Pft, I can stop that, ******!Lewie!!!!
Hey you changed your name to Lewie.
HB greatly approves
A lot of Rivaini and Volus flooding my notifications...
Haven't seen you this week so I thought to show my love with thumbs.
Pft, I can stop that, ******!Lewie!!!!
Hey you changed your name to Lewie.
HB greatly approves
A lot of Rivaini and Volus flooding my notifications...
mmmmmmm minty fresh vodka snort.
So there was drunk Polo? Hell yeah!
Who ended up with the ball up their nose? Ouch.
Edit: I am so OOL *drink* so I can't spread my love tonight. *drink*
I am not sure but I had an image of someone trying to snort vodka through a polo mint.
I am very confused.
I am not sure but I had an image of someone trying to snort vodka through a polo mint.
I am very confused.
Pft, I can stop that, ******!
Haven't seen you this week so I thought to show my love with thumbs.

Guest_Donkson_*
Pft, I can stop that, ******!
Haven't seen you this week so I thought to show my love with thumbs.
I'm not complaining, my lady. ![]()
ANOTHER MUG OF MEAD AND ANOTHER MUG OF MEAD
Get me some. I've decided I cannot wait until tomorrow to get properly shitfaced.
Wah, there she isI'm not complaining, my lady.
Get me some. I've decided I cannot wait until tomorrow to get properly shitfaced.
Guest_Donkson_*
Wah, there she is
And I'm noones ****** lady *insert brienne gif here*
Did somebody miss me?

Guest_Donkson_*
Cheers, rivaini. *drink*
Only too happy to oblige, HB. *passes a mug to HB*
This better be laced with something.
Really?Fucks sake. I need a YT account to watch that.
Weak cunts.
**** youDid somebody miss me?
Guest_Donkson_*
Really?
Wait, there is life without a YT account? I didn't know.
Yes.
And if you don't have one, you can't watch the um... r rated content.
**** you
Well come here then. ![]()
Jeez... that didn't take long.
Fucks sake. I need a YT account to watch that.
Weak cunts.
You don't like puppies have a YouTube account!?
But lemme guess: You DO have a Facebook and/or a Twitter account.
FAIL.
This better be laced with something.
Let's hope chloroform.
Guest_Donkson_*
You don't
like puppieshave a YouTube account!?
But lemme guess: You DO have a Facebook and/or a Twitter account.
FAIL.
I have none of those.
Facebook/Twitter is for morons.
Let's hope chloroform.

Guest_Donkson_*
I've just come up with a name for me and Rivaini.
Rivonkadonk. ![]()
And with that.. I am leaving to go get shitfaced. Will be back later in an inebriated state.
^^Maker help us all. Lunch time means browse BSN time which means drinking time.

Staggers into bar.
Cabot, a virgin mary, I've got the mother of all hangovers. Put extra Worcester sauce in, if I'm going to barf it may as well taste good.
Speaking of which...
Drinkquisition,
An opportunity arises in the Story And Characters sub forum in the form of a Krem thread because that s*** never fails to provide reasons to drink.
Signed,
Scout Harding
Ooh, excellent. Grabs a mead. Wait up IR!
Edit: Second post in and I already know it's going to be a boozy filled train wreck. That guy....
Yep, ya know it's going to get good when a certain poster pops up. My Krem won't be in DA4, he's pushing up daises on the storm coast ![]()