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#42151
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What did Leliana do/say this time?

 

Just another one of her

 

"I don't mean to criticise, but you're a backwards imbicile for not burning babies alive for fun. I don't mean to sound disrespectful, you silly twit, and I am very loyal to your awful leadership, even despite your ghastly exterior crowned by what must in some regions of the world pass for a visage. Oh, and unrelated to all of this; if we don't bump into one another before soup is served at dinner tonight: Bon apetit."

 

..as usual.


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#42152
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Anyone remember that TV series that tried to ride the wave of Indy awesomeness?  Beren does!

 

 

*Beren sighs contentedly and smiles as coffee does its magic*

 

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#42153
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Well, that's something. I never get anything hostile from Leliana unless I'm telling her not to kill someone.



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Just another one of her

 

"I don't mean to criticise, but you're a backwards imbicile for not burning babies alive for fun. I don't mean to sound disrespectful, you silly twit, and I am very loyal to your awful leadership, even despite your ghastly exterior crowned by what must in some regions of the world pass for a visage. Oh, and unrelated to all of this; if we don't bump into one another before soup is served at dinner tonight: Bon apetit."

 

..as usual.

Throw her out the airlock.


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#42155
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ROFLMAO :lol: I'm crying from laughing right now. OMG. I've always said the Solas is perfect height to go motorboating a lady Qunari if he was ever inclined. Well, here's what that balcony kiss scene looks like with a lady Qunari. xD

http://atherisz.tumb...lly-enjoy-it-xd

 

It's so ridiculous! I couldn't recover from laughing for 10 mins.


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#42156
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Well, that's something. I never get anything hostile from Leliana unless I'm telling her not to kill someone.

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@ lynroy that is: I cannot unsee this..


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#42158
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Throw her out the airlock.

 

*President Roslin greatly approves*

 

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#42159
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ROFLMAO  :lol: I'm crying from laughing right now. OMG. I've always said the Solas is perfect height to go motorboating a lady Qunari if he was ever inclined. Well, here's what that balcony kiss scene looks like with a lady Qunari. xD

http://atherisz.tumb...lly-enjoy-it-xd

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It's so ridiculous! I couldn't recover from laughing for 10 mins.

OMG Roy I'm dying.. I can't even..

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#42160
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@ lynroy that is: I cannot unsee this..

I'm still laughing!

 

OMG Roy I'm dying.. I can't even..

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I know, right?!?!? I've watched it twice now! :lol:



#42161
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I swear almost everyone in DAi yells at poor Kyrrah at least once.

 

Cassandra has a few good growls at her during Haven

Cullen has a good go after she said templars weren't needed, ever.

Leliana gets pissed at her when she interrupts and disagrees with the killing the traitor agent guy

Dorian gets angry at her, because she makes him worry about her.. a lot.

Sera's threatened her twice! well, tried to hit her with an object, then aimed her bow at her.

Blackwall had a great accusation speech after she got him out of prison

Solas wasn't too happy she drank from the well.



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I'm still laughing!

 

I know, right?!?!? I've watched it twice now! :lol:

The video and your choice of words. 12/10 still crying of laughter.


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#42163
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Well now... this is awkward.


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The video and your choice of words. 12/10 still crying of laughter.

It's so funny because with that particular kiss, he turns away, hesistates and then just dives right in! :lol:



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*sits in armchair by fireplace, closes book and gracefully removes reading glasses, looks conclusively into the camera*

 

The Inuit kiss by rubbing their noses against one another.... maybe we just do not understand the culture of the ancient Elves as well as we think we do.


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#42166
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^ Overkill. God, my sides.



#42167
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Dying. Dead. Dead. Can't breath.



#42168
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*sits in armchair by fireplace, closes book and gracefully removes reading glasses, looks conclusively into the camera*

 

The Inuit kiss by rubbing their noses against one another.... maybe we just do not understand the culture of the ancient Elves as well as we think we do.

 

I... I think I would not be opposed to ancient elven culture  *Beren says sheepishly before going back to concentrating on his coffee*


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#42169
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I... I think I would not be opposed to ancient elven culture  *Beren says sheepishly before going back to concentrating on his coffee*

Dying. Dead. Dead. Can't breath.


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#42170
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The best part is, I'm off to the Temple of Mythal, accompanied by Solas, this very moment.

 

With this firmly in the back of my head, it shall overshadow each and every bit of information revealed.

 

"And this is the ancient ritual site, where acolytes spoke their prayers..." - "Yeah right, captain motorboat. Prayers."


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#42171
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OMG guys, can you please let me breathe?!  :lol:



#42172
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CAPTAIN MOTORBOAT!! ROFLMAO


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#42173
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Man, where's Donk?  The frequent use of the word "motorboat" should practically be auto-summoning her.



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*is currently having trouble staying in her seat she's laughing so hard*


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#42175
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CAPTAIN MOTORBOAT!! ROFLMAO

My current playthough (qunari) will not be the same anymore.


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