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#39376
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Damn, I can't join in the hunt gotta crack on.  Dame, I believe I owe you a free PENISTM  with your purchase, I'll put up your character later (hope you get Beren back in one piece  :D Later DQ.


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#39377
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*A raven flutters in and lands on Sweet Dame's horns*

 

"You bought me fair and square, but those bitches be crazy!  I had to hightail it out of there until things calm down dramatically.  Don't worry, I'll be back.  Though...  if you could be so kind as to look at this sketch I made and tell me where the hell I ended up, I would greatly appreciate it.  That crazy war nug took a wrong turn somewhere.  Just tie the reply to the raven.  Thanks!"

 

Spoiler

 

(Translation:  Beren is going back to bed IRL.  Bloody getting up before 6am on a Sunday... gah.  Toodles, DQers!  Thanks for a hilarious early morning!)

 
*takes scroll and lures raven on table with bread crumbs  so it won't... create any.. mess, sitting on horns*
 
''Dear, Beren. If I understand, you are in TES Universe, near College of Winterhold. Hope, that will help you find your way back here. to our favorite tavern. And I'm not angry, so don't be afraid to come back. *signed Dame*"
 
*rolls parchment and sends raven away*
 
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I'm off to Dorian.
I need some advice concerning my runaway property..

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#39378
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I'm off to Dorian.

I need some advice concerning my runaway property..

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#39379
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*takes scroll and lures raven on table with bread crumbs  so it won't... create any.. mess, sitting on horns*
 
''Dear, Beren. If I understand, you are in TES Universe, near College of Winterhold. Hope, that will help you find your way back here. to our favorite tavern. And I'm not angry, so don't be afraid to come back. *signed Dame*"
 
*rolls parchment and sends raven away*
 
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I'm off to Dorian.
I need some advice concerning my runaway property..

 

 

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#39380
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Hiya DQ.
Watched Cloud Atlas again. Gods damnit I had forgotten how good that movie is :crying:
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*looks around*
What in the nine hells is going on here? O_o

#39381
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Man hunt.



#39382
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Hiya DQ.
Watched Cloud Atlas again. Gods damnit I had forgotten how good that movie is :crying:
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*looks around*
What in the nine hells is going on here? O_o

 

The TL;DR version: Beren was auctioned off, it was revealed he had sex with his fellow Templar Cullen, StormQueen started zapping him for some reason, and now Dame is gonna ask Dorian advice on getting him back, after he came out.


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#39383
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And there's Donk adding her own embellishments.

 

I just finished watching Days of Future Past. Why I thought it was a good idea to watch in the first place, I'll never know.



#39384
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And there's Donk adding her own embellishments.

 

I just finished watching Days of Future Past. Why I thought it was a good idea to watch in the first place, I'll never know.

 

I wanted to watch Jupiter Ascending. I mean, the trailer looked amazing.

 

Then I read somewhere that it was reminiscent of Twilight :sick: Now I just... don't know.



#39385
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So ridiculous and over the top. And those retcons. *drink*



#39386
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What? I'm not afraid to seek advice of experts in areas where my knowledge is insufficient.



#39387
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Man hunt.

 
 

The TL;DR version: Beren was auctioned off, it was revealed he had sex with his fellow Templar Cullen, StormQueen started zapping him for some reason, and now Dame is gonna ask Dorian advice on getting him back, after he came out.


Ah, the usual then. Carry on.

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#39388
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What? I'm not afraid to seek advice of experts in areas where my knowledge is insufficient.

 

 

Oh Dame, how I wish you would grace us with your presence more often :lol:



#39389
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You're stuck with me all the time.



#39390
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*drinks to new game*

Character on Pillars of Eternity levelled up :D

 

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Where's my DAi dlc :(


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#39391
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I ate it.



#39392
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I ate it.

 

:blink:

 

did it taste good at least?



#39393
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:blink:

 

did it taste good at least?

I don't remember.



#39394
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That's just... more then disappointing :crying:



#39395
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It was wicked!

#39396
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Glad you enjoyed it, Lightning.



#39397
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You're stuck with me all the time.


And I wouldnt have it any other way mate. It wouldnt be the same without you :(

*Gets all teary eyed*

....

Yeah.. No.
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#39398
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And I wouldnt have it any other way mate. It wouldnt be the same without you :(

*Gets all teary eyed*

....

Yeah.. No.

:lol: Bullshit.



#39399
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Oh, I meant it about it not being the same without you.

But the tears? Don't flatter yourself, love. ;)

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I was calling bullshit on the tears.

 

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