Wow. What's going on here?
Are you being followed?
That was supposed to be humorous. 
I laughed.
Here is something to ponder, which DA I trailer has the best music?
You asked that like a thousand pages back! 
*snip*

That doesn't count.
I love Slowly Into the Light! I even did a piano cover of it.
*Dis strides into the middle of Cabot's Bar & Grill and coughs to get everyone's attention*
"Beren has voluntarily chosen to take some personal time and will not be around for a few days. General Rutherford has asked me to keep an eye on things here in Beren's absence. For all intents and purposes, I have full authority as Beren's proxy, just pretty much an exact opposite of a kinder and gentler Beren. If you need something from Beren, come see me. If you need to get a message to Beren, give it to me. Now, I know Beren is pretty laid back, but I'm not. I made those pukes at The Winter Palace my b*tches and I'll do the same to..."
"Look who thinks she's a bada... ARGH!!!" *Rocky lets loose an anguished scream as a hook pierces his thigh followed immediately by Dis' arrival*
"Tell me, 'I'm your b*tch.'" Dis says to Rocky as she lays slicer(*) across his throat
"I'm your b*tch."
"Good boy."
*Rocky screams again as Dis retrieves her hook & tackle*
"Stitches, you may want to look at that"
*Dis settles in at the bar and calls Cabot over* "Gimme an asschab."
(*) -
I'm in charge here, so I really don't know how much authority Beren had in the first place. (I kid, bro
) And no one is allowed in the tavern until it is finished! (which it is not >.>)
*sits back sipping her apple cider*
So, Cullen thinks since a Templar couldn't keep an eye on me a bad-attitude dwarf can? he really is cute.
*settles back in chair, puts feet up on table* I gotta watch this.
I'm OOL folks, sorry 
*Stormy's mug shatters, dousing her with apple cider, as a throwing knife sticks in the wall behind her*
I've got my eye on you...
ETA: TOP! Okay, recycling this one. This is what Dis did to Solas when he pissed her off!
*snip*
I'd still tap that.
Low blow to break a drunkards mug.