that play button is in very strategic place.
Hey Doc!!! 
Drinkquisition! (assuredly nsfw)
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#4576
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Posté 08 mars 2015 - 01:13
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#4577
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Posté 08 mars 2015 - 01:14
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*jumps around* Yayyayay!
Ugh...
Booooring!
If you find that island, count me in.
More Snu-Snu's!
Not boring.
You can watch me bang Bianca, Harding and Your Trainer like a champion.
You can even join in.....
Yeah you'd fit right in on that island. 
#4578
Posté 08 mars 2015 - 01:21
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Not boring.
You can watch me bang Bianca, Harding and Your Trainer like a champion.
You can even join in.....
Yeah you'd fit right in on that island.
Nah, nothing gets me going like a fight. Might end in sex but must start as a fight.
Might be one of the reasons why I love Garrus that much. Even though he just tells about sparring and then ******. Shep wants to go directly to banging, but... hm... hey, that's breaking my immersion! *runs to ME forums*
Not only would I fit in there, I would tower over all your weird women.
And I only join in, if I get a gaming spot in that bunker, too. And - just to clarify - no console, but a sexy high-end rig.
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#4579
Posté 08 mars 2015 - 01:25
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Hey Doc!!!
hi hi!
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#4580
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Posté 08 mars 2015 - 01:31
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Nah, nothing gets me going like a fight. Might end in sex but must start as a fight.
Might be one of the reasons why I love Garrus that much. Even though he just tells about sparring and then ******. Shep wants to go directly to banging, but... hm... hey, that's breaking my immersion! *runs to ME forums*
Not only would I fit in there, I would tower over all your weird women.
And I only join in, if I get a gaming spot in that bunker, too. And - just to clarify - no console, but a sexy high-end rig.
Well if I smack them around, and they smack me around back, would that count as a fight? 
Crap. Harding has to be sober and conscious then... which means... no sexy time with her. That just leaves Bianca and Your Trainer...
*Thinks up replacement*
Oh I know. Mother Giselle!!!! Oooh I could have a lot of fun with her.
Yes, you can have one of those... but I'm having my console. And no dissing, Miss Nazi PC master race.
hi hi!
Hi. You're a clever little minx, aren't you?
You've arrived at a very bad time. I am manic and sleep deprived, and refuse to take tranquilisers. So you'll just have to excuse my behaviour.
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Posté 08 mars 2015 - 01:35
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Oh I know. Mother Giselle!!!! Oooh I could have a lot of fun with her.
Darlin', just go back to Sera. She's good for you.
#4582
Posté 08 mars 2015 - 01:37
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Pushes Harding into bar.
Check for tripwires, and no cavorting with HB until it's clear.
Waits for thumbs up from Harding. Strides up to bar dragging heavy sack. Heaves sack onto bar.
Cabot stick that under the counter, and set me up with a mead.
Guys (raises tankard in greeting) chugs.
Heh heh heh, that sack's full of amulets of power, I've been running round Thedas collecting them all, hehehe!
- lynroy, the Dame et ravenesse aiment ceci
#4583
Posté 08 mars 2015 - 01:39
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Well if I smack them around, and they smack me around back, would that count as a fight?
Crap. Harding has to be sober and conscious then... which means... no sexy time with her. That just leaves Bianca and Your Trainer...
*Thinks up replacement*
Oh I know. Mother Giselle!!!! Oooh I could have a lot of fun with her.
Yes, you can have one of those... but I'm having my console. And no dissing, Miss Nazi PC master race.
And now we're talking.
Ehm... I won't diss... as long as you allow me once in a while to play Dead Red Redemption on your console. *clears throat* Cause ****** Rockstar bitches, who don't like the PC master race.
What can I say... I'm a sucker for mods. ME1 with the texture mod looks a lot better than vanilla ME2 and I'm still aaaawwwing quite a lot
You've arrived at a very bad time. I am manic and sleep deprived, and refuse to take tranquilisers. So you'll just have to excuse my behaviour.
Ugh, people have to excuse your behaviour when you're drunk, when you're overly sober, when you're on tranq, when you're not...
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Posté 08 mars 2015 - 01:39
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Pushes Harding into bar.
Check for tripwires, and no cavorting with HB until it's clear.
Waits for thumbs up from Harding. Strides up to bar dragging heavy sack. Heaves sack onto bar.
Cabot stick that under the counter, and set me up with a mead.
Guys (raises tankard in greeting) chugs.
Heh heh heh, that sack's full of amulets of power, I've been running round Thedas collecting them all, hehehe!
Ahahahahaha! Paragon, that's the best damned prank yet. You've caused a lot of whiney angst out there. Love it!
- Paragonslustre aime ceci
#4585
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Posté 08 mars 2015 - 01:40
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Oh. And I never left her.
Badonkadruil forever!! 
I'm just playing deranged mind games, that's all. It happens in any healthy relationship.
- the Dame aime ceci
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Posté 08 mars 2015 - 01:41
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Pushes Harding into bar.
Check for tripwires, and no cavorting with HB until it's clear.
Waits for thumbs up from Harding. Strides up to bar dragging heavy sack. Heaves sack onto bar.
Cabot stick that under the counter, and set me up with a mead.
Guys (raises tankard in greeting) chugs.
Heh heh heh, that sack's full of amulets of power, I've been running round Thedas collecting them all, hehehe!
You're the exploit-destroyer?
- Paragonslustre aime ceci
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Posté 08 mars 2015 - 01:44
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Pushes Harding into bar.
Check for tripwires, and no cavorting with HB until it's clear.
Waits for thumbs up from Harding. Strides up to bar dragging heavy sack. Heaves sack onto bar.
Cabot stick that under the counter, and set me up with a mead.
Guys (raises tankard in greeting) chugs.
Heh heh heh, that sack's full of amulets of power, I've been running round Thedas collecting them all, hehehe!
So that's where they all went.
You'd better set the whingers' minds at ease... they're freaking the **** out.
And now we're talking.
Ehm... I won't diss... as long as you allow me once in a while to play Dead Red Redemption on your console. *clears throat* Cause ****** Rockstar bitches, who don't like the PC master race.
What can I say... I'm a sucker for mods. ME1 with the texture mod looks a lot better than vanilla ME2 and I'm still aaaawwwing quite a lot
Ugh, people have to excuse your behaviour when you're drunk, when you're overly sober, when you're on tranq, when you're not...
Of course you can!!!
And I wouldn't be bitchin, cause The Witcher, at some point, was too good for consoles. 
I had to play the ****** thing on a busted arse laptop!!
It eventually made its way to console with number 2.. but the wrong damn console. **** you Microsoft.
So now I'm gonna play TW3 with no previous saves. How immersion breaking.
Excuse my behaviour because I'm just so ****** awesome.
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Posté 08 mars 2015 - 01:45
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Ahahahahaha! Paragon, that's the best damned prank yet. You've caused a lot of whiney angst out there. Love it!
Totally worth it
- lynroy et ravenesse aiment ceci
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Posté 08 mars 2015 - 01:51
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^ Mmmm.
20/10 would bang.
So anyway.. since all of those patches and ****, there seems to be more blood on DA:I.
DID THEY LISTEN?
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Posté 08 mars 2015 - 01:51
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Hey, MaryDen's back. Isn't that just f*ucking great.
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Posté 08 mars 2015 - 01:53
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On the plus side, you can kill her over and over and over. Quite the stress-release valve!
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#4592
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Posté 08 mars 2015 - 01:53
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HOLY CRAP.
I GOT LIKES BACK.
(I am disgusted with how happy I am.)
Hey, MaryDen's back. Isn't that just f*ucking great.
I reckon.
If she writes another song about Sera... she'll start resembling smashed crabs again...
- Paragonslustre aime ceci
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Posté 08 mars 2015 - 01:54
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Of course you can!!!
And I wouldn't be bitchin, cause The Witcher, at some point, was too good for consoles.
It eventually made its way to console with number 2.. but the wrong damn console. **** you Microsoft.
So now I'm gonna play TW3 with no previous saves. How immersion breaking.
Excuse my behaviour because I'm just so ****** awesome.
-snip-
Hooray!
Mah, the Witcher. Never finished it. Got stuck and got bored in that dwarven city in part 2. So I won't even try for W3, even though... maaaaah, Charles Dance, dammit!
Okay deal, you play W3 on my bad-ass-babe and I get to finally play RDR.
And Microsoft always is a ******. With everything they do. *mumbles* Tomb Raider... Crystal Dynamics... Microsoft...
Jup, ****** awesome sounds better 
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On the plus side, you can kill her over and over and over. Quite the stress-release valve!
I don't do it for stress release.
I do it for fun.
If I want stress release, I just make Sera go down on me.
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Posté 08 mars 2015 - 02:02
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Hooray!
Mah, the Witcher. Never finished it. Got stuck and got bored in that dwarven city in part 2. So I won't even try for W3, even though... maaaaah, Charles Dance, dammit!
Okay deal, you play W3 on my bad-ass-babe and I get to finally play RDR.
And Microsoft always is a ******. With everything they do. *mumbles* Tomb Raider... Crystal Dynamics... Microsoft...
Jup, ****** awesome sounds better
I don't need your bad arse babe... it's getting released on PS4.
Wait.
I could've sworn RDR was available on the PC?
Could be wrong though.
*Goes to google it, probably going to make an idiot of herself*
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Posté 08 mars 2015 - 02:02
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AHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Yep. Idiot it is.
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Posté 08 mars 2015 - 02:10
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Disappearing for a bit. Hopefully I'll have some likes to spread around you glorious bastards when I come back. In the meantime, remember to...
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Posté 08 mars 2015 - 02:16
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AHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Yep. Idiot it is.
Believe me, I would have known. I suspected they'd never release anything again for PC after they screwed up GTA4 big time.
But at least I was wrong. We'll get GTA5... two years after release. *not complaining!*
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Posté 08 mars 2015 - 02:20
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Disappearing for a bit. Hopefully I'll have some likes to spread around you glorious bastards when I come back. In the meantime, remember to...
Raises tankard. Later Boss, I hope to be suitably loaded when you return.
- lynroy et ravenesse aiment ceci
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Posté 08 mars 2015 - 02:35
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Disappearing for a bit. Hopefully I'll have some likes to spread around you glorious bastards when I come back. In the meantime, remember to...
Later mate.
I'll be disappearing myself, very soon...
Believe me, I would have known. I suspected they'd never release anything again for PC after they screwed up GTA4 big time.
But at least I was wrong. We'll get GTA5... two years after release. *not complaining!*
Oh I'm sorry. I shouldn't be laughing.
CONSOLE MASTER RACE.
Yeah.. you bitches have mods but.. we get the best games.
Although, that is debatable... you PC gamers get Divinity:Original Sin, for instance. It looks rather interesting but is only available for the ****** PC. I could always purchase it for my PC but I'm not game enough. I bought TW2 for $3 last month and the ****** thing wouldn't run!! How old is it, FFS?
And my computer is pretty new, fyi. I fart-arsed around with the graphics and ****.. still wouldn't play. I was pissed. So I'm not game enough...
Raises tankard. Later Boss, I hope to be suitably loaded when you return.
Suitably loaded.
*Giggles like a schoolgirl on crack*
Did you join Fairbanks and Michel in the bush?
Hey, *joke alert* what do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Full.
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