humanity! :D

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#3863
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It's a dirty job, but I will sacrifice for humanity and step up as one of the males that needs to be preserved.  I make this sacrifice for all.

 

*It's good to be the Biotic God*  *glug glug glug*


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#3864
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It's a dirty job, but I will sacrifice for humanity and step up as one of the males that needs to be preserved.  I make this sacrifice for all.

 

*It's good to be the Biotic God*  *glug glug glug*

 

I feel a bit guilty. I do that every single time... and I still find it hilarious :D



#3865
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And I'm a little pissed off.
 
Women drive me mad... even in games!!
 
There is no escape.
 
Seriously... first thing: me and Liara talk about our relationship at beginning of the game. She asks if I'm still interested, I say "Yes".. and go up to her to grab her and throw her on the bed.. and all I get in response is "Later".
 
Okay so later comes along.. and she still knocks me back.
 
At this point I am *coughs* I mean, Shepard is frustrated, so I go cure the genophage and kill **** in the process.. to top it all off, the Citadel gets taken over by mad space ninjas so I go kill them too.. and in my severe sexual frustration, I kill Kaiden. I shoot him, and it feels so good, but the novelty doesn't last long.
 
Get back on ship, go see my blue babe.. and she's sooking over Kaiden. FFS!! Who cares!?!?
 
Traynor sends me an email saying she "wants to play". So I invite her up to my cabin and tell her she can have a shower.. and she's sending signals like she wants me in there with her.. I can see her arse, her legs and all and I'm
 
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Then I remember... I'm in a committed relationship. I'm loyal.. gotta do the right thing.. so after 10 mins of staring into blank space, contemplating whether to give in to temptation or not, I kindly refuse and we play chess.
 
The story isn't over yet.
 
I return to the Citadel and chat to my blue babe while I'm there.
 
She says, "You're a good friend, Shep."
 
Me: "I wanna be more than friends."
 
Liara: "I feel the same way."
 
Wait.
 
Wot.
 
WTF. :blink:
 
Hadn't we already been through this?
 
Fucks sake. I swear you have to spell this **** out to them.
 
Aaaaaaand I just remembered, you never played ME so you have no idea what I'm on about so...
 
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You.....you killed Kaidan?

How could you? :(

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Whee!!!!!  

 

*hooks emergency induction port to Cabot's tap when Cabot's back is turned*

 

At this point I am *coughs* I mean, Shepard is frustrated, so I go cure the genophage and kill **** in the process.. to top it all off, the Citadel gets taken over by mad space ninjas so I go kill them too.. and in my severe sexual frustration, I kill Kaiden. I shoot him, and it feels so good, but the novelty doesn't last long.

 

:wub:

 

EDIT: 

You.....you killed Kaidan?

How could you? :(

 

Hehehe, talk about diverse opinions :D

 

EDIT #2:  Wow, that didn't take long... OOL!  *CHUG A MUG!*


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#3867
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Oh hey, Rivaini... you remember how we planned out Zebulon Shepard's fling with Jack and then romance with Miranda?  Well, weird thing happened last night...  I'm flying around the galaxy doing good deeds for my crew members to earn their loyalty and whatnot, and suddenly I'm there with Tali having deep talks and basically telling her that, yes, I would be okay with risking her life for a chance to sleep with her... :blink:

 

So anyway, our carefully laid plans?  Did not survive contact with the Flotilla.  FOR RANNOCH!  QUARIAN GLORY!


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#3868
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Oh hey, Rivaini... you remember how we planned out Zebulon Shepard's fling with Jack and then romance with Miranda?  Well, weird thing happened last night...  I'm flying around the galaxy doing good deeds for my crew members to earn their loyalty and whatnot, and suddenly I'm there with Tali having deep talks and basically telling her that, yes, I would be okay with risking her life for a chance to sleep with her... :blink:

 

So anyway, our carefully laid plans?  Did not survive contact with the Flotilla.  FOR RANNOCH!  QUARIAN GLORY!

So you're telling me that you're shitting on my wishes?

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There's only one thing left to say.

Spoiler


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#3869
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It's a dirty job, but I will sacrifice for humanity and step up as one of the males that needs to be preserved.  I make this sacrifice for all.

 

*It's good to be the Biotic God*  *glug glug glug*

 

Such eagerness!

Such devotion for the cause!

Never expected less.

Volus created for epicness. :wizard:

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#3871
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Such eagerness!

Such devotion for the cause!

Never expected less.

Volus created for epicness. :wizard:

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Turn around, brihiiight eyes!

*playing bonnie tyler music in the distance*

 

Ugh, I preorderd something at the BioWare store, which was supposed to be there on 20th Feb. Was wondering how long it might take... oversea and everything. Now I got the mail that they finally shipped the ****. Today. WTF?!

*drinks*


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#3872
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Turn around, brihiiight eyes!

*playing bonnie tyler music in the distance*

 

Ugh, I preorderd something at the BioWare store, which was supposed to be there on 20th Feb. Was wondering how long it might take... oversea and everything. Now I got the mail that they finally shipped the ****. Today. WTF?!

*drinks*

 

Hey, stop complaining and be grateful!
Varric's magnificent chest hair need(s?) time to grow out!
They shipped it, so chill out. B)

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#3873
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omfg...now there are people who feel entitled to owning screenshots of the game.

 

Alright. Time to move from beer to something stronger.



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Hey, stop complaining and be grateful!
Varric's magnificent chest hair need(s?) time to grow out!
They shipped it, so chill out. B)

 

Pffft, I spent nearly two weeks with my nose pressed against a window, checking for the mailman in the hope, my stuff arrives!

And also, me complaining is to be continued, as I'm sure (because I know my luck) that it will not fit. I seem to have a very... ehm... un-mainstream kind of body ;)

So, stay tuned... and let me complaint. I mean, it's the Drinkquisition, what else are we here for?

 

 

omfg...now there are people who feel entitled to owning screenshots of the game.

 

Alright. Time to move from beer to something stronger.

Huh? Where? Who?



#3875
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So, stay tuned... and let me complaint. I mean, it's the Drinkquisition, what else are we here for?

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