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After all the TL;DR above, the very due: Good morning everybody!

 

You're all my favourites.

 

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Obviously not everyone gets them from the crazies haha. Definitely a me problem me-thinks, the only guy who was ever interested in me as a gf was my boyfriend of the past.. uhh 7 years? lost track of the number now. I only remember we had our first date on April fools day. literally also the only reason I remember that, I often forget what day my birthday is.

Met him at a karaoke bar at around 9-10pm , he was drunk since he'd been drinking since 2pm i think he said. Managed to get a phone number and a afternoon coffee 2 days later turned into a movie date. Been together ever since, there was really no dating or exclusiveness boyfriend/girlfriend chat. It just.. worked right from the start.
Almost a fairy tale :P first ever boyfriend, still current boyfriend and father of my child.


Never been on a dating site, but I used to use Facenuke and would have random people add me and try to chat me up. Most of them were men.. And it was pretty clear they just wanted a root.

I met my ex girlfriend on there too, through "mutual friends" and after a long two months of just talking it became more than that.

The fact that nobody hit you up on a dating site isn't a bad thing, though.. Cause at least you didn't have creeps hitting on you and trying to get into your pants. While the internet is an easy place to meet people, it comes at the price that people can hide their agendas much more easily, and if you fall too hard you can be duped.

And look at it this way -- they missed out on something good, so they can go suck a Mileychicken! :P

Okay, enough lecturing on online dating, me thinks :lol:

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I just use /endrant but many random hashtags works too!

 

I know what you mean there Dieb, but I was worried about you!

*hugs*

 

tea?



#39654
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I just use /endrant but many random hashtags works too!

 

I know what you mean there Dieb, but I was worried about you!

*hugs*

 

tea?

 

Thank you, dear. I'm fine.

 

But tea? Tea is always required.


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After all the TL;DR above, the very due: Good morning everybody!

You're all my favourites.

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Where have you been mate? :)

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Oooh, interesting! I'll probably get around downloading the DLC later. I need to figure out how to make the mods work with whatever the current patch is because pajamas.

They work. I only ventured into mod territory yesterday for the first time.

#39657
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Where have you been mate? :)

 

My big thought-out rant has been hidden by being last on last page, but that's pretty much where.

 

Taking a walk, enjoying life, not dealing with sexually insecure online bullies.

 

Where are those Donkquisitesse pictures I now just go ahead & claim to have been promised??



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Online dating? Never tried it. I probably should because I've had no luck on my own. *drink*

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Online dating? Never tried it. I probably should because I've had no luck on my own. *drink*

 

It cannot be too hard to find a man who appreciates video game soundtracks and give them that musical lapdance of their bloody lives that is the awesome Skyrim interpretation you uploaded.

 

So I'm assuming the problem is rather that if your heart [sic] desperately tried to signalize that you actually just fell in love, the message would somehow prompt your brain to either scratch the lower back side of your right forearm, or take a nap.


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My big thought-out rant has been hidden by being last on last page, but that's pretty much where.

Taking a walk, enjoying life, not dealing with sexually insecure online bullies.

Where are those Donkquisitesse pictures I now just go ahead & claim to have been promised??


My bad. I should really look back ;)

You ask me now!? I have been posting tonnes of pics when you were gone. Very well, I will jump on the pc (on mobile now) and show you so don't go anywhere!

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Online dating? Never tried it. I probably should because I've had no luck on my own. *drink*


I am sure there are plenty of single men on the BSN ;) just avoid the ones with the Tali obsession..

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Very well, I will jump on the pc (on mobile now) and show you so don't go anywhere!

 

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It cannot be too hard to find a man who appreciates video game soundtracks and give them that musical lapdance of their bloody lives that is the awesome Skyrim interpretation you uploaded.

So I'm assuming the problem is rather that if you heart [sic] desperately tried to signalize that you actually just fell in love, the message would somehow prompt your brain to either scratch the lower back side of your right forearm, or take a nap.

:lol: It's harder than you might think. Never been on a date.

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I am sure there are plenty of single men on the BSN ;) just avoid the ones with the Tali obsession..

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For the Thief!!

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:lol: It's harder than you might think. Never been on a date.

 

I used to say that too.



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*crawls up to the bar and grabs an apple cider*

Gotta calm down, or I'll regret stuff I say. lets make it two glasses of apple cider



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*crawls up to the bar and grabs an apple cider*

Gotta calm down, or I'll regret stuff I say. lets make it two glasses of apple cider

 

Here you go :)

 

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:lol: It's harder than you might think. Never been on a date.

*dazzles tries very hard to push back her rom-com excitement of wanting to set Roy up and stays silent...albeit bouncy*

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For the Thief!!

 

*5 ft of sexiness*

 

 

I'm assuming you are doing this primarily motorboat Lacey Harding to spite me?


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I've never been on a date either. Unless MMOs  and Hearthstone counts? :lol:

 

Although when I was with my ex, I tried to do the romantic date thing, because we'd never done that.. and it sucked. It's overrated anyway ;)



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I'm assuming you are doing this primarily motorboat Lacey Harding to spite me?

 

Not at all, mate!! :lol:

 

I started a new DA:I playthrough and got really lucky with the CC. She is the most beautiful Inquisitor I've ever made. I'm also giving two handed warrior another shot and now I have a better idea on how to actually play it, it's not so bad.


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Okay, please tell me y'all are younger than me, I'm supposed to be the socially awkward when offline one!

Never, not one date? Not even a "could be construed as a date but I'm not counting it date"?

I mean, I'm not trying to make anyone feel awkward or upset here, but haven't I heard y'all talk about exes and significant others?

Sorry, feel free to shut me up at any time.

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I went on literally one date in my life. I mentioned it earlier, the movies. Just once. I'm .. hmm how old am I. *grabs calculator*

 

26 later this year. that one date I was 20.



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I've never been on a date either. Unless MMOs and Hearthstone counts? :lol:

Although when I was with my ex, I tried to do the romantic date thing, because we'd never done that.. and it sucked. It's overrated anyway ;)

You've been in a relationship though. I never have.