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#45526
Beren Von Ostwick

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You realise right that Sera "isn't" an elf. She'd probably be aiming that bow at you if anything.

 

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Er, I think that mandates either a double or maybe triple drink for me...

 

*drinks and drinks*

ETA:  OH!  Top.  Well, there's an image right ^ so.... yeah.


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#45527
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Does that count as 'top pic' :lol:


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#45528
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*Ehem*
HA! Edited, drink!

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Oh ****. *Drink*

Well, duh. *drink*

 

I'm also holding all these pictures of Staches hostage.



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I feel like I'm being judged by my cat.


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#45530
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I feel like I'm being judged by my cat.

they are good at that. 


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#45531
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Spent the day in the woods. Being elfy. Frolicking and stuff. Found the best camp site yet but judging by the tracks i'd have to share it with a moose cow and her calf. Found a mushroom harvesting knife too. It's mine now.

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#45532
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Spent the day in the woods. Being elfy. Frolicking and stuff. Found the best camp site yet but judging by the tracks i'd have to share it with a moose cow and her calf. Found a mushroom harvesting knife too. It's mine now.

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You are the elfiest one here... No doubt.



#45533
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Whereas I am the most *chokes up* human.


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#45534
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Well, duh. *drink*

 

I'm also holding all these pictures of Staches hostage.

OH no. No no no, you can't do that to me, anything but that  :crying:

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#45535
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It's giving you a party in your mouth! :P

 

:lol:  You just reminded me of a botched (apparently language error by non-native english speaker) heartburn ad.

 

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Well from that we can ascertain that no abnormally alcoholic amounts were to be derived solely from the Dr. Pepper alone.  The fact that you did not lick any linoleum is an outlier as you, yourself, admitted that "I'd have to be drunk to be convinced to do that."  However I must point out that I did not attempt to convince you so you could still be drunk and thus your tastebuds might be somewhat off.  Regrettably the only way that we can prove whether or not the Dr. Pepper in question tastes "funky", contains alcohol, or that you can actually be convinced to lick linoleum is if you do lick some linoleum.

 

It is either A. B. or C. sir!

 

There is no Dr. Pepper in this equation! 

 

:huh:  goodwork.gif  That is probably the greatest thing I have read all month.

 



I'd advise against it. The last one who tried to kiss The Will didn't end up very well.

 

But... wasn't that you, in the cellar, when she was preggers with Dr. Pepper's love child?

 



Big Godamn Heroes.  

 

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*Squees*  You put Cassie in Templar armor!!  :wub:   And... you made her two-handed??  Hmm, interesting.  I never tried that.


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#45536
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:lol:  You just reminded me of a botched (apparently language error by non-native english speaker) heartburn ad.

 

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:huh:  goodwork.gif  That is probably the greatest thing I have read all month.

 


 

But... wasn't that you, in the cellar, when she was preggers with Dr. Pepper's love child?

 


 

*Squees*  You put Cassie in Templar armor!!  :wub:   And... you made her two-handed??  Hmm, interesting.  I never tried that.

Actually the long story about that.  She was an S&B originally in this playthrough but...well I didn't think that S&B was very useful because of its lack of guard generating skills.  So I respecced her into two handed weapons instead, same set up I had for her with Ben.  She is a great tank as a Vanguard/ Two Handed.  She was kicking so much butt.  But then I discovered that she was starting to get her butt kicked for some reason.  Still a bit tanky, but not as tanky.  For some reason, sometimes she was going down quite easily.  So I messed with it, took off 'body guard' on her active talents and the problem sorted itself out.  For the most part.  She was again quite able to kick butt...and then I discovered that S&B has guard generating abilities after all.  Oops.  


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But... wasn't that you, in the cellar, when she was preggers with Dr. Pepper's love child?

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YesIEditedAndIRegretNothing *drink*


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#45538
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And Dorian looks surprisingly dashing in purple.  I hate the color purple you must understand but on him it looks realllllyyyy good.  


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#45539
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that post wasn't like this a minute ago....wait...*sees her quizzies face...giggles*



#45540
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A double catch. Well ****. 

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But... wasn't that you, in the cellar, when she was preggers with Dr. Pepper's love child?

 

No, that was not. And don't you ever think that happened. Fiction. Look it up.


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#45542
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And Dorian looks surprisingly dashing in purple.  I hate the color purple you must understand but on him it looks realllllyyyy good.  

 

Dorian's one good looking bosh'tet.



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Actually the long story about that.  She was an S&B originally in this playthrough but...well I didn't think that S&B was very useful because of its lack of guard generating skills.  

That is all dependent on what guard generating skills you give her in the first place. Sword and Board or Two-handed has little to do with it.



#45544
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That is all dependent on what guard generating skills you give her in the first place. Sword and Board or Two-handed has little to do with it.

Sure.  But you would think S&B would have a lot of guard generating skills, but it only has one.  I just thought S&B was a highly useless skill tree in this game.  Honestly warriors really do not appeal to me.  Really making me reconsider my two warrior playthroughs that I *may* be doing. 



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Actually the long story about that.  She was an S&B originally in this playthrough but...well I didn't think that S&B was very useful because of its lack of guard generating skills.  So I respecced her into two handed weapons instead, same set up I had for her with Ben.  She is a great tank as a Vanguard/ Two Handed.  She was kicking so much butt.  But then I discovered that she was starting to get her butt kicked for some reason.  Still a bit tanky, but not as tanky.  For some reason, sometimes she was going down quite easily.  So I messed with it, took off 'body guard' on her active talents and the problem sorted itself out.  For the most part.  She was again quite able to kick butt...and then I discovered that S&B has guard generating abilities after all.  Oops.  

 

Guard is more a function of the Vanguard abilities.  The big difference between one-handed and two-handed (well besides, duh, the weapon) is that all the one-handed passives give constitution and all the two-handed passives give strength.  So a one-handed is naturally a better tank, and also that explains why Bull is a friggin' glass cannon.

 

ETA:  Her Royness beat me to it.

 

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YesIEditedAndIRegretNothing *drink*

No, that was not. And don't you ever think that happened. Fiction. Look it up.

 

*Beren giggles maniacally*



#45546
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Guard is more a function of the Vanguard abilities.  The big difference between one-handed and two-handed (well besides, duh, the weapon) is that all the one-handed passives give constitution and all the two-handed passives give strength.  So a one-handed is naturally a better tank, and also that explains why Bull is a friggin' glass cannon.

ETA:  Her Royness beat me to it.

 

 

*Beren giggles maniacally*

That thought also occured to me after I did it. :P Something to think about on future playthroughs lol.  But for some reason she really worked as a two handed warrior with Ben, and as a tank.  Had no problems with her at all.  She took on Knight-Captain Dennet all by herself.  



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*Beren giggles maniacally*

Stop it. I already told Donkson off for going on about that. I do not appreciate it. At. All.



#45548
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Stop it. I already told Donkson off for going on about that. I do not appreciate it. At. All.

 

I must have missed you telling off Donk about it (or I've forgotten, which is entirely possible.)  I won't bring it up again.



#45549
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*buys everyone a pint of their favorite beverage*  To friendship.  

 

*chinks glasses together*

 

(Great now I imagine rainbows and unicorns flying out of my ass ) :P


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#45550
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