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#4051
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He probably would, though, he just doesn't want to talk about it....because issues. But I think the pinnacle of all is the lake scene where you can pester him into admitting that he would not love you if he was still a Templar (not in so many words, but still). It was glorious, because seriously woman there is a line in how much clingy one can be without it backfiring.

 

(I found that pier running around Crestwood  ^_^)  Yeah, but I'm the Incy, I can take it ... don't pussyfoot around me man!  Well, at least I've got Michel for backup .... oh wait  :(



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I also died when my Inquisitor first flirted with Cullen but that could have been because of how SHE looked:


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#4053
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(I found that pier running around Crestwood  ^_^)

Oh! where is it?



#4054
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;)

 

My eyes!  Cabot vodka, stat!!  Oh shoot there it is again .... make it stop.  Snorts



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My eyes!  Cabot vodka, stat!!  Oh shoot there it is again .... make it stop.  Snorts

 

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#4056
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I also died when my Inquisitor first flirted with Cullen but that could have been because of how SHE looked:

what I find funny is that as far  the smirk goes it was just about the same as with more  should I say traditional looks.


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#4057
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Oh! where is it?

 

It is close to the camp near Whittles Farm if I recall correctly.  Keep going West I guess.  It has a statue of Andraste (?) in the lake and a lamp on the pier, that's how I recognised it.


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#4058
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This is starting to resemble a straight girls slumber party.

 

*Fucks off back to fade for a bit*



#4059
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This is starting to resemble a straight girls slumber party.

 

*Fucks off back to fade for a bit*

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My eyes!  Cabot vodka, stat!!  Oh shoot there it is again .... make it stop.  Snorts

I'd actually rather **** that then Miley Cyrus herself.


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This is starting to resemble a straight girls slumber party.

 

*Fucks off back to fade for a bit*

 

Aw HB.  This is just for you  :)

 

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I also died when my Inquisitor first flirted with Cullen but that could have been because of how SHE looked:

 

Ahahahaaha!  Look at Cullen's face on the still!

 

Cullen:  None made quite the entrance you did.

incy:      At least I got everyone's attention

Cullen:  That you did.

 

Fecking priceless!!

 

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#4063
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Ahahahaaha!  Look at Cullen's face on the still!

 

Cullen:  None made quite the entrance you did.

incy:      At least I got everyone's attention

Cullen:  That you did.

 

Fecking priceless!!

 

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The way he looks so adoringly at her later on is just so... xD It's hilarious. I can't make it through a cut scene without laughing.


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#4064
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I'd actually rather **** that then Miley Cyrus herself.

 

Jeez .... thanks for that mental image  ;)



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Jeez .... thanks for that mental image  ;)

And I am now going to purge it with the barrel of mead.



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And I am now going to purge it with the barrel of mead.

 

I'll join you.  

 

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Excellent!
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Wanders into Morrigan thread.  Wanders back to Tavern.  Drinks.

I had to laugh at one poster's response to another after he was accused of being 'classy' for banging Morrigan.  Hahah, I nearly wet myself  :lol:

 

 

A more classy banging than this, I cannot find.

 

A toast to the His Inquisitorial Awesomeness. In the name of truth, freedom, justice and stuff, he'll bang his way through anything to deliver Thedas from evil.

Cheers!

 

*bangs the jug on the balcony vigorously and crushes an unsuspecting cockroach*



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A more classy banging than this, I cannot find.

The pose! The pillows!

 

(the fact that she is probably older than Mother Giselle)


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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand he's such a jolly good fellow

he's such a jolly good fellow

he's such a jolly good felloooooooow

 

*throat feels dry and starts coughing like mad*

 

nobody can deny. 

 

*finishes in a hoarse voice*



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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand he's such a jolly good fellow

he's such a jolly good fellow

he's such a jolly good felloooooooow

 

*throat feels dry and starts coughing like mad*

 

nobody can deny.

 

*finishes in a hoarse voice*

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#4072
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It's a song in homage to the Inquisitor, fair lady.

For his courage to bang someone old enough to be his dear grandmother.

 

Cheers!  :P


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#4073
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It's a song in homage to the Inquisitor, fair lady.

For his courage to bang someone old enough to be his dear grandmother.

 

Cheers!  :P

Ah ok for a moment I thought it was someones birthday and from the look of it perhaps it  was!


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#4074
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It's a song in homage to the Inquisitor, fair lady.

For his courage to bang someone old enough to be his dear grandmother.

 

Cheers!  :P

 

She's probably older than Skyhold.  Cheers, another mental image I need to burn out of my brain with more grog.  Cabot more booze.  Raises Tankard.  To the Inquisitor, for his/her selfless banging for the good of Thedas!


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*drags some pages-before corpses out*

In my defense, Isabela's author is the dirty old man.  I just have a good memory  for game material. ;)

It doesn't make you less dirty. You remembered them, so you're with dirty :P

 

I've just come up with a name for me and Rivaini.

 

Rivonkadonk. <3

 

And with that.. I am leaving to go get shitfaced. Will be back later in an inebriated state.

Eh... catchy? Whatever it means. Sounds like something you mumble, when you hurt your head.

 

 

 

If all else fails I can lend my humble skills


DOUBLE VIDEO MEANS DOUBLE DRINK!

Oh, Dr. Pepper sponsored Iron Roy showing off. I'm jealous (which means: Good work :D)

 

And in absentia, for my personal little desire demonesse ;)

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