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[Lynroy: Final Edition]

170 kegs of ale not enough for 15 hardworking Inquisition men and women? ok, who in DQ gatecrashed my rubble clearing team?

My signature is not on that order form.

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

In the beginning I was just supervising -the bunch of slackers you have hired... jeez- but you know... the Stache brothers passed by and... well the whole night is a bit blurry.

I heard the drunken stories.

[Tragedienne of Heavens]

I should've known they would be a part of this.

Slackers? slackers?! only because you went and got them drunk!

[Ashaantha]

If this archway collapses on me the lot of you are in trouble!

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

Drink.

[Tragedienne of Heavens]

I heard the drunken stories.

Damn right. It was legendary. Wait, you were there!

 

If this archway collapses on me the lot of you are in trouble!

Pffft I'd say the workers were quite... enlightened yesterday.

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

Wait, I was? I have no memory of this.

[Tragedienne of Heavens]

Well that might be because SOMEONE

spiked your Dr Pepper.

 

Also Staches hit you in the head but don't let him know I told you.

[Ashaantha]

StormQueen vs Stormrider time!

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

Well that might be because SOMEONE

spiked your Dr Pepper.

Also Staches hit you in the head but don't let him know I told you.

Now that's just unfriendly.

[Tragedienne of Heavens]

It was an accident, he was just playing with Bray's staff.

You might've just got hit but he charred my new robe. Someone has to teach that kid some discipline.

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

He does what he wants.

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

My hands smell like V05. It's disgusting.

[LightningPoodle]

My hands smell like V05. It's disgusting.

 

So wash them with soap?

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

You've never had the entire contents of a bottle of shampoo get on your hands, have you? You can't get rid of the scent of shampoo, conditioner, or body wash by washing your hands. They themselves are cleaning agents.

[LightningPoodle]

You've never had the entire contents of a bottle of shampoo get on your hands, have you? You can't get rid of the scent of shampoo, conditioner, or body wash by washing your hands. They themselves are cleaning agents.

 

Dip them in a bucket of perfume then. Change the smell.

[Tragedienne of Heavens]

LYYYYYN

 

They only had cherry flavor but the man told me he'd ask for the others. If you say this is the worst I'll sure like the rest 

 

Dip them in a bucket of perfume then. Change the smell.

That's so not a good idea... it won't change the smell, it'll get worse 

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

Dip them in a bucket of perfume then. Change the smell.

Erm, I hope that is not a serious suggestion. It won't change the smell, they will mix and become worse.

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

LYYYYYN


They only had cherry flavor but the man told me he'd ask for the others. If you say this is the worst I'll sure like the rest

That's so not a good idea... it won't change the smell, it'll get worse

Woohoo! My only beef with DP cherry is not enough cherry. Tastes really good with vanilla ice cream though.

[LightningPoodle]

Use some orange or apple juice then. Get a bowl of the stuff, sit your hands in it for a short while and voila, they smell like fruit!

[Tragedienne of Heavens]

Aaaaand it's gone Damn, this is addictive.

 

Use some orange or apple juice then. Get a bowl of the stuff, sit your hands in it for a short while and voila, they smell like fruit!

Same problem.

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

*sigh* It won't work. It will mix with the smell I already have on my hands and make it worse. I wasn't asking for a solution. I've had to deal with this for the last three years in my job, I know how it goes.

[LightningPoodle]

Aaaaand it's gone Damn, this is addictive.

 

Same problem.

 

Damn. Okay, how do people get rid of the smell of skunk?

[Ashaantha]

Presenting

 

StormQueen versus Stormrider

The battle of the lightning masters

 

 

First half!

 

Spoiler

Stormrider was less then impressed when she found out her rival was a puny human.

 

Since she was thoroughly unamused Stormrider stuck to using a simple effortless back leg stomp as her main attack. This foe wasn't even worth breathing lightning at.

 

Well, that was until StormQueen jabbed her in the toe!

 

Which made Stormrider rather angry

 

Stormrider decided to teach StormQueen how to fly.

 

 

 

Second half

 

Spoiler

Wanting a quick resolution to this stupid fight, Stormrider went into this half with a vengeance! knocking StormQueen's party flying on a hard landing

 

Followed by a swift jump to the left

 

Undeterred, StormQueen's friends smacked Stormrider to the ground

 

Stormrider cried out in pain and took to the skies again, finally letting loose her famed lightning breathe!

 

Drawing StormQueen and her friends out across the now electrified puddles of water..

 

 

Victory!

 

Spoiler

Sadly this just wasn't enough, and Stormrider fell. the 4th victim of StormQueen the Dragon Slayer.

 

[Paragonslustre]

Damn. Okay, how do people get rid of the smell of skunk?

 

 

Tomato ketchup apparently (how do I even know that).  *Looks warily around for traps*