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[Lynroy: Final Edition]

2 Dr. Pepper cans!

The bidding has started!

[Ashaantha]

Do I still get to electrocute him?

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

Do I still get to electrocute him?

Yes.

[the Dame]

SOLD!  *curls up at Dame's feet*  Okay, well that's sorted

 

(I'm unfortunately OOL...)

 

That was quick.

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

SOLD!  *curls up at Dame's feet*  Okay, well that's sorted

 

(I'm unfortunately OOL...)

You're not the Auctioneer here.

[Ashaantha]

*starts emptying her satchel after this morning's adventures*

I have 3 blue-fletched arrows some bandit shot at me, a plaidweave scarf, a big bushy feather that might fit a hat. hmm

 

*digs through satchel a bit more*

2 lyrium bottles, a handful of wood shavings, some elfroot (slightly chewed)

 

*tips satchel upside down and shakes*

ooh a spare lightning trap.

[Paragonslustre]

Hey DQ.  Dame!  I'll be putting DQDame up today, if you're not around I'll pm you a link if that's ok?

 

ETA:  I'll throw in a free PENIS in to whoever bags the fa ..... Beren 

[the Dame]

2 Dr. Pepper cans, 5 silverite and Cabot's golden teeth.

 

Hey DQ.  Dame!  I'll be putting DQDame up today, if you're not around I'll pm you a link if that's ok?

 

 

Paragon! I wanted to ask for it myself.

 

Ugh! Suspense!

 

 

Oh, damn, I'm so excited I'm mimicking Poodle now! 

Modifié par the Dame, 19 juillet 2015 - 11:24 .

[Paragonslustre]

That was quick.

 

That's what she said 

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

2 Dr. Pepper cans, 5 silverite and Cabot's golden teeth.

SOLD!

 

Be sure to let StormQueen send a few volts through him.

[Ashaantha]

*sits herself in a corner and starts very carefully crafting a couple of lightning traps*

[Beren Von Ostwick]

Do I still get to electrocute him?

 

<<< Look at that adorable Templar.  Can you really say you want to electrocute him??

 

That was quick.

 

Oooh...  Three words no man ever wants to hear!

 

Hey DQ.  Dame!  I'll be putting DQDame up today, if you're not around I'll pm you a link if that's ok?

 

ETA:  I'll throw in a free PENIS in to whoever bags the fa ..... Beren 

 

I'M BIG BONED, DAMMIT!

 

That's what she said 

 

  Et tu, fembro??  ( )

 

SOLD!

 

Be sure to let StormQueen send a few volts through him.

 

*hides behind Dame*  Dame won't let you hurt her property!  Right, Dame?  Dame??

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

<<< Look at that adorable Templar.  Can you really say you want to electrocute him??

Yes. *drink* Everyone gather your drinks and your popcorn for the show.

[Ashaantha]

Our templar hiding? Can't be man enough to brave a couple of volts eh

*puts partly finished traps to the side and focuses her breathing*

this won't take long...

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

[Beren Von Ostwick]

Hmph!

 

Yes. *drink* Everyone gather your drinks and your popcorn for the show.

Our templar hiding? Can't be man enough to brave a couple of volts eh

*puts partly finished traps to the side and focuses her breathing*

this won't take long...

 

[the Dame]

SOLD!

 

Be sure to let StormQueen send a few volts through him.

 

Thank you, thank you!

 

*stands up and goes to Lyn with Dr. Pepper and silverite*

 

Is there some kind of warranty for this... purchase?

And about other part of payment...

 

*uncertain look at dwarf*

 

...You can find Cabot's teeth in.. Cabot's mouth.

Just want to clarify: I never said I will be the one taking them out, but feel free to do whatever you want, because I still have papers.

 

*hands over IR the deed for teeth and looks apologetically to Cabot*

 

Sorry, pal, I have knack for buying junk.

Pleasure doing business with you, IR.

 

*returns to her seat*

[Paragonslustre]

<<< Look at that adorable Templar.  Can you really say you want to electrocute him??

 

 

Oooh...  Three words no man ever wants to hear!

 

 

I'M BIG BONED, DAMMIT!

 

 

  Et tu, fembro??  ( )

 

 

*hides behind Dame*  Dame won't let you hurt her property!  Right, Dame?  Dame??

 

 

*Stifles giggles*  Alright, I have it on good authority (Cullen told me) that Beren is hung like a donkey and has the famed Templar stamina* (you owe me mate).

 

 

Smallprint

*disclaimer - this may not be true and Paragon can not be held accountable for any disappointment occurred as a result of the above statement.

[the Dame]

*hides behind Dame*  Dame won't let you hurt her property!  Right, Dame?  Dame??

 

I don't know... First, you need to prove yourself being useful.

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

[Ashaantha]

*StormQueen glances up*

 

He has 2 minutes to prove why I shouldn't test out my new spell, my dear Dame.

[Beren Von Ostwick]

 

ETA:  That was actually for Paragon's last post, but damned if it doesn't fit for all of them.

[Paragonslustre]

GAS!  If you let loose with sparks now you'll blow up Skyhold!

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

 

Thank you, thank you!

 

*stands up and goes to Lyn with Dr. Pepper and silverite*

 

Is there some kind of warranty for this... purchase?

And about other part of payment...

 

*uncertain look at dwarf*

 

...You can find Cabot's teeth in.. Cabot's mouth.

Just want to clarify: I never said I will be the one taking them out, but feel free to do whatever you want, because I still have papers.

 

*hands over IR the deed for teeth and looks apologetically to Cabot*

 

Sorry, pal, I have knack for buying junk.

Pleasure doing business with you, IR.

 

*returns to her seat*

 

All but the teeth are refundable if you are not happy with your purchase. Seven day warranty.

 

Pleasure as always, Dame.

[the Dame]

*StormQueen glances up*

 

He has 2 minutes to prove why I shouldn't test out my new spell, my dear Dame.

 

I still own him, so first you need to get my ​permission, sweet Ash.

 

And, Beren?

You are running out of time..