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#4101
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Posté 05 mars 2015 - 09:14

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Do not try.  Do, or do not!  :D

 

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#4102
ravenesse
Posté 05 mars 2015 - 09:16

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Not just the peanuts, mylady, the whole...er...package. And it wasn't even a woman, it was some random transvestite who put on too much makeup and smelled like a toilet. Jesus.

 

I've had enough of city life. People urinating on the streets, drunken drivers crossing red lights and running over old ladies, kids calling each other names using dirty words like, like...oh Maker, I can't even repeat them. Too disgusting.  

 

*takes another swig of pint*

You sound like a crone :D

 

 


 

P.S. - Why the Gavin hate, Rivaini?!  He is, literally, a MIRACLE OF SOUND!  hur hur hur ;)

It's just a matter of taste. I don't like his flavour ;)


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#4103
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Posté 05 mars 2015 - 09:18

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Do not try.  Do, or do not!  :D

 

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I know I'm repeating myself (as every good drunk does) but:

 

And party hardest, BG!

Get yourself an omnitattooooo... of a bird. Rainbows, skulls, woman and stuff ;)


#4104
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Posté 05 mars 2015 - 09:20

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Adorable meme incoming in 3... 2... 1...

 

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#4105
ravenesse
Posté 05 mars 2015 - 09:23

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I'm a ****** spectre. I taste like iron, sweat and alien blood.


#4106
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Posté 05 mars 2015 - 09:24

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I know I'm repeating myself (as every good drunk does) but:

 

And party hardest, BG!

Get yourself an omnitattooooo... of a bird. Rainbows, skulls, woman and stuff ;)

wtf is going on there?


#4107
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Posté 05 mars 2015 - 09:27

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Oh, okay.  Here, just made this for you.  Notice I spelled flavor incorrectly just for you :)

 

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wtf is going on there?

Ahahahahaha!  wuhwuhwuhwuhwuhwuhwuhwuhwuhwuhwuhwuhwuhwuhwuhwuhwuhwuhwuhwuhwuh...


#4108
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Posté 05 mars 2015 - 09:42

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Oh, okay.  Here, just made this for you.  Notice I spelled flavor incorrectly just for you :)

 

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Aw, I got my own meme! And it has Sigourney Weaver in it! And the alien!

With that I can completely overlook that you make fun of my language barrier (totally stole that from the Grand Dame :D)

And finally go to bed cause this day can't get better.

My meme *sighs* :D

 

 

wtf is going on there?

Nothing out of the ordinary.

It's just

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-time again :D

(If I recall correctly they were talking about the noises the Normandy makes)


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#4109
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Posté 05 mars 2015 - 09:53

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I fuckings loves aliens me.  Early night (krem thread), glug, glug, glug, glug, gulg.  Wanders out unsteadily into the night.


#4110
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Posté 06 mars 2015 - 12:56

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*Roly rolls in just in time to see Badonkadonk and Sera disappearing up the stairs to Sera's pad...*

 

Sera, sweet Sera...  :crying:

 

 

Cabot, tear in my beer, yo!


#4111
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Posté 06 mars 2015 - 01:01

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*Looks at previous pages of threads*

 

Cheers guys. I wasn't hungover before... now I am. :sick:

 

I've decided that this thread is in dire need of straight males. Or lesbians with the emotional capacity of a brick wall...

 

I had no idea, shame on me. And I thought I was so smart for figuring out Blackwall...

 

Muahaha, yeah! 'Cullen, ramparts! Idiot! Now!'

Truth be told I don't mind so much, 'cause I'm head cannoning a lot. (Far too much to be healthy ;))

 

Hm... to me it really depends how much time went on from Inquisition to the wolf dlc/DA4. Cause my Lavellan would leave the Inquisition the very next day (after spending a horrible night where she hoped he visited her to keep his ****** 'I'll tell you everything'-promise) to find him. And she'd go alone without telling anyone and staying away from ravens ;) Well.. and if a lot of time passes until Solas-reunion, she so would fall for a desire demon. Ehm... yeah. Fandom. Did I mention how much Solas made me love my Lavellan?

 

*curses patrick weekes too* All his characters are my favorites.

 

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And Volus buddy... I see what you're doing there.

 

Taking advantage of my absense away from my lady... trying to cut my grass, making her memes and ****...

 

As she's made it clear that she is "nobody's lady", though, I will not assume control. However, I have some rules, from fBro to bro:

 

1. Whatever may happen, I don't wanna know.

2. Please wear five layers of protection. My mouth goes there.. I don't wanna pick up the Volus taint.

 

Thank you for your consideration. ;)


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#4112
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Posté 06 mars 2015 - 01:03

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*Roly rolls in just in time to see Badonkadonk and Sera disappearing up the stairs to Sera's pad...*

 

Sera, sweet Sera...  :crying:

 

 

Cabot, tear in my beer, yo!

 

Her too?

 

Oh dude... look for your own *****. :lol: Stop going for mine!!


#4113
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Posté 06 mars 2015 - 01:03

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She made me cookies.  The least I could do was make her a meme!  Totally platonic, yo.  Besides, quite frankly that whole "dread pirate" thing scares the heebee jeebeez outta me.


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#4114
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Posté 06 mars 2015 - 01:09

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She made me cookies.  The least I could do was make her a meme!  Totally platonic, yo.  Besides, quite frankly that whole "dread pirate" thing scares the heebee jeebeez outta me.

 

Yeah, yeah.

 

You sly dog.

 

I'm onto you. ;)

 

HB is watching.

 

(Or perhaps my insanity is taking control... I really should get back on the tranquilisers. :blink: )

 

*Crushes one up and snorts*

 

Ahhhhhhh.

 

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I think I may have offended Oreo with a certain GIF I used. I feel bad about this, if it's true. So Oreo buddy, if you're watching... I apologise. It was a low blow, and I didn't realise what I was actually doing until it was too late... feel free to punch me. Or headcanon it, whatever.


#4115
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Posté 06 mars 2015 - 01:20

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Today I learned that in the mind of a good buddy half a planet away, I am more suave than I have ever actually been in real life!

 

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*chugs a mug in celebration*


#4116
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Posté 06 mars 2015 - 01:24

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Today I learned that in the mind of a good buddy half a planet away, I am more suave than I have ever actually been in real life!

 

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*chugs a mug in celebration*

 

You're a late bloomer. ;)

 

It's best to pick up these skills early on in life though... just saying.

 

I would join you for a chug, but duty calls.

 

On the plus side....

 

THANK **** IT'S FRIDAY.

 

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#4117
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Posté 06 mars 2015 - 01:27

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Ho, ho, ho, off to work I go. (Save me some rum, I have a feeling I'm going to need it.)


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#4118
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Posté 06 mars 2015 - 02:28

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FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CHUG A MUG OF MEAD AND ANOTHER MUG OF MEAD AND ANOTHER MUG OF MEAD TIL YOU FALL DOWN!


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#4119
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Posté 06 mars 2015 - 06:17

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Goodnight, you glorious bastages.  I love you guys!

 

 

*quick bourbon shot for restful sleep purposes*


#4120
Lynroy: Final Edition
Posté 06 mars 2015 - 06:40

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Ahahaha someone claims immersion breaking flub! DRINK
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#4121
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Posté 06 mars 2015 - 06:50

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Great, now my ****** 'smart'phone doesn't allow me to quote anymore.

'Cut my grass'? Is that some weird way to accuse me of... eh... bushyness? I'm offended!

Five layers? Muahaha, I need to find out if that would actually work :D

Aaaand: Frriday! Only need to kill time till work's done *sighs*

Oh.. and HB, I love you even more for showing me Sandor that often. Saaandooor... rrrrrrr... Roooory *drools*

#4122
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Posté 06 mars 2015 - 07:03

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Ahahaha someone claims immersion breaking flub! DRINK
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Wot.

 

Oh, is that the thread about the heels? :lol:

 

 

Great, now my ****** 'smart'phone doesn't allow me to quote anymore.

'Cut my grass'? Is that some weird way to accuse me of... eh... bushyness? I'm offended!

Five layers? Muahaha, I need to find out if that would actually work :D

Aaaand: Frriday! Only need to kill time till work's done *sighs*

Oh.. and HB, I love you even more for showing me Sandor that often. Saaandooor... rrrrrrr... Roooory *drools*

 

No, "cut my grass" is an expression used in English speaking countries. Basically it means, "Stop hitting on my girl/man/partner, whatever." :lol:

 

Err... have fun with that one. LOL.

 

Well what can I say... I know how to please you. ;) It's my new fave GIF.


#4123
Lynroy: Final Edition
Posté 06 mars 2015 - 07:04

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Wot.

Oh, is that the thread about the heels? :lol:

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No, it is one just outside this thread.

#4124
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Posté 06 mars 2015 - 07:13

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No, it is one just outside this thread.

 

Just saw it LOL.

 

What the **** is a "flub up" anyway?

 

Makes me think of that movie Flubber... :blink:

 

So I'm kinda over ME3.. oh the shame, didn't complete it. I'll pick up the ghost at a later date.. going back to DA:I before DLC is released whenever the hell that is. As appealing as a naked woman on my staff is... I can't do it. I can't be mage. I'm a warrior.

 

BioWare flubbed up big time, btw. Why can't I defile Mother Giselle on an altar and then murder knife her?

 

Immersion breaking.


#4125
Lynroy: Final Edition
Posté 06 mars 2015 - 07:31

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BioWare flubbed up big time, btw. Why can't I defile Mother Giselle on an altar and then murder knife her?

Immersion breaking.

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