Oh crap... stop it. Stop it!!!!!
As the doc stated before... I'm feeling frisky.
Aaaand we did it again Rivaini. ![]()
Guest_Donkson_*
Oh crap... stop it. Stop it!!!!!
As the doc stated before... I'm feeling frisky.
Aaaand we did it again Rivaini. ![]()
Guest_Donkson_*
No one cares about 'better', ******. First things first
Haven't said that in a while, buuuut: You. Weird.
Tell me I'm a loonie? ![]()
*Coughs*
Runner up HB. Cabot a rum for HB.
*Chucks hissy fit*
I like to win. ![]()
Guest_Roly Voly_*
*Roly blinks his eyes weakly and raises his head* Three fecking hours and change? Not enough... Oh, maker, the girlie horde has been busy since I went to sleep.
Runner up HB. Cabot a rum for HB.
WTF! She does not deserve this!
Need tripwire.
Aaaand we did it again Rivaini.
That's how we roll ![]()
Tell me I'm a loonie?
*Coughs*
*Chucks hissy fit*
I like to win.
Yes, yes you are.
And... you lost ![]()
Guest_Donkson_*
*Roly blinks his eyes weakly and raises his head* Three fecking hours and change? Not enough... Oh, maker, the girlie horde has been busy since I went to sleep.
Be thankful it didn't turn into a slumber party like it did the other day...

Anyway, how's it hanging mate?
Uhh... there I go again.
*Roly blinks his eyes weakly and raises his head* Three fecking hours and change? Not enough... Oh, maker, the girlie horde has been busy since I went to sleep.
it is a horde alright.
it is a horde alright.

Guest_Donkson_*
WTF! She does not deserve this!
Need tripwire.
That's how we roll
Yes, yes you are.
And... you lost
Say the word damn it!!! LOONIE.
And I hate you.
You're a ******.
*Stabs MaryDen, slices her up into bloody pieces, rips insides and puts them on the outside in a hissy fit rage*
Poor MaryDen. Always copping it.
Guest_Donkson_*
it is a horde alright.
Is that your professional opinion, Doc?
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Here I go again.
Why you make me do this??
Also, to answer your question, a smidge to the left this morning.
Cabot... anything caffeinated. Pronto.
Guest_Donkson_*
Why you make me do this??
Also, to answer your question, a smidge to the left this morning.
Oh, did it stick to your leg?
Were you dreaming of Josie and her Antivan sword again? ![]()
Say the word damn it!!! LOONIE.
And I hate you.
You're a ******.
*Stabs MaryDen, slices her up into bloody pieces, rips insides and puts them on the outside in a hissy fit rage*
Poor MaryDen. Always copping it.

Guest_Roly Voly_*
A gentleman volus never canoodles and tells!
Guest_Donkson_*
Yes, yes I know.
The fact that I am completely deranged is such a turn on.
That's how I pick up the chicks....
A gentleman volus never canoodles and tells!
The bruise on your face tells me plenty...
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Guest_Donkson_*
Cabot... anything caffeinated. Pronto.
WEAK, Volus is WEAK.
Meek rhymes with weak... I should change your nickname to Meek.
Have a REAL drink.
Rum is like crack.
Yes, yes I know.
The fact that I am completely deranged is such a turn on.
That's how I pick up the chicks....
The bruise on your face tells me plenty...
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Yeah, but telling everyone is a bit of a turn off.
Finding out... like with the MaryDen-massacre is so much better.
Guest_Donkson_*
Yeah, but telling everyone is a bit of a turn off.
Finding out... like with the MaryDen-massacre is so much better.

****** please, you figured it out a long time ago anyway... what does it matter if I tell? ![]()
Guest_Roly Voly_*
I may be weak, but I've acheived Quarian Glory, so I got that going for me. *sucks up some coffee through his emergency induction port*
Btw, *thumbs up* on that whole MaryDen incident.
And with that, I'm out again for the morning triple S and then some breakfast and errands. Y'all behave! *smirks*
Guest_Donkson_*
I may be weak, but I've acheived Quarian Glory, so I got that going for me. *sucks up some coffee through his emergency induction port*
Btw, *thumbs up* on that whole MaryDen incident.
That'll teach the stupid ****** to write songs about my baby girl. ![]()
Quarian glory, eh? Did you make her go wuuuuuuuuuuuuh wuuuuuuuuuuuuuh or whatever the **** she does? ![]()
I'm in the process of achieving ANTI-elven glory with my baby girl.. as a dwarf. And thanks to you I have a suitable name for her. Badonkadonk Cadash.
Is that your professional opinion, Doc?
I'm amazing, huh?

****** please, you figured it out a long time ago anyway... what does it matter if I tell?
I wasn't talking about me. I'm in the fangs of the desire demon far too long to even consider you're non-hot in any way ![]()
And if you can get Cabot cleaning this mess *kicks maryden piece around*, you're my hero.
Quarian glory, eh? Did you make her go wuuuuuuuuuuuuh wuuuuuuuuuuuuuh or whatever the **** she does?
And does she make those noises in bed?
Please, I would love her to shuuum all over me ![]()
Guest_Donkson_*
I'm amazing, huh?
Well... yeah.
You are cause...
You made me feel comfortable with my attraction to Anita Sarkeesian.
Prior to this, I was gonna kill myself. ![]()
I wasn't talking about me. I'm in the fangs of the desire demon far too long to even consider you're non-hot in any way
And if you can get Cabot cleaning this mess *kicks maryden piece around*, you're my hero.
Fangs, hey? ![]()
....
Right. I'm gonna resist the urge to say something dirty here and restrain myself.
Don't kick it around!! We need to preserve the body parts... if they're all mangled she might not be able to sing anymore.. oh wait. That's a good thing, innit?
Guest_Donkson_*
And does she make those noises in bed?
Please, I would love her to shuuum all over me
That's what I meant, d'oh. ![]()
That's what I meant, d'oh.
Language barrier, ****!
Fangs, hey?
....
Right. I'm gonna resist the urge to say something dirty here and restrain myself.
Don't kick it around!! We need to preserve the body parts... if they're all mangled she might not be able to sing anymore.. oh wait. That's a good thing, innit?
Pft, that's like saying 'don't push the red button!'
*kicks marydens innards around*