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*drags some pages-before corpses out*

It doesn't make you less dirty. You remembered them, so you're with dirty :P

 

Eh... catchy? Whatever it means. Sounds like something you mumble, when you hurt your head.

 

Oh, Dr. Pepper sponsored Iron Roy showing off. I'm jealous (which means: Good work :D)

 

And in absentia, for my personal little desire demonesse ;)

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Yup.  We can shiv Maryden now we've got IR  :lol:


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Yup.  We can shiv Maryden now we've got IR  :lol:

I thought she would be included in the Elven Glory band?

Oh... and I'm for all members except that Miracle of Sound guy. I have to slap him, when he starts singing. Sorry, but I've got... issues.


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I thought she would be included in the Elven Glory band?

Oh... and I'm for all members except that Miracle of Sound guy. I have to slap him, when he starts singing. Sorry, but I've got... issues.

 

Here have one on me.  OMG he's got a look on his face like Solas!

 

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Here have one on me.  OMG he's got a look on his face like Solas!

 

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WTF?! How dare you compare our beloved ancient wolfy elf with that incest-moron?

 

Even though, the gif feels so good :D

Just to continue the joy:

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*drags some pages-before corpses out*

 

Oh, Dr. Pepper sponsored Iron Roy showing off. I'm jealous (which means: Good work :D)

 

"Pages-before corpses" LOOOOOOOOOL
Hey, thanks. I want to get all the tavern songs recorded, but I have no time right now.

 

Yup.  We can shiv Maryden now we've got IR  :lol:

Planning murder now are we? I'll get the special mead!

 

I thought she would be included in the Elven Glory band?

Oh... and I'm for all members except that Miracle of Sound guy. I have to slap him, when he starts singing. Sorry, but I've got... issues.

LOOOOOOL We can leave him out.

 

Here have one on me.  OMG he's got a look on his face like Solas!

 

*snip*

Hmmmm not quite
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I beg to differ  ;)

 

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And thumbs up to the special mead!


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Fair point. But Dread Pirate Rivaini said it best:
"WTF?! How dare you compare our beloved ancient wolfy elf with that incest-moron?"


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I've yet to romance Solas, but we were bessie friends  ^_^



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You guys are so mean! :(

 

Hrhr, I romanced the **** out of Solas after my first PT. I wanted revenge. If you break mine, I'll break yours.

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Backfired horribly and made me cry like a teenage-*****. But... was tooootally worth it.

 

Sure Iron Roy. You got no time, because you spent all your time here and drunk. Find the muse again.

Eh... which doesn't translate to '****** off!'. Just to clarify ;)


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You guys are so mean! :(

 

Hrhr, I romanced the **** out of Solas after my first PT. I wanted revenge. If you break mine, I'll break yours.

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Backfired horribly and made me cry like a teenage-*****. But... was tooootally worth it.

 

Sure Iron Roy. You got no time, because you spent all your time here and drunk. Find the muse again.

Eh... which doesn't translate to '****** off!'. Just to clarify ;)

 

I've got to do it, but it's going to be so hard to 'not know what I know' if you get me.  The epilogue took me so much by surprise, I was like.   Slurps down 'special' mead.

 

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I've got to do it, but it's going to be so hard to 'not know what I know' if you get me.  The epilogue took me so much by surprise, I was like.   Slurps down 'special' mead.

 

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Yep. Right. I was completely  'the world is wonderful and Cullen and my Inky will have babies and sunshine forever and rainbows and... W! T! F!?'


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You guys are so mean! :(

 

Hrhr, I romanced the **** out of Solas after my first PT. I wanted revenge. If you break mine, I'll break yours.

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Backfired horribly and made me cry like a teenage-*****. But... was tooootally worth it.

 

Sure Iron Roy. You got no time, because you spent all your time here and drunk. Find the muse again.

Eh... which doesn't translate to '****** off!'. Just to clarify ;)

First playthrough Elf dude and Solas were best friends. Didn't romance Solas until the third play through. I wasn't expecting to be sucked into his romance the way I was. Damn you, Weekes. Damn you for writing that smooth talking pointy-eared bastard. I didn't cry (I don't know how), I knew what was coming, and it still hurt. And I still went back and did the hellspiral all over again. Like you I thought it was totally worth it even if it is lacking in content. *drink*

Haha! And here I was thinking that is EXACTLY what you were saying. :P I shall go in search of my muse this weekend. After copious amounts of mead.

 

I've got to do it, but it's going to be so hard to 'not know what I know' if you get me.  The epilogue took me so much by surprise, I was like.   Slurps down 'special' mead.

 

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Yup that was me. Mind was reeling after that one. I remember going "HOLY ****! HOLY ****!" *drink* I mean, I was suspicious of Solas from the start because he reminded me sooo much of Felassan from The Masked Empire

To Dragon Age romances, whomever they may be with! *drink*


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First playthrough Elf dude and Solas were best friends. Didn't romance Solas until the third play through. I wasn't expecting to be sucked into his romance the way I was. Damn you, Weekes. Damn you for writing that smooth talking pointy-eared bastard. I didn't cry (I don't know how), I knew what was coming, and it still hurt. And I still went back and did the hellspiral all over again. Like you I thought it was totally worth it even if it is lacking in content. *drink*

Haha! And here I was thinking that is EXACTLY what you were saying. :P I shall go in search of my muse this weekend. After copious amounts of mead.

 

Yup that was me. Mind was reeling after that one. I remember going "HOLY ****! HOLY ****!" *drink* I mean, I was suspicious of Solas from the start because he reminded me sooo much of Felassan from The Masked Empire

To Dragon Age romances, whomever they may be with! *drink*

 

Yup, I was suspicious but not that fecking suspicious.  It knocked me for six but in a really, really good way.  Imagine if Solas is going to the next antagonist and you've romanced him.  It's gonna hurt soooooooo good!


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Yep. Right. I was completely  'the world is wonderful and Cullen and my Inky will have babies and sunshine forever and rainbows and... W! T! F!?'

 

I was p*issed off that you couldn't get Cullen on the ramparts post game.  I was like (slurps)

 

Me:    I'm here my love, we kicked ass!

Cully: You look lovely today

Me:    Never mind how I look, get up the ladder.

Cully:  Have you come to distract me?

Me:     Yes!  Start climbing.  Oh f*uck it.  MIIIIICHEEEEEL?  Oh wait  :( 

 

More mead dammit!


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Yup, I was suspicious but not that fecking suspicious.  It knocked me for six but in a really, really good way.  Imagine if Solas is going to the next antagonist and you've romanced him.  It's gonna hurt soooooooo good!

No kidding! If it comes to that I will do what I must and Solas knows that. 

 

I was p*issed off that you couldn't get Cullen on the ramparts post game.  I was like (slurps)

 

Me:    I'm here my love, we kicked ass!

Cully: You look lovely today

Me:    Never mind how I look, get up the ladder.

Cully:  Have you come to distract me?

Me:     Yes!  Start climbing.  Oh f*uck it.  MIIIIICHEEEEEL?  Oh wait  :( 

 

More mead dammit!

Awwww that sucks. Have more mead!

And why am I still awake!? DRINK!
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^Courtesy of Solas Thread: http://forum.bioware...ooo/?p=18732244


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Yup, I was suspicious but not that fecking suspicious.  It knocked me for six but in a really, really good way.  Imagine if Solas is going to the next antagonist and you've romanced him.  It's gonna hurt soooooooo good!

I had no idea, shame on me. And I thought I was so smart for figuring out Blackwall...

 

Muahaha, yeah! 'Cullen, ramparts! Idiot! Now!'

Truth be told I don't mind so much, 'cause I'm head cannoning a lot. (Far too much to be healthy ;))

 

Hm... to me it really depends how much time went on from Inquisition to the wolf dlc/DA4. Cause my Lavellan would leave the Inquisition the very next day (after spending a horrible night where she hoped he visited her to keep his ****** 'I'll tell you everything'-promise) to find him. And she'd go alone without telling anyone and staying away from ravens ;) Well.. and if a lot of time passes until Solas-reunion, she so would fall for a desire demon. Ehm... yeah. Fandom. Did I mention how much Solas made me love my Lavellan?

 

*curses patrick weekes too* All his characters are my favorites.


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We shall have to wait and see. And drink! I'm taking my mead to go.
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I don't like to wait. I need it. Now!

Oh, new rule: Drink every time when someone on BSN sounds like a drug addict :D

*drinks*

 

Good night!

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I was p*issed off that you couldn't get Cullen on the ramparts post game.  I was like (slurps)

 

Me:    I'm here my love, we kicked ass!

Cully: You look lovely today

Me:    Never mind how I look, get up the ladder.

Cully:  Have you come to distract me?

Me:     Yes!  Start climbing.  Oh f*uck it.  MIIIIICHEEEEEL?  Oh wait  :( 

 

More mead dammit!

All that zoom in zoom out...dizzy! (even without drinking)

 

also catfights:

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Just went outside to buy peanuts and almost ended up being sent to a hospice.

 

The world is too crazy out there. After seeing all the crazy sh*t some people do, I almost went mad myself.

 

I'm gonna stay in the bar and calm down a little bit. Hm, what to drink...



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Just went outside to buy peanuts and almost ended up being sent to a hospice.

 

The world is too crazy out there. After seeing all the crazy sh*t some people do, I almost went mad myself.

 

I'm gonna stay in the bar and calm down a little bit. Hm, what to drink...

someone went for your peanuts?


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someone went for your peanuts?

 

Not just the peanuts, mylady, the whole...er...package. And it wasn't even a woman, it was some random transvestite who put on too much makeup and smelled like a toilet. Jesus.

 

I've had enough of city life. People urinating on the streets, drunken drivers crossing red lights and running over old ladies, kids calling each other names using dirty words like, like...oh Maker, I can't even repeat them. Too disgusting.  

 

*takes another swig of pint*



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Not just the peanuts, mylady, the whole...er...package. And it wasn't even a woman, it was some random transvestite who put on too much makeup and smelled like a toilet. Jesus.

 

I've had enough of city life. People urinating on the streets, drunken drivers crossing red lights and running over old ladies, kids calling each other names using dirty words like, like...oh Maker, I can't even repeat them. Too disgusting.  

 

*takes another swig of pint*

 

Well I would avoid using Axe if I were you. 


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Soo... what, not even a thumb wrestle and we're settled on "Elven Glory" for the band name??  Is it too late to submit "Quarian Glory" as an alternative??  *whirls claw-like appendage attachment*  I'll thumb  wrestle anyone for it!

 

*sigh*  Okay, guess not...  Oh well, nothing a good, stout mead won't cure.

 

P.S. - Why the Gavin hate, Rivaini?!  He is, literally, a MIRACLE OF SOUND!  hur hur hur ;)



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No kidding! If it comes to that I will do what I must and Solas knows that. 

 

Awwww that sucks. Have more mead!

And why am I still awake!? DRINK!
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^Courtesy of Solas Thread: http://forum.bioware...ooo/?p=18732244

Solas like a boss.

Now I'm going to officially try to get myself smashed.


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