We should totally have a new DQ event... it's been ages since the PirateQuisition!
ShowerQuisition! We all sing in the shower and the best one wins. I would totally rock that contest.
I cannot bring myself to execute an unarmed prisoner just to "make sure"
Weak. Step up your game, CHAMPION! 
ShowerQuisition! We all sing in the shower and the best one wins. I would totally rock that contest.
But I only sing when no one can hear me 
What Dienne sad. Unless I'm really, really drunk, then give me a microphone and I sing this bad bad song..
You've been warned.
ShowerQuisition! We all sing in the shower and the best one wins. I would totally rock that contest.
Weak. Step up your game, CHAMPION!
You just wanna perv on all the naked ladies 
I think you need to get your nurse outfit back, mate. Especially after posting that abomination song.
EDIT: Nice tiddies tho.
Speaking of that nutjob did anybody else think this is hot?
You just wanna perv on all the naked ladies
I didn't meant at the same time, yeesh!!! Btw, speaking of naked ladies, did you ever get out of the wheelbarrow??
*drinks to Kirkwall*
*drinks to Kirkwall*
I have no idea what you're talking about
Bah, I've done enough 'canonizing' at your expense, it's only fair!
I feel left out, with the canonising thing
SOMEBODY HID A POST.
I SAW THAT TRAGGY! LMAO!!!!
*falls over laughing*
Did you see it too?
Did you see it too?
Nope, was laughing about you calling her out on a hidden post.
I missed it... I'm just going to have to head-canon something, I suppose!
PirateQuisition ended with a hunt for my staff that went through like 2 merchants and a great bear
Let's not have a repeat.
I did say I was sorry, and I did get it back! Got a wicked scar on my eyebrow from it.
ShowerQuisition! We all sing in the shower and the best one wins. I would totally rock that contest.
And give people the chance to perv on me in said shower? No thanks. Besides, I've done the choir thing for many years.
oooh we could go somewhere with this!
Oh, I was just thinking her eating the meat suit off Lady Gaga, but we can go in a different direction if you prefer.
Oh, and @Iron Roy: again, not at the same time! Goodness, why did everyone think I meant "group shower" when I said that??
*Is still waiting for that Once We Were vocal version*
Oh, I was just thinking her eating the meat suit off Lady Gaga, but we can go in a different direction if you prefer.
Oh, and @Iron Roy: again, not at the same time! Goodness, why did everyone think I meant "group shower" when I said that??
I never thought you meant group shower.
Nope, was laughing about you calling her out on a hidden post.
Oh good. Cause you really don't wanna know!
Oh, I was just thinking her eating the meat suit off Lady Gaga, but we can go in a different direction if you prefer.
Oh, and @Iron Roy: again, not at the same time! Goodness, why did everyone think I meant "group shower" when I said that??
InDonktrination.
*Is still waiting for that Once We Were vocal version*
*Is still waiting for you to un-hide that sly post*
Oh good. Cause you really don't wanna know!
Nothing bothers me.. well unless it's about me..
*Is still waiting for you to un-hide that sly post*
What has been hidden cannot be un-hidden.
So here's another peek into the glorious history of the DQ as brought to you by my bookmarked links. In this episode, we explore the hidden secrets behind the great amulets of power caper...
Pushes Harding into bar.
Check for tripwires, and no cavorting with HB until it's clear.
Waits for thumbs up from Harding. Strides up to bar dragging heavy sack. Heaves sack onto bar.
Cabot stick that under the counter, and set me up with a mead.
Guys (raises tankard in greeting) chugs.
Heh heh heh, that sack's full of amulets of power, I've been running round Thedas collecting them all, hehehe!
I never thought you meant group shower.
Yeah, I was thinking just Leliana being in the room for each singer as the judge. But then again, not sure if I would have wanted crazy mcstabby anywhere near open bits, so probably best this idea of a showerquisition didn't take off anyway.
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