I just lost my drink..
lynroy owes me a new one!
Not my fault you don't know how to hold in your drink and laugh at the same time! Ugh, fine.

Artificer don't sound so bad now, huh? Come on...
*gets up, gently shoves Varric a little to the side with his shoulder, draws two lockpicks from a small slit in either his gloves*

There!
*resumes to walk back to his usual armchair in the corner, then turns around quickly*
Why does this blood smell like Dr. Pepper? Seriously, what's wrong with you?
Creators, thank you! Better go wash and treat this thing now. Picked a good day not to wear my boots.
Is blood not supposed to smell like that?