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[Beren Von Ostwick]

Okay, okay... usefulness...  shite feck arse fade...   OH!

 

I am able to arrange unlimited supplies, for free, of all Coca-Cola family products to the DQ!

 

 

http://www.coca-cola...com/brands/all/

[Donk]

What's going on here?

 

My buddy is getting picked on! Oh the joy

 

 

 

*Stifles giggles*  Alright, I have it on good authority (Cullen told me) that Beren is hung like a donkey and has the famed Templar stamina* (you owe me mate).

 

 

Smallprint

*disclaimer - this may not be true and Paragon can not be held accountable for any disappointment occurred as a result of the above statement.

 

Cullen told you?

 

I knew my DQ femBro was into the dudes.

 

First there was Christopher Pentaghast.. then there was Brosephine.. then there was that lesbian experimentation phase with Sera.. who would have thought?

[Ashaantha]

Keep in mind if I don't shock Beren, a random person in the tavern will gets it.

[Beren Von Ostwick]

Yeah, let's squash that rumor right here and now.  Cullen knows exactly NOTHING about my junk and I'd like to keep it that way...

 

Keep in mind if I don't shock Beren, a random person in the tavern will gets it.

 

Sucks to be Sutherland!

 

*drinks to the 2nd floor...*

[the Dame]

Okay, okay... usefulness...  shite feck arse fade...   OH!

 

I am able to arrange unlimited supplies, for free, of all Coca-Cola family products to the DQ!

 

 

http://www.coca-cola...com/brands/all/

 

I don't drink Coca-Cola.

 

 

Next.

[Donk]

All but the teeth are refundable if you are not happy with your purchase. Seven day warranty.

 

Pleasure as always, Dame.

 

Funny you should mention teeth...

 

StormQueen! I got the Cullen flirt smile. Aaaaaaaaaaaand guess what? MORE ****** TEETH!!

 

 

 

I suppose it could be worse.. she could have yellow teeth.. or none. At least I managed to get a couple of nice shots. She is sexy... flaunt it girl, but put those fangs away!!

[Ashaantha]

She likes smiling showing her teeth! and grimacing with teeth, and being angry-faced showing teeth. the Cullen first flirt smirk of horror.

 

....

 

*sketches power rune onto the wall behind her*

[Donk]

Keep in mind if I don't shock Beren, a random person in the tavern will gets it.

 

To me, this translates to.

 

"I'm gonna kill you motherfucker, I wanna watch you die and use your blood for lube. "

[Beren Von Ostwick]

I don't drink Coca-Cola.

 

<< snippity >>

 

Next.

 

Well, I can do this...

 

Spoiler

 

*Beren flees the Tavern before the crazy girlie horde can recover.  He is last seen astride his mighty Avvar war nug galloping away at ludicrous speed*

 

[the Dame]

Keep in mind if I don't shock Beren, a random person in the tavern will gets it.

 

 

I have excellent elemental resistance.

 

*smug smile remains, but still buckles her Superb Belt of Electric Resistance* 

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

To me, this translates to.

 

"I'm gonna kill you motherfucker, I wanna watch you die and use your blood for lube. "

I had no idea you were such a romantic.

[Ashaantha]

Donk distracted StormQueen and stray bolts of lightning zap quickly around the tavern

 

dammit.. Now he's in for a major shock

 

*leaves powered up runes on the wall and sprints out of the tavern after Beren, calling for her horse*

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

Oi! What were you doing in the as yet still unfinished tavern? It was almost done!

[Ashaantha]

[Ashaantha]

Oi! What were you doing in the as yet still unfinished tavern? It was almost done!

 

*calls over her shoulder* it's my spell lightning, it'll hurt you more then the tavern!

[Donk]

 

 

I have excellent elemental resistance.

 

*smug smile remains, but still buckles her Superb Belt of Electric Resistance* 

 

 

Damn it. OOL. Now HER teeth I don't mind looking at

 

 

I had no idea you were such a romantic.

 

Well... it seemed to work.

 

 

Donk distracted StormQueen and stray bolts of lightning zap quickly around the tavern

 

dammit.. Now he's in for a major shock

 

*leaves powered up runes on the wall and sprints out of the tavern after Beren, calling for her horse*

 

[Donk]

LMAO CHUG A MUG OF MEAD CHUG A MUG OF MEAD

 

http://forum.bioware.../#entry19435172

[the Dame]

Well, I can do this...

 

Spoiler

 

*Beren flees the Tavern before the crazy girlie horde can recover.  He is last seen astride his mighty Avvar war nug galloping away at ludicrous speed*

 

 

 

@Lyn..  he just.. just.. run away! 

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

LMAO CHUG A MUG OF MEAD CHUG A MUG OF MEAD

 

http://forum.bioware.../#entry19435172

[Donk]

Beren is a *****. Christopher is a top, and he's a bottom

 

EDIT: Look what I found on MaryDen's camera!!

 

 

If I'm not mistaken, that's Beren and Christopher. Christopher's even talking Nevarran for him... ahh, young love

[Beren Von Ostwick]

*A raven flutters in and lands on Sweet Dame's horns*

 

"You bought me fair and square, but those bitches be crazy!  I had to hightail it out of there until things calm down dramatically.  Don't worry, I'll be back.  Though...  if you could be so kind as to look at this sketch I made and tell me where the hell I ended up, I would greatly appreciate it.  That crazy war nug took a wrong turn somewhere.  Just tie the reply to the raven.  Thanks!"

 

Spoiler

Where the hell is this place??

 

 

(Translation:  Beren is going back to bed IRL.  Bloody getting up before 6am on a Sunday... gah.  Toodles, DQers!  Thanks for a hilarious early morning!)

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

 

@Lyn..  he just.. just.. run away! 

Let's chase him down! How dare he run out on you like that!

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

*A raven flutters in and lands on Sweet Dame's horns*

 

"You bought me fair and square, but those bitches be crazy!  I had to hightail it out of there until things calm down dramatically.  Don't worry, I'll be back.  Though...  if you could be so kind as to look at this sketch I made and tell me where the hell I ended up, I would greatly appreciate it.  That crazy war nug took a wrong turn somewhere.  Just tie the reply to the raven.  Thanks!"

 

Spoiler

Where the hell is this place??

 

 

(Translation:  Beren is going back to bed IRL.  Bloody getting up before 6am on a Sunday... gah.  Toodles, DQers!  Thanks for a hilarious early morning!)

Excellent, he's given us his location. *gets Hart from the stable*

[Donk]

Excellent, he's given us his location. *gets Hart from the stable*

 

It's a lie. I know where he really is..

[Ashaantha]

StormQueen is still doggedly following the tracks left by Beren's war nug, with help from a couple of friendly spirits.