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#45226
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I KNOW RIGHT!!! Inquisitor: now richest person in Thedas!
First run through, I ended with just shy of 1mill gold from Deep Roads junk only.

I was at 700k. I can buy any thing. O_O

This filthy human thanks you :D

That would be "ma serannas". :P
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#45227
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Bioware decided to be nice to us for once,

 

"here have free bunch of dragon materials,  you know just in case you need better crafted gear"

"oh what the heck, have a merchant who pays full price for anything you sell to him too so you can have tons of gold"

"Oh look we made sure he was selling crafting materials only, including dragon stuff!"

But no elf root or blood lotus.  <_<



#45228
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you know all this talk abouthigh grade stuff makes me wonder if on a future play through of Kara if I should not do the Descent early to try and pick up that Hissing Wastes stuff.  At least do the part of the Descent...I mean just start it. 



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Morning. Friday Morning.

 

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#45230
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So Descent DLC (first camp) Did she just give that random unnamed dwarf a smile?

She did! d'aww , She's so sweet. I love these little expressions that last barely a couple of seconds.

 

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What? I just woke up and I'm drunk already? Kyrrah... smiling?

(So beautiful! *steals*)

I KNOW RIGHT!!!  Inquisitor: now richest person in Thedas!

First run through, I ended with just shy of 1mill gold from Deep Roads junk only.

Just be a little more careful the next time you go throwing your gold for fun, we don't want half of Skyhold to end like last time...

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#45231
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:o

 

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Czech Republic is known for very strong and sometimes toxic versions of Absinthe and that particular brand I have tried getting imported to no avail.

 

That being said - I do believe you and I shall get along just swimmingly   :wacko:

 

 

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#45232
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The Dr pepper I got out of the vending machine tastes funky. :S

#45233
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The Dr pepper I got out of the vending machine tastes funky. :S


It's giving you a party in your mouth! :P
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#45234
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No thats Mentos.  And once combined with the Dr. Pepper you now have a party in your colon.  Which could inevitably explain the current funny taste in your mouth.  

 

Or you could simply step away from the vending machine, ensure that it is a dispensed Dr. Pepper product that touches your lips, mayhaps open said Dr. Pepper product, look around for any signs of Bootsy Collins and/or G Funk, and then take a sip.  Should you still taste the funk then enjoy the Dr. Pepper and life.  Consider yourself a winner!



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It's giving you a party in your mouth! :P

Erm no. This is a bad funky. Like cleaning chemicals.

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Erm no. This is a bad funky. Like cleaning chemicals.

Bootsy Collins and/or G Funk was not known for cleansing products.  Have you licked any linoleum yet?  If so - how sparkling clean were the results?


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Erm no. This is a bad funky. Like cleaning chemicals.


I don't know how to help you there. You could call the number on the bottle, I guess.

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I don't know how to help you there. You could call the number on the bottle, I guess.

We can only know once he licks clean some linoleum.  Should he do so then there are two major issues.

 

I will explain once I have confirmation that he has actually licked linoleum. 



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We can only know once he licks clean some linoleum.  Should he do so then there are two major issues.

 

I will explain once I have confirmation that he has actually licked linoleum. 

 

Lyn! Do as the green... goblin... germ, thing... says! Lick some linoleum!



#45240
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I don't know how to help you there. You could call the number on the bottle, I guess.

I wasn't asking for help I was just stating.

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Lyn! Do as the green... goblin... germ, thing... says! Lick some linoleum!

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We can only know once he licks clean some linoleum. Should he do so then there are two major issues.

I will explain once I have confirmation that he has actually licked linoleum.

Who is he and why are they going to lick linoleum? Is this some game drunk people play?

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#45244
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Who is he and why are they going to lick linoleum? Is this some game drunk people play?

 

It seems another has fallen victim to your avatar.


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The heck am I smoking?


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#45246
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Bootsy Collins and/or G Funk was not known for cleansing products. Have you licked any linoleum yet? If so - how sparkling clean were the results?

I have not licked any linoleum. I'd have to be drunk to be convinced to do that. :P

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The heck am I smoking?

YOU DIDN'T GET INTO MY STASH, DID YOU?

#45248
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This... this is not elfroot... right?  

 

Dienne is a filthy editor and drinks drinks drinks.



#45249
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It seems another has fallen victim to your avatar.

I don't fault anyone for doing so.

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I have not licked any linoleum. I'd have to be drunk to be convinced to do that. :P

Well from that we can ascertain that no abnormally alcoholic amounts were to be derived solely from the Dr. Pepper alone.  The fact that you did not lick any linoleum is an outlier as you, yourself, admitted that "I'd have to be drunk to be convinced to do that."  However I must point out that I did not attempt to convince you so you could still be drunk and thus your tastebuds might be somewhat off.  Regrettably the only way that we can prove whether or not the Dr. Pepper in question tastes "funky", contains alcohol, or that you can actually be convinced to lick linoleum is if you do lick some linoleum.

 

It is either A. B. or C. sir!

 

There is no Dr. Pepper in this equation! 


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