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#3901
Lewie
Posté 04 mars 2015 - 11:56

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Sweet maker.  Snort vodka, that'll help.  Or not.

Can't the runway is closed. 


#3902
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Posté 05 mars 2015 - 01:18

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I'm sorry, Paragon!! I really don't know what I did, but I'm sorry!  I'll make it up to you, I swear.  You... you want badonkadonk tonight?  I can probably make that happen!  Just need some rope and big maw hammer.

 

P.S. - serious note... really, who's Michel?  Is it that  girl in that gif I posted??  Man, I... okay, thought that was Lindsay Lohan.

 

Wot.

 

Dude... no.

 

Me and Paragon are mates!!


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#3903
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Posté 05 mars 2015 - 01:19

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Can't the runway is closed. 

 

Lewie!!!!

 

Hey you changed your name to Lewie.

 

HB greatly approves

 

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A lot of Rivaini and Volus flooding my notifications...


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#3904
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Posté 05 mars 2015 - 01:23

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Wot.

 

Dude... no.

 

Me and Paragon are mates!!

 

So were Harry and Sally. :D


#3905
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Posté 05 mars 2015 - 01:27

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So were Harry and Sally. :D

 

She's married though!!

 

I have honour.


#3906
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Posté 05 mars 2015 - 01:30

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Crap. Time for work.

 

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#3907
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Posté 05 mars 2015 - 02:04

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Howzit milk drinkers?  I just came here to drink a  couple with you astonishing mother***ers and blast hail mary mallon so loud my neighbors think about calling the cops  ... it's still really early though I NEVER play my music loud late because I actually like my neighbors ... but for now, big deciballs.

 

We get good hair in this game yet? =p

 

Have fun at work, Bigot .. also chicks are crazy, you are all crazy. I just had to delete a phone number and this probably wont' end with that move but we'll see ...


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#3908
ModernAcademic
Posté 05 mars 2015 - 02:06

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*drinking myself into a stupor*

 

I wanna find the truth of the Universe. Of like, the whole Universe. I really do. REALLY.


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#3909
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Posté 05 mars 2015 - 02:14

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I'm right there with you but I usually end way short and having heart pains ... way too much drinking lately.


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#3910
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Posté 05 mars 2015 - 02:16

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I'm right there with you but I usually end way short and having heart pains ... way too much drinking lately.

 

Alcohol is all fun and games until head starts spinning and legs start a-shaking.

 

Best way to cure hangover is to have a nice, cold shower and drink sh*tloads of water. Not during the bath, of course. You don't know if someone urinated in the city's water supply.


#3911
MonkeyLungs
Posté 05 mars 2015 - 02:21

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I just drink more. Hangovers don't bother me ... I'm always the first at work even if I get annihilated the night before ... my biggest worry lately has been my heart but I am leaning more towards the job I am doing now is really messing with my lungs, and yes I wear respirators and change my filters very often.


#3912
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Posté 05 mars 2015 - 02:25

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I just drink more. Hangovers don't bother me ... I'm always the first at work even if I get annihilated the night before ... my biggest worry lately has been my heart but I am leaning more towards the job I am doing now is really messing with my lungs, and yes I wear respirators and change my filters very often.

 

Heart problem is pretty serious, man. :ph34r:  You must avoid stress, eating certain kinds of food and make sure to sleep well.


#3913
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Posté 05 mars 2015 - 02:29

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*drinking myself into a stupor*

 

I wanna find the truth of the Universe. Of like, the whole Universe. I really do. REALLY.

I imagine it's the only way, don't be surprise though if you wake up in a weird place smelling funny.


#3914
Lynroy: Final Edition
Posté 05 mars 2015 - 02:49

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*groggily stumbles to feet covered in feathers on the ramparts* Okay, what happened? I remember bottle after bottle of vodka....something something....it's all hazy.
 

*drinks to doublepost*

Well played! *drink*

 

Crap. Time for work.

 

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I get to do the same too! *drink* Gonna need a bunch of mead to get through the night.


#3915
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Posté 05 mars 2015 - 03:39

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I imagine it's the only way, don't be surprise though if you wake up in a weird place smelling funny.

 

And without any pants. lol


#3916
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Posté 05 mars 2015 - 03:41

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And without any pants. lol

i just didn't want to mention this part, because i didn't know how you would take it, but yes.


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#3917
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Posté 05 mars 2015 - 03:43

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*groggily stumbles to feet covered in feathers on the ramparts* Okay, what happened? I remember bottle after bottle of vodka....something something....it's all hazy.

 

It's those bar ninjas. They're everywhere. You get distracted, they put pills in your drink and make you have fuzzy dreams.

Thank the Maker for my chastity belt. Don't wanna get butt raped all of a sudden.  :ph34r:


#3918
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Posté 05 mars 2015 - 03:46

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i just didn't want to mention this part, because i didn't know how you would take it, but yes.

 

It's okay. <3  I'm okay. I think I'm okay.

 

 

 

...Jesus, i'm not okay. Who am I fooling...

 

*takes another deep swig*


#3919
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Posté 05 mars 2015 - 03:47

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It's okay. <3  I'm okay. I think I'm okay.

 

 

 

...Jesus, i'm not okay. Who am I fooling...

 

*takes another deep swig*

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#3920
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Posté 05 mars 2015 - 03:57

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*Roly rolls in*

 

 

*CHUG*

 

*Roly rolls out to tint his enviro-suit*


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#3921
Lewie
Posté 05 mars 2015 - 05:00

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Lewie!!!!

 

Hey you changed your name to Lewie.

 

HB greatly approves

 

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A lot of Rivaini and Volus flooding my notifications...

Am I hidden yet?  :ph34r:


#3922
Lynroy: Final Edition
Posté 05 mars 2015 - 05:14

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Was there drunk Polo involved? If not then vodka party fail.

#3923
Lewie
Posté 05 mars 2015 - 05:16

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Was there drunk Polo involved? If not then vodka party fail.

Minty fresh vodka snort?

 

Oh, or a Polo ball up the snout noooo thank you. My god.


#3924
Lewie
Posté 05 mars 2015 - 05:41

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#3925
Lynroy: Final Edition
Posté 05 mars 2015 - 05:43

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Minty fresh vodka snort?

Oh, or a Polo ball up the snout noooo thank you. My god.

mmmmmmm minty fresh vodka snort.

So there was drunk Polo? Hell yeah!
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Who ended up with the ball up their nose? Ouch.

Edit: I am so OOL *drink* so I can't spread my love tonight. *drink*
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