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#4151
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Circle!

PRESS CIRCLE DAMNIT!

I DID! Currently waiting for back up. Good thing I have a stash of mead I can drink while I hide.



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I DID! Currently waiting for back up. Good thing I have a stash of mead I can drink while I hide.

 

This is why you don't drink drive. ;)

 

Where the **** is everybody?

 

I almost wish the girly slumber party was here... :blink:


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*looks up sororities pictures* so much hivemind.



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*looks up sororities pictures* so much hivemind.

 

Oh hi there Doc...

 

You've nothing to worry about. There isn't enough.. action in here at the moment, to warrant any illegal substance abuse. ;)



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Sorry, just drinking. BSN is kinda chill right now. Waiting for it to liven up so I can break out the good stuff.



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Sorry, just drinking. BSN is kinda chill right now. Waiting for it to liven up so I can break out the good stuff.

 

Ahh... remind me why you're sorry? :lol:

 

You know what the greatest gift of mankind is?

The inability to give a toss.

 

What do you think of that one, Doc?

 

Anyway. DRINK. Even the loony bin section is kinda boring...

 

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Anyway. DRINK. Even the loony bin section is kinda boring...

 

*snip*

I know! What the hell man? It's the weekend! Give me some thing to drink about.



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I know! What the hell man? It's the weekend! Give me some thing to drink about.

 

Well.. there was that one thread. A "review" about how the game was great.. except for the hairstyles. Big gamebreaker. ;)

 

I'm lost with the rules of the game... that was added yeah?

 

Take a drink whenever somebody spells "divine" as "devine".

 

Take a drink cause... why the **** not?

 

Mmm rum.



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Because weekend! *drink*



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You know you can go to jail for having her go blue for too long.

 

edit: Aw frack, I skipped an entire page. Busy substance abusing bees!



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You know you can go to jail for having her go blue for too long.

 

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Because weekend! *drink*

 

Meh. Like that ****** matters.



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I don't want her blue... or green... I want her red, and sweaty.

 

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Sera is gay, Josie is into Browall (which I can't un-know, thanks YT), so that's why I didn't romance anyone in DA:I.

 

Not to a worrying degree into the romance feature, but that's still a first in a BW game.



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I don't want her blue... or green... I want her red, and sweaty.

 

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Talking about me? :P

 

Hooooome! Where a DPR is meant to be!

Oh, meant to be!

 

And I wanted to quote something from BG... but I can't remember what.



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Sera is gay, Josie is into Browall (which I can't un-know, thanks YT), so that's why I didn't romance anyone in DA:I.

 

Not to a worrying degree into the romance feature, but that's still a first in a BW game.

 

Man no.2 is only into Browall if you're not into man no.2. ;)

 

I admit... it is kinda gross, though. I understand your pain.



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Talking about me? :P

 

Hooooome! Where a DPR is meant to be!

Oh, meant to be!

 

And I wanted to quote something from BG... but I can't remember what.

 

Ahh... yeah. You too. :lol:

 

Thank **** you are here... it is boring.



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Yeah, great. Pressure. Entertainment-pressure.

Gotta go.

 

I thought you were inquisiting Sera anyway. So why are you even here? None of us is Sera :P



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Yeah, great. Pressure. Entertainment-pressure.

Gotta go.

 

I thought you were inquisiting Sera anyway. So why are you even here? None of us is Sera :P

 

Wot.

 

No pressure at all, my lady. I'm not the type. ;)

 

You do realise I have to kill hordes of templars, mages, black wolves, random people... take out an envy demon, get a town incinerated by some thing that's a cross between The Hills Have Eyes and some trashy emo band... then move into some busted arse castle, before I can really get anywhere, right?

 

I need to take it slow...



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Strolls into bar.  

Cabot, hit .... belay that order, pour me a treble of your strongest grog.  Knocks it back in one.  Turns to face regulars.  Something funny happened to me today.  As I was strolling round Skyhold (and by that I mean in game), who should I come across in the bushes in the Skyhold garden?  Michel, who should be in Orlais dancing to Gaspard's tune.  And, he was not alone oooh noooo.  In the bushes with Fairbanks!  Fairbanks!  I s*hit you not, that really happened.  More hooch Cabot.



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Strolls into bar.  

Cabot, hit .... belay that order, pour me a treble of your strongest grog.  Knocks it back in one.  Turns to face regulars.  Something funny happened to me today.  As I was strolling round Skyhold (and by that I mean in game), who should I come across in the bushes in the Skyhold garden?  Michel, who should be in Orlais dancing to Gaspard's tune.  And, he was not alone oooh noooo.  In the bushes with Fairbanks!  Fairbanks!  I s*hit you not, that really happened.  More hooch Cabot.

 

I detect jealousy.

 

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Well, with a jawline like Fairbanks has, can you really be surprised that Michel wants to tap that? :D

 

*rolls like the wind before Paragon can skewer him*

 

*rolls past Iron Roy and tosses her a bottle of absinthe he found in the Kite's Nest*

 

*Isn't looking and rolls right into Badonkadonk and gets knocked out...*


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This is why you don't drink drive. ;)

 

Where the **** is everybody?

 

I almost wish the girly slumber party was here... :blink:

 

Go on, you know you want to  ;)

 

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Yeah. Sure.

I should take care of your boredom problem. Besides, I'm very good in thinking someone puts pressure on me. And then I usually run away. Far. Far. Awahahay *swings* Ehm...

 

Right and because of all that you have to spent all your time gaming.

As.. eh... I do. Cause I've got the exact same issue you have with your favorite non-existent-love with another non-existent-love ;) So I get your weird feelings and all, it's disgusting.

Besides, at the moment I'm watching something and I realised again that I want a special woman to slap me. Hard. So even more disgusting weirdness all around and inside me :D

 

Michel... that is the guy who likes to poke his sword into female parts, right?

 

*looks at the knocked out volus* Wasn't it Radonkadonk, or something?


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Well, with a jawline like Fairbanks has, can you really be surprised that Michel wants to tap that? :D

 

*rolls like the wind before Paragon can skewer him*

 

*rolls past Iron Roy and tosses her a bottle of absinthe he found in the Kite's Nest*

 

*Isn't looking and rolls right into Badonkadonk and gets knocked out...*

 

The jawline isn't as good as Cass's though, right?

 

Ahh absinthe. Don't you miss the good old days when it contained opium and you could see some freaky ****?

 

"The green fairy". LMAO.

 

Hang on.. you Yankee bastards probably get to still drink it with the good stuff... nanny state? Not so much.


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Yeah. Sure.

I should take care of your boredom problem. Besides, I'm very good in thinking someone puts pressure on me. And then I usually run away. Far. Far. Awahahay *swings* Ehm...

 

Right and because of all that you have to spent all your time gaming.

As.. eh... I do. Cause I've got the exact same issue you have with your favorite non-existent-love with another non-existent-love ;) So I get your weird feelings and all, it's disgusting.

Besides, at the moment I'm watching something and I realised again that I want a special woman to slap me. Hard. So even more disgusting weirdness all around and inside me :D

 

Michel... that is the guy who likes to poke his sword into female parts, right?

 

*looks at the knocked out volus* Wasn't it Radonkadonk, or something?

 

Right... you've lost me. I'm on rum so... excuse me. *coughs*

 

Rivonkadonk. Rivaini + badonkadonk = RIVONKADONK. ;)


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