Seven edits later....

Riiiiight?
Seven edits later....

Riiiiight?
1 drink away from passing out.Question: how drunk does one have to be to check out the Cass mod thread?
1 drink away from passing out.
*DRINKS*

What is this I'm hearing people givin- AWW SHADDAP!!
*stumbles into tavern; lands sideways on bench*
Caaaaaaaaboodle!! More milk....maker...mo....mi-yal-kh!
Get this man some milk, dammit!What is this I'm hearing people givin- AWW SHADDAP!!
*stumbles into tavern; lands sideways on bench*
Caaaaaaaaboodle!! More milk....maker...mo....mi-yal-kh!
BUT I'M NOT A MA- wait.
[...]
Oh, no you are correct.
*pulls brim a little lower*
I'm working on a mod to remove Cassandra's scar & give her Ashley's hairstyle from ME3. Because EA hired me to perform a stress test on their social media servers.
P.S.: That's a lie, really.
P.P.S.: EA doesn't hire currently.
P.P.P.S.: All positions are Maxis'ed out.

*looks around with open mouth in awaiting silence. retains neutral facial expression again. pulls brim to completely cover face*

Guest_Roly Voly_*
*Wakes up, finds goat, likes goat*
Caaaaaaaaboodle!! More milk....maker...mo....mi-yal-kh!
In the DrinkQuisition?!
In the DrinkQuisition?!
Yes you can sail the seven seas!
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Well good thing we have a Dread Pirate Rivaini with us then, eh? ![]()
/me sings,
"I like big boats and I cannot lie
and you other drunkards can't deny
That when a ship sails past
with an itty bitty wake
and a foresail in your face
...."
Yeah, I got nothing past that ![]()
DRINK FOR INSPIRATION!
EDIT: Ooooh... it turns out that girl in these gifs y'all use isn't that Lindsay Lohan person, but someone named Emma Stone. Yet another actress of a younger generation that I'm sadly oblivious of. Oh well, no loss. Neither of them are Cate Blanchett.
EDIT: Ooooh... it turns out that girl in these gifs y'all use isn't that Lindsay Lohan person, but someone named Emma Stone. Yet another actress of a younger generation that I'm sadly oblivious of. Oh well, no loss. Neither of them are Cate Blanchett.
INB4 Bigot goes on about wanting to do Blanchett, or some crazy shizzle.
I hope you mean in terms of acting ability, because if you mean appearance, then I have to shake my head, thusly... *shakes head*
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Well yes, I did mean acting ability actually but I didn't mean it so as to denigrate her beauty, which she also has in spades. She's got it all.
*takes turn at shaking your head* *violently* *runs rolls off cackling madly*
Guest_Roly Voly_*
I'd never use Lindsay Lohan or Emma Stone.
Just saying.
DPR is in dire need of a sable (?) or the magic time germans call
'Feierabend'.
http://www.dict.cc/g...Feierabend.html
If that is accurate, I got just the thing for ya...
But hey, if you really want a sable...

Actually, whenever someone in Skyrim calls you "Milk-drinker!" I went "Why thank you, wonderful individual! May warm sunrays illuminate your inner beauty and have a multitude of desirable owners of genitalia from your preferred gender find their way to yours by the morrow". Then I reverse-pickpocketed them 1 of each kind of flower.
Or something like that.
*drinks*
So...I ran into a problem on the way home...
Circle!
PRESS CIRCLE DAMNIT!
Guest_Donkson_*
INB4 Bigot goes on about wanting to do Blanchett, or some crazy shizzle.
I hope you mean in terms of acting ability, because if you mean appearance, then I have to shake my head, thusly... *shakes head*
Wot.
Nah mate.. you got it all wrong... I wanna do Lindsay Lohan. That ****** is a smorgasboard of issues. ![]()
BUT I'M NOT A MA- wait.
[...]
Oh, no you are correct.
*pulls brim a little lower*
I'm working on a mod to remove Cassandra's scar & give her Ashley's hairstyle from ME3. Because EA hired me to perform a stress test on their social media servers.
Romance options for straight females suck. They all look like girls. Why can't they have a real man, like Cassandra? ![]()
I'm both ashamed and sickened by the way my heart started to beat fast, and the blood rushing to... places... when I saw Sera in Val Royeaux. I am equally ashamed and sickened by anticipation I felt prior to this; hell, I skipped through the bloody scene where that chantry ****** gets punched out. That's my fave part about that place!!
I have never felt this way about somebody that doesn't exist. Not even

The hottest woman to walk the planet (the one with the dark hair) ![]()
Don't mean to impose, but I'd sure use the kepral syndrome trick on her.
Once you go green...
Guest_Donkson_*
Don't mean to impose, but I'd sure use the kepral syndrome trick on her.
Once you go green...
I'd rather her go blue. ![]()