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[Lynroy: Final Edition]

*collapses in a heap right where she was drinking*

 

Ugh, top? I'm lazy. What have I got in my imgur collection...

 

*collapses again*

[the Dame]

Doing okay, Dame. Thanks for asking!

Shall I grab us some cocktails?

 

Dazzle, you are awesome, just remember it.

And cocktail sounds good, thank you   

 

Totally unbearable....don't know if I'll--

*cough* what were we talking about? Cheese?

 

I'm afraid to go to sleep. I fear you might disappear if I do.

 

Night, Lyn.

 

While I do so enjoy sipping on my lyrium, it was actually a news story yesterday that  Her Royness posted that made me think of you and cheese wheels.

 

ROFLMAO Cheese outlaws! http://news.yahoo.co...-004308782.html

Main article under spoiler if link doesn't work for your region.

Spoiler

Moscow (AFP) - Russian police said Tuesday they had detained an "international criminal gang" that produced contraband cheese worth some $30 million using banned Western ingredients.

 

Russian officials are currently waging war against produce from the West prohibited under a year-old embargo introduced in retaliation for sanctions on Moscow over Ukraine.

Authorities earlier this month started bulldozing piles of cheese, peaches and even frozen geese after President Vladimir Putin ordered the destruction of food smuggled in illegally.

Now police in the Moscow region say they have arrested six people for producing cheese worth some $30 million using 470 kilogrammes (1,000 pounds) of banned Western rennet, a substance containing enzymes used for cheese production.

Authorities "foiled the activities of an organised international criminal gang in the Moscow region whose members have for a long time been engaged in smuggling sanctioned products from abroad," police spokeswoman Yelena Alekseeva said in a statement.

Police claim the cheese, which was sold under counterfeit labels, had made its way into grocery stores in St. Petersburg, as well as in the Moscow and Leningrad regions.

The suspects could face fraud charges that carry a possible sentence of up to 10 years in prison, police said.

Russian government bodies have warned citizens against consuming embargoed Western products, which they claim can be harmful.

The destruction of Western food has prompted criticism from politicians and activists and a rare outcry from ordinary Russians, who say the produce could feed the country's poorest.

But that has not put off officials and Russia's general prosecutor on Tuesday launched a hotline for citizens to report illicit Western cheeses and pates to the authorities.

"Unscrupulous suppliers are importing these products without quality compliance checks or compliance with transportation and storage conditions, which can make them dangerous to citizens' health," prosecutors said in a statement.

Small amounts of Western food brought into the country for private consumption are still permitted.

I want to be a cheese smuggler!

 

 

[disgusted noise]

 

Freaky awesome that you appear the very next day!

 

Just my luck. 

No comments, it spoils my mood.

My headcanon is that I was summoned by pleads and cries for return    

 

"The Dame walked in. She was all legs. Dozens of them. She was a centipede." /noir

Welcome back!

 

 

That was... unexpected, but strangely enough I liked "all legs" part.

[LightningPoodle]

Just my luck. 

No comments, it spoils my mood.

My headcanon is that I was summoned by pleads and cries for return    

 

There was some crying and pleading. Alright, maybe I was the one crying and pleading behind my screen, but I'm sure others were doing it as well! I'm sure of it! 

[Beren Von Ostwick]

My headcanon is that I was summoned by pleads and cries for return   

 

*Beren gets a contemplative look in his eyes.  He knows what needs to be done.  Before anyone can stop him, he uncorks a large phial of lyrium and guzzles the whole bloody thing in one go.  As the power surges through his body, he concentrates really, really, like REALLY SUPER DUPER hard.  Suddenly... POOF*

 

 

Little trick I learned from my buddy Drevis over in Tamriel.  It won't last long, though, maybe an hour, so take advantage of it while you can!  ROLY BALL!  KICK THE  VOLUS!

[LightningPoodle]

ROLY BALL!!!

 

[the Dame]

There was some crying and pleading. Alright, maybe I was the one crying and pleading behind my screen, but I'm sure others were doing it as well! I'm sure of it! 

 

 

I believe you.

 

*Beren gets a contemplative look in his eyes.  He knows what needs to be done.  Before anyone can stop him, he uncorks a large phial of lyrium and guzzles the whole bloody thing in one go.  As the power surges through his body, he concentrates really, really, like REALLY SUPER DUPER hard.  Suddenly... POOF*

 

snip pretty

 

Little trick I learned from my buddy Drevis over in Tamriel.  It won't last long, though, maybe an hour, so take advantage of it while you can!  ROLY BALL!  KICK THE  VOLUS!

 

....nooooooo!

Why now?

 

ROLY BALL!!!

 

 

I'm dead tireb, but I'll try my best...

I used to be good at rolyball.

 

OK. Here goes my best ki..

 

*awkward silence*

*stands up and hurry for the door*

 

I.. have... urgent business.. yes, I have an.. important appointment!

 

Good night, DrinkQuisition!

[LightningPoodle]

 

-snip-

 

I believe you.

 

 

....nooooooo!

Why now?

 

 

I'm dead tireb, but I'll try my best...

I used to be good at rolyball.

 

OK. Here goes my best ki..

 

*awkward silence*

*stands up and hurry for the door*

I.. have... urgent business.. yes, I have an.. important appointment!

 

Good night, DrinkQuisition!

 

 

O, sweet Dame. You tried your best. 

 

Maybe Beren has another Potion of Transmogrification (Fable 2 reference) lying around? 

 

Goodnight, Dame. 

[Paragonslustre]

@Dame.  Typical I missed you!

 

 

Don't stay away 

[LightningPoodle]

@Dame.  Typical I missed you!

 

 

Don't stay away 

 

It will be alright, Lusty. *gives you a comforting pat on the back of the shoulder* She'll come back. She has to! You'll see. She wouldn't go without saying goodbye... again... right?

[Tragedienne of Heavens]

ROLY BAAAAAAAAAALL! I want to play too!

 

Uh... never mind 

[Matriarch]

I did not go THAT far into reading tho ^^"

 

I'll go back to drinking and playing until I feel like it's my business again.

 

 

Although I will leave a bit of Galan here.

 

 

A classic.

 

*passes out*

[LightningPoodle]

ROLY BAAAAAAAAAALL! I want to play too!

 

Uh... never mind 

 

*chases after the ball*

 

I've got him. I've got him!

 

...

 

[Beren Von Ostwick]

I'm dead tireb, but I'll try my best...

I used to be good at rolyball.

 

OK. Here goes my best ki..

 

*awkward silence*

*stands up and hurry for the door*

I.. have... urgent business.. yes, I have an.. important appointment!

 

Good night, DrinkQuisition!

 

 

  You did just fine, Sweet Dame, just fine.  Be well, come back soon!

 

@Dame.  Typical I missed you!

 

 

Don't stay away 

 

Inorite.  *sniffles*  Also, love that avatar you're rocking!

 

ROLY BAAAAAAAAAALL! I want to play too!

 

Uh... never mind 

 

AHAHAHA!  That's Dame's signature move, known as the Scout Harding.  She ended up in traction because of that, but it had the side benefit of leading to the DQ calender.

 

*chases after the ball*

 

I've got him. I've got him!

 

...

 

 

Oof!  MEDIC!  Roly down, Roly down!  (Gods, haven't heard that in awhile...)

[Tragedienne of Heavens]

AHAHAHA!  That's Dame's signature move, known as the Scout Harding.  She ended up in traction because of that, but it had the side benefit of leading to the DQ calender.

 

Oof!  MEDIC!  Roly down, Roly down!  (Gods, haven't heard that in awhile...)

Actually that's the way I play ball sports.

 

[Rel Fexive]

 

That was... unexpected, but strangely enough I liked "all legs" part.

 

 

I tried finding an amusing "dame" noir narration and that one tickled my fancy!

[Ashaantha]

*sneaks in and leaves this on a table before sneaking back out the door*

 

[Matriarch]

*sneaks in and leaves this on a table before sneaking back out the door*

 

 

How can I resist NOT coming back here...

[ravenesse]

I just miss you guys... but time is such a ******.

*taking the ball*

[Ashaantha]

[Paragonslustre]

I just miss you guys... but time is such a ******.
*taking the ball*

*Paragon flies through the door knocking over tables and chairs and avoiding cunning traps*

RAVEN BABY!!!! (smothers in hugs and kisses) Lucky me, I just popped back in. It's so good to hear from you! Don't be a stranger, I can't stop but man I'm glad you dropped by! Hopefully you'll bring Donk out of hiding too G'night sweetie

[Rel Fexive]

New and old, all are welcome.

 

 

....just cos I can.

[Ashaantha]

That Qunari is bad-ass awesometastic though!

[Ashaantha]

So, lots of writers moving to the new IP means no more DLC after the one they're currently making then? Makes sense sure but far too soon for me

[Matriarch]

So, lots of writers moving to the new IP means no more DLC after the one they're currently making then? Makes sense sure but far too soon for me

 

Is that even true? 

 

If it is, then this one they're doing right now is where you confront Solas and get a gist of what's coming on the next game...

[Beren Von Ostwick]

I just miss you guys... but time is such a ******.

*taking the ball*

 

*Beren auto-body-morphs back into Beren from the roly and spies Rivaini*

 

IN-FRAKKING-COMING!!!!!  don't move....

 

 

*Beren gets a little misty eyed*  I don't know who to thank, but Rivaini and Dame back in one day?  Bliss.