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I will... if you drink them all now and survive.

 

ToP: What are you waiting for, mate? Start chugging!

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*Beren spontaneously creates new headcanon for real life Miss T*

 

So now I think you're Jamie Lee Curtis from Forever Young and you're helping save this guy's life and he wakes up while his chest is cracked open and looks at you holding his heart and says, "You're holding my heart" and you reply, "Yes, I am." :)  Oh, and he lives.


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I will... if you drink them all now and survive.

 

Bahahaha!  Now you sound like my drill instructors.  They reveled in  crap like that.  One guy got a care package with enough cookies for the whole platoon and they made him eat all of them himself.  Another time a guy got a single piece of beef jerky, and they made him tear it into 84 microscopic slivers to share with everyone.  Sadistic bastards.  :lol:

 

*Beren drinks to Senior Drill Instructor Gunnery Sergeant Miss T*

 

^ (headcanon still medical.  This just cosplay Miss T)


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I will... if you drink them all now and survive.

 

*Looking for ToP pic*

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You mean, right now? *gulp* Well alright then... *opens up the first keg*


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*Beren spontaneously creates new headcanon for real life Miss T*

 

So now I think you're Jamie Lee Curtis from Forever Young and you're helping save this guy's life and he wakes up while his chest is cracked open and looks at you holding his heart and says, "You're holding my heart" and you reply, "Yes, I am." :)  Oh, and he lives.

Bahahaha!  Now you sound like my drill instructors.  They reveled in  crap like that.  One guy got a care package with enough cookies for the whole platoon and they made him eat all of them himself.  Another time a guy got a single piece of beef jerky, and they made him tear it into 84 microscopic slivers to share with everyone.  Sadistic bastards.  :lol:

 

*Beren drinks to Senior Drill Instructor Gunnery Sergeant Miss T*

 

^ (headcanon still medical.  This just cosplay Miss T)

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I oh-so-very-much approve this headcanon!

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Just got off of like 3 hours of the Witcher. :D



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Whoa, go down for a nap and end up sleeping for five hours. I'm starving.

 

Hello DQ! I'm still so excited... I have worked today for the first time (just today as a reinforcement though). It was in an emergency and primary health care centre and it has been great. Drinks for everyone on me!  :D

Woohoo!


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#47283
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Crap I missed that Dienne.  Congratulations! :D


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#47284
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Who wants royal nug bacon?

(Descent spoiler)

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#47285
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Yeah, I totally need food now. Aaaaaand I'm OOL? Screw you, BSN. *drink*



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Who wants royal nug bacon?

(Descent spoiler)

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You know?  why the hell not! :D



#47287
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Really? I thought you hated bacon? Do I have to correct my files?

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#47288
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Really? I thought you hated bacon? Do I have to correct my files?

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Hate might be a leeetttllleee strong for a word.  I do not like it very much but I can tolerate the occasional piece.  And you do not get Royal Nug very often. 



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I'm so drunk right noew (had a friend stopping by with big... BIG bottle of very yummy red wine ^_^ )

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My dame, if it were indeed my intention to truly change your state of mind, I should do so most gently and slowly.

 

And only hopefully as elegantly.

 

Well, once again I forgot how Russian more direct compared to English. I wanted to comment, once again, on your way with words.
I'm truly enjoy how you wield it, but some times I'm seriously do not understand the meaning, and I'm ashamed that i'm so uneducated.
 

Yes. I divorced her.

 

Also, I'm not out to force someone into resistance. Not everytime you flatter a woman means you want to convince her to become romantically involved with you. Just think about how good it feels if a woman complimented your romantic appeal - It is very easy to make someone feel good without either lying or having definite, selfish intentions; and thus I believe it should be done as often as possible.

 

Mind you, not that I claim to succeed in that myself, but it is possible to just make someone's day, and it's absolutely free. I think we say critical things a lot faster and a lot more deliberately, rather than nice things to one another. Especially on the internet. I was raised to hold open doors and to walk on the traffic side of the pavement, and I don't believe it is sexist to treat women distinctively different - in such a fashion.

 

Or, as cyrillic-auto-translate spat out when fed with my clumsy archive of Dostojewsky quotes: До́брое сло́во и ко́шке прия́тно.

 

I don't know if I understood it right, but sometimes I regret that I'm so... closed.
I walk out off the room and, for example, some unknown to me man goes the same way, he holds a door open for me and I feel.. threatened.
Why, the hell, I feel threat from ordinary opened door? Or when someone held out hand for me when I'm stepping out off, I don't know, but, I unintentionally check how "protected" my purse at the moment. And when I caught myself processing it.. I feel regret. We should be kinder and more open to each other.
Life is so fleeting, why we insist on turning it in constant battle and "stare down".
 
Tomorrow I will probably regret I wrote it, but, damn, whatever you feel and want to tell... just tell to your loved ones. Because the chance could be taken away from us so easily and we will end up with regret. And nothing could be done about it.
 
I'm drunk, jusr ignore me. -_-
 

It's just, you do it so well and, I'm guessing often. I guess I just imagine you with women fawning over you all the time.

 

---

 

And I'm actually learning Russian. Don't know enough to make even a small sentence yet but I'm going to be continuing the lessons in September.

 

I could imagine it too and.. Learning Russian? Where are you learning it?

 

ETA; yay! I have my likes back!  :D


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#47290
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I like to think all that Nug King stuff was just a hallucination caused by all that gas underground  :D


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I could imagine it too and.. Learning Russian? Where are you learning it?

 

ETA; yay! I have my likes back!  :D

 

It's online courses using the site Babbel. Reviews say it's pretty good and it's easy to use as well. I'm not expecting to master Russian by going through the courses that it has but it should give me enough to understand it, enough so that I could go to the country and not sound like I'm reading from a Russian dictionary anyway.



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DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE And she's drunk!

 

I like to think all that Nug King stuff was just a hallucination caused by all that gas underground  :D

One Helluva hallucination. I want more like it.


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#47293
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We should be kinder and more open to each other.
Life is so fleeting, why we insist on turning it in constant battle and "stare down".
 
Tomorrow I will probably regret I wrote it, but, damn, whatever you feel and want to tell... just tell to your loved ones. Because the chance could be taken away from us so easily and we will end up with regret. And nothing could be done about it.
 
I'm drunk, jusr ignore me. -_-

 

That was kind of lovely, Dame.  Don't regret saying it when you read it tomorrow.   goodwork.gif

 

Here's to you, Dame, and to being happily drunk!

 

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#47294
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I'm so drunk right noew (had a friend stopping by with big... BIG bottle of very yummy red wine ^_^ )

-snip-

 

 

Well, once again I forgot how Russian more direct compared to English. I wanted to comment, once again, on your way with words.
I'm truly enjoy how you wield it, but some times I'm seriously do not understand the meaning, and I'm ashamed that i'm so uneducated.
 

 

I don't know if I understood it right, but sometimes I regret that I'm so... closed.
I walk out off the room and, for example, some unknown to me man goes the same way, he holds a door open for me and I feel.. threatened.
Why, the hell, I feel threat from ordinary opened door? Or when someone held out hand for me when I'm stepping out off, I don't know, but, I unintentionally check how "protected" my purse at the moment. And when I caught myself processing it.. I feel regret. We should be kinder and more open to each other.
Life is so fleeting, why we insist on turning it in constant battle and "stare down".
 
Tomorrow I will probably regret I wrote it, but, damn, whatever you feel and want to tell... just tell to your loved ones. Because the chance could be taken away from us so easily and we will end up with regret. And nothing could be done about it.
 
I'm drunk, jusr ignore me. -_-

 

Why would anyone ignore what you just wrote? Drunk Dame is very wise Dame. Not that you aren't wise when you're sober.

 

Also, would just like to point out. Your English, even though it's not your first language and you're drunk, is still a lot more legible than most English youths.

 

Also, this is a new post because why the heck not? *starts drinking another keg* That's one down, Dienne. Nineteen to go! *hic*


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In case anyone was wondering, I really did name my Mahariel "Brcue"

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Stupid primitive console. *drink*


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yeah.  It looks like it really hurts kinda breaks my heart seeing her with it but on the other hand it does add character.  Thank the Maker the thing has mostly healed by now. 

 

Reminds me that Arianne also has a scar across her eye, from a time she found herself in front of a bear - she's a Rogue.

 

That was back with her Clan, though...

 

Now, Lyna, being a Mage, never got into too serious fights and always kept them far enough... or on the other side of a barrier. No scars for her.

 

My third Elven lass, a 2H Warrior, will probably be scarred AF.

 

Hello DQ! I'm still so excited... I have worked today for the first time (just today as a reinforcement though). It was in an emergency and primary health care centre and it has been great. Drinks for everyone on me!  :D

 

Dienne greatly approves. Damn right she does.

 

Woo-hoo!

 

Cabot! 20 kegs of mead, on the double! Dienne's buying!

 

Mighty fine drinkin' evenin'!


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*Scout Harding bounces through the door, laughing her cute li'l dwarven tushie off*

 

"You people just missed the funniest thing!  Josephine was doing her morning workout down in the lower courtyard when she spied Blackwall flirting with Flissa.  I think she can claim it slipped, but trust me, it didn't slip."

 

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"Oh.  Right, I came here to get a medic.  Any who has the skill and is inclined to give Blackwall a hand might want to head down there."

 

ETA:  Royness, you named your DAO character after my DAI qunari mage? Flattering, but odd, and also against the laws of space-time...  ;)


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ETA:  Royness, you named your DAO character after my DAI qunari mage? Flattering, but odd, and also against the laws of space-time...  ;)

No :? B-R-C-U-E



#47299
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*Derp*

 

*Derp*

 

*Another derp*

 

Okay, I see it now.



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In case anyone was wondering, I really did name my Mahariel "Brcue"

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Stupid primitive console. *drink*

Oh, glorious  :lol: I was about to post "Pics or it didn't happen" this morning but a patient came in and then I forgot. 

 

ETA: I think I have a problem... every time I see the "Prothean Beacon Images" thread (from the ME subforum) I read it as Prothean "bacon".