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[the Dame]

Paragon.

 

 

^^ Ramsey approves!

 

 

Hi, guys!

Cabot, mead!

[ravenesse]

Later mate.

 

I'll be disappearing myself, very soon...

 

 

 

 

Oh I'm sorry. I shouldn't be laughing.

 

CONSOLE MASTER RACE.

 

Yeah.. you bitches have mods but.. we get the best games.

 

Although, that is debatable... you PC gamers get Divinity:Original Sin, for instance. It looks rather interesting but is only available for the ****** PC. I could always purchase it for my PC but I'm not game enough. I bought TW2 for $3 last month and the ****** thing wouldn't run!! How old is it, FFS?

 

And my computer is pretty new, fyi. I fart-arsed around with the graphics and ****.. still wouldn't play. I was pissed. So I'm not game enough...

 

 

 

Suitably loaded.

 

*Giggles like a schoolgirl on crack*

 

Did you join Fairbanks and Michel in the bush?

 

Hey, *joke alert* what do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?

Full.

Pft, **** you, master race.

 

Hrhr, yeah. I ****** got Divinity... and I played it for 2 straight hours until I declared it boring. Waiting for Pillars of Eternity now

 

Hm... I remember I had some issues with Witcher 2 too. Do you have the launcher problem? Witcher symbol on screen for hours, if you let it?

 

Well, my PC was so old, that every new game told me, that I'm below the requirements. Didn't mean ****, everything worked (even TW2 with some... enhancements ) But then came Arkham City. Paid the full price on release (yeah, I'm an fangirl idiot), window popped up blabla requirements blabla might cause some performance problems... blabla... and then nothing. Wouldn't even start.

Checked the net, nothing helped. That's when I decided I need something new.

Was glad cause I worked at a hardware wholesaler at that time. Great times. Damn.

 

Great... with those deals you kind of made me buy Dead Space 2 and 3. Thank you very much

[ravenesse]

^^ Ramsey approves!

 

 

Hi, guys!

Cabot, mead!

GD is in the house!

And she enters with Ramsay!

Daddy approves!

[Paragonslustre]

Later mate.

 

I'll be disappearing myself, very soon...

 

 

 

 

Oh I'm sorry. I shouldn't be laughing.

 

CONSOLE MASTER RACE.

 

Yeah.. you bitches have mods but.. we get the best games.

 

Although, that is debatable... you PC gamers get Divinity:Original Sin, for instance. It looks rather interesting but is only available for the ****** PC. I could always purchase it for my PC but I'm not game enough. I bought TW2 for $3 last month and the ****** thing wouldn't run!! How old is it, FFS?

 

And my computer is pretty new, fyi. I fart-arsed around with the graphics and ****.. still wouldn't play. I was pissed. So I'm not game enough...

 

 

 

Suitably loaded.

 

*Giggles like a schoolgirl on crack*

 

Did you join Fairbanks and Michel in the bush?

 

Hey, *joke alert* what do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?

Full.

 

Yes (talks loudly so all can hear) I did spend all night with the both of them, and I can provide them as witnesses to vouch for my whereabouts. (Whispers to HB).  No that was my cover story for my amuletofpowerthon.

[the Dame]

GD is in the house!

And she enters with Ramsay!

Daddy approves!

 

Hi Dame.

 

Ramsey is my bro!!

 

I'm glad he approves.

 

[Paragonslustre]

Bullshit.

 

I see what you're doing there. You can't bullshit a bullshitter.

 

You stole all the amulets to play some kinky butt games, didn't you?

 

No, I thought the BSN was a bit slow and we needed some mead fuel.  Chugs.  Canon/default/canon/default.  Chug chug.  Hey Dame!  Raises tankard.  Here, (lobs a power amulet), there's plenty more where that came from, hehe.

[ravenesse]

Hi Dame.

 

Ramsey is my bro!!

 

I'm glad he approves.

 

 

 

Oh so it sucks?

 

I heard many great stories... although, reading up on it on the net, DoS seems a bit silly.

 

I mean, DA is silly.. to the point where when I first played Origins I thought it was just pulling the ****** out of fantasy RPGs. But DOS seems even more so.

 

I could start TW2 well enough... but it was slow and choppy as ****.. didn't matter how many times I played around with the setting, tried all of this diff ****... still the same. Graphics were all weird too like I'd just taken a tonne of mushies. I was spewing. I briefly considered buying an XBOX 360 just to play it.. without an issue.

Yeah... no.

 

Aaaaw, poor little HB *pads head*

 

 

 

 

Uuuh, party!

[Paragonslustre]

 

*Fucks off back to fade, cause you bitches are all boring*

 

Aaaargh!!  Sweet Jesus kill it!

[lynroy]

Gods! Cabot, check the corners, Iron Roy peed everywhere!

And... eh... why is MaryDen still laying around? That's dangerous! People might slip!

 

I don't know about the Harding. I assumed. But another thread can't hurt.

 

Eh, don't mess with 'em wolfy elves! We only got so few... and both are so... I mean. I never liked elves. At all. And then... bamm. Wolves.

*snip*

I'd mess with Fenris simply because I can't stand the guy. Every time he would talk I shout, "Shut up, Fenris!" at my screen. I've always liked elves but Fenris seems to be the exception. *drink*

 

Pushes Harding into bar.

Check for tripwires, and no cavorting with HB until it's clear.  

Waits for thumbs up from Harding.  Strides up to bar dragging heavy sack.  Heaves sack onto bar.

Cabot stick that under the counter, and set me up with a mead.

Guys (raises tankard in greeting) chugs.

Heh heh heh, that sack's full of amulets of power, I've been running round Thedas collecting them all, hehehe!

 

Good one! Have a drink on me.

[the Dame]

No, I thought the BSN was a bit slow and we needed some mead fuel.  Chugs.  Canon/default/canon/default.  Chug chug.  Hey Dame!  Raises tankard.  Here, (lobs a power amulet), there's plenty more where that came from, hehe.

 

*catches the amulet*

Oh, shiny! Thanks, Paragon! 

Your epic prank deserves a round of complimentary drinks! 

Cabot, mead for the Paragon of the Pranks!

[Paragonslustre]

 

*catches the amulet*

Oh, shiny! Thanks, Paragon! 

Your epic prank deserves a round of complimentary drinks! 

Cabot, mead for the Paragon of the Pranks!

 

 

Yay!  And free amulets of power with drinks!

 

[the Dame]

 

*Fucks off back to fade, cause you bitches are all boring*

 

 

 

Yay!  And free amulets of power with drinks!

 

 

 

ETA: guess what? I'm OOL... 

Modifié par dame Tasmit, 08 mars 2015 - 03:29 .

[Paragonslustre]

I'd mess with Fenris simply because I can't stand the guy. Every time he would talk I shout, "Shut up, Fenris!" at my screen. I've always liked elves but Fenris seems to be the exception. *drink*

 

Good one! Have a drink on me.

 

Cheers!  Catch (tosses amulet of power) At this rate I'm gonna get s*hit-faced pretty quickly. 

[lynroy]

Cheers!  Catch (tosses amulet of power) At this rate I'm gonna get s*hit-faced pretty quickly. 

Cheers, mate! I'd say that's a good thing!

[Paragonslustre]

Cheers, mate! I'd say that's a good thing!

 

[lynroy]

*drink*

[ravenesse]

I'd mess with Fenris simply because I can't stand the guy. Every time he would talk I shout, "Shut up, Fenris!" at my screen. I've always liked elves but Fenris seems to be the exception. *drink*

I do not understand this. People

 

 

*drink*

But this... I understand.

 

Oh, and of course: *drinks!*

[lynroy]

I do not understand this. People

 

 

But this... I understand.

 

Oh, and of course: *drinks!*

We can share our love for the other wolfy elf and Garrus. Garrus, best space boyfriend ever. *drink*

[ravenesse]

We can share our love for the other wolfy elf and Garrus. Garrus, best space boyfriend ever. *drink*

I drink to that!

Hm... do you know a better in-game boyfriend than Garrus? Or can we drink to that, too?

[lynroy]

I drink to that!

Hm... do you know a better in-game boyfriend than Garrus? Or can we drink to that, too?

*thinking* Nope! Garrus is the best. So we drink to that too!

[ravenesse]

*thinking* Nope! Garrus is the best. So we drink to that too!

Hrhr, cheers!

And what makes him even more perfect for us: He'll meet us at the bar and he's paying!