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#4551
ravenesse
Posté 08 mars 2015 - 10:54

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Mabari style? Erm....no. :whistle:
You mean I still can't romance Harding AFTER patch? FML *drink* better start another thread
Fenris looks more ridiculous because Fenris. 

 

:D Oh really? :devil: Lucky for you I'm out....for the time being.

Gods! Cabot, check the corners, Iron Roy peed everywhere!

And... eh... why is MaryDen still laying around? That's dangerous! People might slip!

 

I don't know about the Harding. I assumed. But another thread can't hurt.

 

Eh, don't mess with 'em wolfy elves! We only got so few... and both are so... I mean. I never liked elves. At all. And then... bamm. Wolves. <3

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#4552
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Posté 08 mars 2015 - 12:01

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Heh, you're like the guy in that green dark part of background! Alone and being a creepy perv. :lol:

 

Well... what can I say?

 

I can't deny what is the truth.

 

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Ahh... pathetic.

 

"Marriage in DA".

 

Really?

 

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#4553
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Posté 08 mars 2015 - 12:02

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Gods! Cabot, check the corners, Iron Roy peed everywhere!

And... eh... why is MaryDen still laying around? That's dangerous! People might slip!

 

I don't know about the Harding. I assumed. But another thread can't hurt.

 

Eh, don't mess with 'em wolfy elves! We only got so few... and both are so... I mean. I never liked elves. At all. And then... bamm. Wolves. <3

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Somebody hasn't put her back together yet?

 

SLACK.

 

She's starting to smell a bit funny...

 

I liked elves prior to meeting Sera. Then, she rubbed off on me... :blink:


#4554
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Posté 08 mars 2015 - 12:14

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Oh, she's awake!

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Yep. Slack. Drunk slack. I started to fix her, but I had so many leftovers that... well... it didn't work. And then I got angry and splattered her again.

 

Hm, the smell.... we still could fry her, might smell better. Besides, it seems it's not only her smell *glances at iron roy*

 

She rubbed off... yeah, I'm sure there was a lot of rubbing involved.


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#4555
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Posté 08 mars 2015 - 12:22

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Oh, she's awake!

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Yep. Slack. Drunk slack. I started to fix her, but I had so many leftovers that... well... it didn't work. And then I got angry and splattered her again.

 

Hm, the smell.... we still could fry her, might smell better. Besides, it seems it's not only her smell *glances at iron roy*

 

She rubbed off... yeah, I'm sure there was a lot of rubbing involved.

 

Been waiting for me, my lady? :lol:

 

Pfft it is the evening down here... I've been awake for ****** ages. I only had three hours sleep thanks to my rum binge.

 

Now now, you know you cannot simply patch her together like an old hag with a sewing needle. You must use the powers of necromancy.. or blood magic.

 

Fry her up?

Mmm. I'm starving now. I have dibs on the breasts!!

I'll just go get some herbs.... ;)

 

LMAO. Well, the beauty about the Sera romance is that it's heavily implied that there's a lot of naughty time involved.

 

Ahh. :wub:


#4556
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Posté 08 mars 2015 - 12:28

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*Roly rolls in smelling slightly of poultices and aloe vera, finds that vegemite Paragon had left out for him and happily munches down*  It's 6:24am, dammit!  *shoots daylight savings time right in the dangle  bags*

 

*rolls over to his corner and slips on something*  *sniff sniff*  Pee?!  Oh, come on!  That's just...well, I guess it is a bar.

 

Cabot. Butterbile 7:84, and don't lollygag about getting it.


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#4557
Orian Tabris
Posté 08 mars 2015 - 12:31

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Ahh... pathetic.

 

"Marriage in DA".

 

Really?

 

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What's wrong with that? Don't you wanna marry Sera? Apparently the Inquisitor can propose to her in romance.

 

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#4558
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Posté 08 mars 2015 - 12:35

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*Roly rolls in smelling slightly of poultices and aloe vera, finds that vegemite Paragon had left out for him and happily munches down*  It's 6:24am, dammit!  *shoots daylight savings time right in the dangle  bags*

 

*rolls over to his corner and slips on something*  *sniff sniff*  Pee?!  Oh, come on!  That's just...well, I guess it is a bar.

 

Cabot. Butterbile 7:84, and don't lollygag about getting it.

 

It could be worse.

 

When I got here I slipped on MaryDen's intestines, went flying and nearly broke my ****** neck.

 

 

What's wrong with that? Don't you wanna marry Sera? Apparently the Inquisitor can propose to her in romance.

 

Spoiler

 

Yes.

 

I proposed to her and got called a loonie. I much prefer the other option.. just telling her "love is the best" and have her call me a honey-tongue... oh man, the things that were running through my brain at that moment. :blink:

 

She had a little discussion with Solas earlier... he asked her what colour the sky was. And she said mostly blue.. other than the green "breachy bits". :wub:

 

Crapballs. 

 

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#4559
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Posté 08 mars 2015 - 12:36

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Nah, only waiting for some entertainment.

I should stop an asteroid from crashing into a green planet, but... I'm not in the mood.

 

Hrhr, see? I told you not to drink too much rum. Leave that to the real alcoholics! And remember to stay away from my rum :P

 

Ugh, necromancy. Ugh, blood magic. That's mean, there must be some kind of method where no magic is involved. I mean... ugh, magic!

 

Eating breasts *think* Nope, not my style. Don't like my meat that fat. Hm... did MaryDen even have breasts?

 

Pft, with that 'imply' logic you could also settle for the Bull. Hm... the Bull... that romance was fun. And jawdropping great. *coughs*

Ehm... yes, Sera. It's weird. First PT and I thought totally about romancing her, but never did. Instead I ended up banging all available men. Damn, BioWare wants to turn me into a heterosexual! Must start outraging thread!

 

Oh... the Volus is back in town. You look... ehm... whole again.

 

Yay, marriage! Actually, you can propose to Iron Bull. Which is hilarious :D


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Posté 08 mars 2015 - 12:39

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Now now, you know you cannot simply patch her together like an old hag with a sewing needle. You must use the powers of necromancy.. or blood magic.

 

Necromancy, you say?   I happen to have a dear friend who practices the craft...  I'll send for her now.

 

Verana Adaar.  Inquisitor.  Necromancer.  Buckles.

 

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*Verana strides in all majestic as feck, winks at Sera, and proceeds over to the goo that is MaryDen*

 

"Shhuuuuuuum.  Shhuuuuuuuuuum.  Wuhwuhwuhwuhwuhwuhwuh."

*Sprinkles some embrium and prophet's laurel on the goo*

"Tktuh-Tktuh-Tktuh-Tktuh-Tktuh-Tktuh-Tktuh-Tktuh-Tktuh-Tktuh"

 

ARISE, MARYDEN!

 

*Swirling smoke surrounds the goo, masking all visual contact.  Moments later, MaryDen steps forth, none the worse for wear and immediately starts strumming her lute*

 

*Verana strides over to Sera and plants a full one right on here lips and whispers, "for the old times, deary", then departs*


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#4561
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Posté 08 mars 2015 - 12:42

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Oh... the Volus is back in town. You look... ehm... whole again.

 

Yeah, that surgeon out there is quite skilled.  Thank the Maker.

 

It could be worse.

 

When I got here I slipped on MaryDen's intestines, went flying and nearly broke my ****** neck.

 

Oh, it was worse, believe me...

 

*peeks out from behind Dame, sniffs air for vegemite... rolls over to spr... ARTGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH...slips on remnents of MaryDen and careens across bar into fireplace* 

*Bull laughs heartily, grabs the ball of flame and mayhems him out into a puddle in the courtyard*

*no movement detected...*

 

MEDIC!  Roly down, repeat, Roly down!


#4562
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Posté 08 mars 2015 - 12:45

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Nah, only waiting for some entertainment.

I should stop an asteroid from crashing into a green planet, but... I'm not in the mood.

 

Hrhr, see? I told you not to drink too much rum. Leave that to the real alcoholics! And remember to stay away from my rum :P

 

Ugh, necromancy. Ugh, blood magic. That's mean, there must be some kind of method where no magic is involved. I mean... ugh, magic!

 

Eating breasts *think* Nope, not my style. Don't like my meat that fat. Hm... did MaryDen even have breasts?

 

Pft, with that 'imply' logic you could also settle for the Bull. Hm... the Bull... that romance was fun. And jawdropping great. *coughs*

Ehm... yes, Sera. It's weird. First PT and I thought totally about romancing her, but never did. Instead I ended up banging all available men. Damn, BioWare wants to turn me into a heterosexual! Must start outraging thread!

 

Oh... the Volus is back in town. You look... ehm... whole again.

 

Yay, marriage! Actually, you can propose to Iron Bull. Which is hilarious :D

 

Are you saying I'm not a real alcoholic?

******.

 

You are. A. ******.

 

I didn't notice if she had breasts, to be honest... I was too busy laughing at her.

 

LOL. Hetero agenda.

 

I've decided that I'm a heterophobe.. I once had a dream that I fucked some hairy middle aged man with a strap on.. in a bath tub. I think he could have been dead.

 

I'm a closet heterosexual. Really.

 

 

Necromancy, you say?   I happen to have a dear friend who practices the craft...  I'll send for her now.

 

 

*Verana strides in all majestic as feck, winks at Sera, and proceeds over to the goo that is MaryDen*

 

"Shhuuuuuuum.  Shhuuuuuuuuuum.  Wuhwuhwuhwuhwuhwuhwuh."

*Sprinkles some embrium and prophet's laurel on the goo*

"Tktuh-Tktuh-Tktuh-Tktuh-Tktuh-Tktuh-Tktuh-Tktuh-Tktuh-Tktuh"

 

ARISE, MARYDEN!

 

*Swirling smoke surrounds the goo, masking all visual contact.  Moments later, MaryDen steps forth, none the worse for wear and immediately starts strumming her lute*

 

*Verana strides over to Sera and plants a full one right on here lips and whispers, "for the old times, deary", then departs*

 

Motherfuckercunthole!!!!!!

 

You're making Badonkadonk Cadash feel inadequate. Every body knows that Sera loves the Qun cause of thicker bone structure + longer limbs = well hung in the lesbian world. ;)

 

Meh. My dwarf is better with her tongue. Take that!!!


#4563
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Posté 08 mars 2015 - 12:50

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:lol:  Let it out, Badonkadonk, let it out!


#4564
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Posté 08 mars 2015 - 12:53

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:lol:  Let it out, Badonkadonk, let it out!

 

Meh. If my baby girl wants to play those games with me I'll just go have a threesome with Harding and Bianca.

 

DWARVEN GLORY!!!!


#4565
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Posté 08 mars 2015 - 12:55

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Necromancy, you say?   I happen to have a dear friend who practices the craft...  I'll send for her now.

 

 

*Verana strides in all majestic as feck, winks at Sera, and proceeds over to the goo that is MaryDen*

 

"Shhuuuuuuum.  Shhuuuuuuuuuum.  Wuhwuhwuhwuhwuhwuhwuh."

*Sprinkles some embrium and prophet's laurel on the goo*

"Tktuh-Tktuh-Tktuh-Tktuh-Tktuh-Tktuh-Tktuh-Tktuh-Tktuh-Tktuh"

 

ARISE, MARYDEN!

 

*Swirling smoke surrounds the goo, masking all visual contact.  Moments later, MaryDen steps forth, none the worse for wear and immediately starts strumming her lute*

 

*Verana strides over to Sera and plants a full one right on here lips and whispers, "for the old times, deary", then departs*

*happily helps with her own small skills*

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Are you saying I'm not a real alcoholic?

******.

 

You are. A. ******.

 

I didn't notice if she had breasts, to be honest... I was too busy laughing at her.

 

LOL. Hetero agenda.

 

I've decided that I'm a heterophobe.. I once had a dream that I fucked some hairy middle aged man with a strap on.. in a bath tub. I think he could have been dead.

 

I'm a closet heterosexual. Really.

 

 

 

Motherfuckercunthole!!!!!!

 

You're making Badonkadonk Cadash feel inadequate. Every body knows that Sera loves the Qun cause of thicker bone structure + longer limbs = well hung in the lesbian world. ;)

 

Meh. My dwarf is better with her tongue. Take that!!!

Yep. Not a real alcoholic, ******!

And yep, I am. A mighty one.

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Muahaha, herterophobe! That's... something *nods* ;)

I'm more of a Oberyn type of person. Just not as overly confident.

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And believe me... it's often annoying.

 

Yay, Volus vs Desire Demon. Death match... gogogo!!

 

Aaand meanwhile Harding and both Bianca.


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Posté 08 mars 2015 - 12:56

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:blink:  You risk an accidental arrow in the face if you and harding get too "trigger happy."  Be careful.  But hey, have fun if that's what you wanna do!

 

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Yay, Volus vs Desire Demon. Death match... gogogo!!

 

I'm ready!  I may be banged and bruised, but I'll give it a go!

 

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Posté 08 mars 2015 - 01:04

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*happily helps with her own small skills*

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Yep. Not a real alcoholic, ******!

And yep, I am. A mighty one.

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Muahaha, herterophobe! That's... something *nods* ;)

I'm more of a Oberyn type of person. Just not as overly confident.

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And believe me... it's often annoying.

 

Yay, Volus vs Desire Demon. Death match... gogogo!!

 

Aaand meanwhile Harding and both Bianca.

 

Grr. You're right... I'm not an alco!!

 

I'm borderline, though. ;)

 

I wish I could just quit my job, drink and take copious amounts of um.. illicit drugs. On some isolated island full of savage women with serious psychological issues.. and live in a below ground bunker so I can play video games.

 

To be honest I couldn't give two tosses what people like to bang. Unless of course, kids are involved. Or animals. If I am ever to meet somebody who fucks those things.. they will die. I don't care if they like dead people or not. Unless they dug up a deceased family member... um. Anyway.

 

Nahhh I'm not gonna fight the Volus!! fBros before hos... I'll just smack Sera around later and have a threesome with Bianca and Harding. Maybe have a crack at Your Trainer while I'm at it. The debt is then paid in full.. and then some. ;)


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#4568
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Posté 08 mars 2015 - 01:06

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:blink:  You risk an accidental arrow in the face if you and harding get too "trigger happy."  Be careful.  But hey, have fun if that's what you wanna do!

 

tali_cheers.jpg

 

 

 

I'm ready!  I may be banged and bruised, but I'll give it a go!

 

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Mate nobody stands a chance with Harding. She just gives you the look and leads you on... so if I'm gonna get trigger happy, I'd better spike her drink with something. And then shove a live nug down her throat or something, so the sex is more realistic. ;)

 

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

 

You really are a ****** woman, aren't you?


#4569
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Posté 08 mars 2015 - 01:08

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OOL btw, bitches. Dunno why.. I thought I stayed away from the place long enough for them to regenerate.


#4570
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Posté 08 mars 2015 - 01:08

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*Roly giggles uncontrollably imagining Badonkadonk not only surviving, but reveling in (Not)Death By Snu-Snu*

 

Yeah, I think I managed two likes this morning before the ban hammer came down on liking.  I think we've broken the system :(


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Posté 08 mars 2015 - 01:09

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*Roly giggles uncontrollably imagining Badonkadonk not only surviving, but reveling in (Not)Death By Snu-Snu*

 

Yeah, I think I managed two likes this morning before the ban hammer came down on liking.  I think we've broken the system :(

 

Wot.

 

The.

 

****.

 

Is a snu-snu? :blink:


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Posté 08 mars 2015 - 01:10

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Oh...

 


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#4573
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Posté 08 mars 2015 - 01:10

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:blink:  You risk an accidental arrow in the face if you and harding get too "trigger happy."  Be careful.  But hey, have fun if that's what you wanna do!

 

tali_cheers.jpg

 

 

 

I'm ready!  I may be banged and bruised, but I'll give it a go!

 

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*jumps around* Yayyayay!

 

Ugh...

 


Nahhh I'm not gonna fight the Volus!! fBros before hos... I'll just smack Sera around later and have a threesome with Bianca and Harding. Maybe have a crack at Your Trainer while I'm at it. The debt is then paid in full.. and then some. ;)

Booooring!

 

 

Grr. You're right... I'm not an alco!!

 

I'm borderline, though. ;)

 

I wish I could just quit my job, drink and take copious amounts of um.. illicit drugs. On some isolated island full of savage women with serious psychological issues.. and live in a below ground bunker so I can play video games.

 

To be honest I couldn't give two tosses what people like to bang. Unless of course, kids are involved. Or animals. If I am ever to meet somebody who fucks those things.. they will die. I don't care if they like dead people or not. Unless they dug up a deceased family member... um. Anyway.

 

 

If you find that island, count me in.

 

More Snu-Snu's!


#4574
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Posté 08 mars 2015 - 01:12

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that play button is in very strategic place.


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#4575
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Posté 08 mars 2015 - 01:13

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Oh...

 

 

LMAO.

 

Now I understand... ;)

 

Hey if I died, it'd be well worth it.


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