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#40051
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Well i write, and barely passed English in school so.. No idea why i bother to write, often I don't have enough motivation but still.

 

For fun?



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For fun?

 

If the question was write for fun, I actually have lying around somewhere an almost complete draft of what was meant to be a novel, well first book in a series. Not the draft I mentioned just before don't worry. Different book.

 

But mostly, for fun yes.



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If the question was write for fun, I actually have lying around somewhere an almost complete draft of what was meant to be a novel, well first book in a series. Not the draft I mentioned just before don't worry. Different book.

 

But mostly, for fun yes.

 

Nice, at least you actually completed something!

 

Sadly, the only thing I managed to complete was Roy's friendfic :ph34r: Oh and a couple of scary short stories, years ago. That are lost on an old computer that is probably lying in a dump somewhere, in pieces.



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:lol: This is rather embarrassing. I write and yet... I've never heard of this term before. :ph34r:

Homonyms are words that sound the same, but have different meanings. Good example and one of the worst offenders is there, their, and they're.
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A draft isn't really completed, but close enough! yeah. Wrote it when I was in highschool, only took me 3 years and all handwritten lol.



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Nice, at least you actually completed something!

Sadly, the only thing I managed to complete was Roy's friendfic :ph34r: Oh and a couple of scary short stories, years ago. That are lost on an old computer that is probably lying in a dump somewhere, in pieces.

I feel so honored.

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A draft isn't really completed, but close enough! yeah. Wrote it when I was in highschool, only took me 3 years and all handwritten lol.


Make your literature smutty! It worked for EL James. Somehow.

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Make your literature smutty! It worked for EL James. Somehow.

 

I am not good at writing.. smut. I can imply it however, without actually writing it. That takes skill too doesn't it?



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I am not good at writing.. smut. I can imply it however, without actually writing it. That takes skill too doesn't it?


Sure. But EL James got rich off of a turd, so how hard can smut be?



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She's the one who wrote.. that hideous thing? ok then..



#40061
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Morning. What'd I miss?



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Morning. What'd I miss?

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Don't forget your complimentary "Homonyms are words too!" badge.
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Morning. What'd I miss?

 

a trip to kirkwall's Hanging Man and brothel.



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Hey guys, I made my first male Inky

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He is my canon Inky's long lost brother, Fenros (I am shite at names, so I used a name generator and picked the one that sounded the least stupid)

He is a dual dagger rogue who is going to be an artificer. He is gonna romance Cassandra, just don't tell Beren ;)

 

Bonus Stealth Fail Pic

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Edit: Are there any Artificers out there who have tips on how to play that spec? Because I have no idea.


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He looks great!

As far as Artificer goes, Dieb seems to be the man to ask. You definitely want to get the Looks Like it Hurt passive from the Sabotage tree. I've only used the spec as an archer.

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He looks great!

As far as Artificer goes, Dieb seems to be the man to ask. You definitely want to get the Looks Like it Hurt passive from the Sabotage tree. I've only used the spec as an archer.

Thanks. I will have to ask Dieb about it next time he is on. And I already have caltrops and plan to get Looks Like It Hurt next level up. I am gonna try using throwing blades too.

 

I did find a cool build on youtube, so I am not going in totally blind.



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*The door kicks open and Beren enters carrying Verse over his shoulder and pushing a wheelbarrow containing a naked Donk covered in a tarp.  A pair of leg irons with the chain between them melted in two decorates Beren's ankles.  He wheels Donk over to a table, gingerly lays the semi-comatose Verse on the floor, and sits down, a vacant, exhausted look haunting his eyes.*

Maker, those girls know how to party.  Can one of you ladies take care of Donk?

*Verse briefly comes to...*

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*Beren looks down at her sympathetically and chuckles*  

Naw hon, not going there.  What happens in Kirkwall stays in Kirkwall.


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Thanks. I will have to ask Dieb about it next time he is on. And I already have caltrops and plan to get Looks Like It Hurt next level up. I am gonna try using throwing blades too.

I did find a cool build on youtube, so I am not going in totally blind.

I added throwing blades onto my Artificer archer when I respecced her. They are fun.
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*The door kicks open and Beren enters carrying Verse over his shoulder and pushing a wheelbarrow containing a naked Donk covered in a tarp.  A pair of leg irons with the chain between them melted in two decorates Beren's ankles.  He wheels Donk over to a table, gingerly lays the semi-comatose Verse on the floor, and sits down, a vacant, exhausted look haunting his eyes.*

Maker, those girls know how to party.  Can one of you ladies take care of Donk?

*Verse briefly comes to...*

kenzi_shampoo.gif

*Beren looks down at her sympathetically and chuckles*  

Naw hon, not going there.  What happens in Kirkwall stays in Kirkwall.

Lol. Totally worth it!

 

And you earned some major Bro points tonight. You're the best, Beren :)

 

Edit: Woo! Likes are back!


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Are there any Artificers out there who have tips on how to play that spec? Because I have no idea.


IMO, archer is better for an Artificer but either way it's bread and butter is multi hit talents like Leaping Shot or Spinning Blades and Elemental Mines to take advantage of Opportunity Knocks.

Focus on raising crit chance as that combined with Opportunity Knocks and Looked Like It Hurts allows an Artificer to have nonexistent cooldowns and unlimited stamina.
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IMO, archer is better for an Artificer but either way it's bread and butter is multi hit talents like Leaping Shot or Spinning Blades and Elemental Mines to take advantage of Opportunity Knocks.

Focus on raising crit chance as that combined with Opportunity Knocks and Looked Like It Hurts allows an Artificer to have nonexistent cooldowns and unlimited stamina.

I found this awesome looking build:

 

 

It looks like fun to try, so I am gonna give it a shot.



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Forgot Scout knows how to Artificer.

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Blackjack

Don't forget your complimentary "Homonyms are words too!" badge.

 

 

a trip to kirkwall's Hanging Man and brothel.

 

And I wasn't invited.



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You were. You just weren't awake.
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You were. You just weren't awake.

 

I don't see an invite... You lie!