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#4676
lynroy

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Lmao ducklips.....

I can imagine what you'd like to do with those duck lips....
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#4677
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Which ones?
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#4678
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:lol:  Oh, it simply wouldn't be the DrinkQuisition without you guys!


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#4679
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I reckon. We're just so ****** good. Man this sucks using a phone, great way to slack off at work though.

Later buddies.

#4680
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Well, Elu Thingol Lavellan (just Thingol from now on) made the trek from Haven to Skyhold tonight. I shared his experience over in the meme thread, but wanted to share it with you guys as well.


Then the game crashed after duck lips sang. Bizarro as I very rarely get crashes, and usually only when entering the war room if it does happen. Anyhoo, finally made it to Skyhold, became Inky, and is now drunk out of his chrome dome.

Dude, you need to learn how to elf. *drink*

#4681
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I reckon. We're just so ****** good. Man this sucks using a phone, great way to slack off at work though.

Later buddies.

That's what I do. Gotta make sure the boss doesn't catch me on my phone or drinking. :ph34r:

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Dude, you need to learn how to elf. *drink*

Eh... how do you elf exactly?

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^^ 

elf-gif.gif :whistle:


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#4684
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*enters bar in tuxedo*

 

I just came back from my perfectly well-behaved trip around the forums. Everything nice and dandy. All discussions going appropriately as people expect them to. No evildoers spreading the poison of humor. Sanity is a state of mind worth aspiring. I love this.

 

Please, my Ser Cabot, bring me some fresh spring water and hit me over the head with a chair and set me on fire while your at it please, dear chum!

 

A-hahahaha! *dead inside smile, blankly staring at wall*


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#4685
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^^
elf-gif.gif :whistle:

Volus been elfed! :lol:
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#4686
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Eh... how do you elf exactly?

Well....
I got nothing. Need more mead.

#4687
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Why is it that you cannot google image search DA characters without the first bunch being disgusting, ungraceful, yet disconnectedly well-drawn nude arts of them?



#4688
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Why is it that you cannot google image search DA characters without the first bunch being disgusting, ungraceful, yet disconnectedly well-drawn nude arts of them?

Because priorities. Porn trumps all

 

(and you have your porn blocker off, busted!)



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I'm reluctant to answer, when it comes to bans, all bets seem to be off.

 

Not that I have anything planned regarding the change of moderation. Unrelated to that, hey, does anyone feel like collecting several units of Sela Petrae for me?



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Dude, you need to learn how to elf. *drink*

Eh... how do you elf exactly?

^^ 

elf-gif.gif :whistle:

Volus been elfed! :lol:

 

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Please, my Ser Cabot, bring me some fresh spring water and hit me over the head with a chair and set me on fire while your at it please, dear chum!

 

*Cabot whistles to his assistant*  Sanga!  We got someone asking for the surprise option! ;)



#4691
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I'm reluctant to answer, when it comes to bans, all bets seem to be off.

 

 

 

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#4692
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I'm reluctant to answer, when it comes to bans, all bets seem to be off.

Not that I have anything planned regarding the change of moderation. Unrelated to that, hey, does anyone feel like collecting several units of Sela Petrae for me?

Ooo count me in!

#4693
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Ugh.

Wakes up in the bushes of Skyhold garden in small clothes.  Squints at writing on lower abdomen.  

What? Michel était ici.  

Huh?

Peers out from bushes.

Psst, kid.  Yeah you, c'mere 

Kieran suspiciously wanders closer.

 Here flings gold at Kieran.  

Run to the Herald's Rest and get me a jumbo breakfast roll and a cappucino.  Don't tell anyone I'm here, Oh and you can keep the change.  Keiran runs off.

Maker's breath, I've gotta lay off the sauce.  Starts climbing tree to retrieve armour.  Knickers snag on a twig revealing writing across butt cheeks.

Propriété d'Orlais


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#4694
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Ugh.

Wakes up in the bushes of Skyhold garden in small clothes.  Squints at writing on lower abdomen.

What? Michel était ici.  

Huh?

Peers out from bushes.

Psst, kid.  Yeah you, c'mere 

Kieran suspiciously wanders closer.

 Here flings gold at Kieran.  

Run to the Herald's Rest and get me a jumbo breakfast roll and a cappucino.  Don't tell anyone I'm here, Oh and you can keep the change.  Keiran runs off.

Maker's breath, I've gotta lay off the sauce.  Starts climbing tree to retrieve armour.  Knickers snag on a twig revealing writing across butt cheeks.

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I guess chevalry isn't dead after all. Honi soit qui mal y pense, n'est pas?

 

Guys, this makes me wanna turn my moustache into something... grander:

 

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Ugh.

Wakes up in the bushes of Skyhold garden in small clothes.  Squints at writing on lower abdomen.

What? Michel était ici.  

Huh?

Peers out from bushes.

Psst, kid.  Yeah you, c'mere 

Kieran suspiciously wanders closer.

 Here flings gold at Kieran.  

Run to the Herald's Rest and get me a jumbo breakfast roll and a cappucino.  Don't tell anyone I'm here, Oh and you can keep the change.  Keiran runs off.

Maker's breath, I've gotta lay off the sauce.  Starts climbing tree to retrieve armour.  Knickers snag on a twig revealing writing across butt cheeks.

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Paragon's butt cheeks!

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My eyes!

Cabot, something very strong, please!



#4696
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Strolls into Bar whistling, merrily.

Woah, Dame - slow down or you'll be rat-arsed in no time!  Cabot, did you see a snotty nosed urchin in here brandishing gold around.  Little fecker was supposed to get me my breakfast?

 

I'm OOL already  :crying:


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#4697
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Okay, seriously, WHAT IS UP with the Keep. I just started to use whatever this is supposed to be, and have no idea what the hell is going on.

 

It keeps track of all the discarded test tube character copies, and randomly inserts default stuff. I have no idea what my world state *clears throat* what "Copy of Copy of Current Playthrough Default World State" does to my game. For some reason, it imported a random discarded ancient DAO character, my correct Hawke and a random default Inquisitor who has achieved nothing. Is there a way to delete all data and just import single saves from each games?

 

Twenty years of wacky menu design coming together.



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Then the game crashed after duck lips sang.  Bizarro as I very rarely get crashes, and usually only when entering the war room if it does happen.  Anyhoo, finally made it to Skyhold, became Inky, and is now drunk out of his chrome dome.

 

 

Just got there myself, mate. And no crashes, cause... console master race. ;)

 

Dropped by to see my soon-to-be-babygirl, and got called smushy. :wub:

 

Oh and thanks to the latest patches, I came across this around the beginning of the PT, when I got to the Hinterlands:

 

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Nice headjob, BioWare. ;)



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Ugh.

Wakes up in the bushes of Skyhold garden in small clothes.  Squints at writing on lower abdomen.

What? Michel était ici.  

Huh?

Peers out from bushes.

Psst, kid.  Yeah you, c'mere 

Kieran suspiciously wanders closer.

 Here flings gold at Kieran.  

Run to the Herald's Rest and get me a jumbo breakfast roll and a cappucino.  Don't tell anyone I'm here, Oh and you can keep the change.  Keiran runs off.

Maker's breath, I've gotta lay off the sauce.  Starts climbing tree to retrieve armour.  Knickers snag on a twig revealing writing across butt cheeks.

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#4700
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Ugh.

Wakes up in the bushes of Skyhold garden in small clothes.  Squints at writing on lower abdomen.

What? Michel était ici.  

Huh?

Peers out from bushes.

Psst, kid.  Yeah you, c'mere 

Kieran suspiciously wanders closer.

 Here flings gold at Kieran.  

Run to the Herald's Rest and get me a jumbo breakfast roll and a cappucino.  Don't tell anyone I'm here, Oh and you can keep the change.  Keiran runs off.

Maker's breath, I've gotta lay off the sauce.  Starts climbing tree to retrieve armour.  Knickers snag on a twig revealing writing across butt cheeks.

Propriété d'Orlais

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Looks like I wasn't the only one that---Never mind.

 

Okay, seriously, WHAT IS UP with the Keep. I just started to use whatever this is supposed to be, and have no idea what the hell is going on.

 

It keeps track of all the discarded test tube character copies, and randomly inserts default stuff. I have no idea what my world state *clears throat* what "Copy of Copy of Current Playthrough Default World State" does to my game. For some reason, it imported a random discarded ancient DAO character, my correct Hawke and a random default Inquisitor who has achieved nothing. Is there a way to delete all data and just import single saves from each games?

 

Twenty years of wacky menu design coming together.

When you find out, let me know.  I'm still trying to get my world states straightened out. My Inquisition states didn't sync too well. :/


Cabot, mead. And something to keep me awake.