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Faaaaaaaaaark. Need to stop drinking. All my dirty secrets will be on here soon. :lol:

 

Something tells me it will be centuries before ALL your secrets get out.



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Hey. Fame isn't always a choice. Maybe you'll end up saving us all from an alien invasion or something.

Life be weird sometimes. Gotta roll with it as best as you can. You know in my day--

*passes out with bottle of wine on nightstand next to phone*


Well... if anybody can do that... it's me.
 
Yet... my biggest issue would be; should I save them? :lol:

Are you dark secrets meth? I bet they are. Yeah, they are  8)


Ahh...... umm..... ahh.... ummmm... crap.

Icing on the cake, my dear.

I thought about uncensored games.
 
[edit]Oh... and one drink for double post. Thought someone would be faster than me.[/edit]


Like "Rapelay"?

I don't even go THAT low...

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Something tells me it will be centuries before ALL your secrets get out.


....

Are you people psychic or some ****? :blink:



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Idk HB should you save us? Maybe it's all up to some lass to come along and help you see the True Beauty of Mankind.

Add some explosions and helicopters and you've got a Michael Bay movie right there!
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Must have missed Xena. Because Lucy Lawless. Also. The Disney movie Pocahontas. Because Dat hair (the fact it's an awefulness movie not withstanding).

 

Idk man, maybe you were a late bloomer?

 

Nah, I saw Xena: Warrior Princess. Lawless just didn't do nothing for me that way. I love/d her battle-cry thingy, though.

 

Also, if having a girlfriend at age 4 (she went to my 5th birthday party; still remember the gift) and getting almost laid at age 9 (pre-sex ed; we didn't know sh!t - plus different GF) means I'm a late bloomer... then eeyup! I'm a late bloomer!



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Idk HB should you save us? Maybe it's all up to some lass to come along and help you see the True Beauty of Mankind.

Add some explosions and helicopters and you've got a Michael Bay movie right there!


Oh... but I have seen the true beauty of mankind.

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Oh... but I have seen the true beauty of mankind.

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Aaaaaaaaand done. You win the Internet.

Goodnight everybody!

:D

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....

Are you people psychic or some ****? :blink:

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Nah, I saw Xena: Warrior Princess. Lawless just didn't do nothing for me that way. I love/d her battle-cry thingy, though.
 
Also, if having a girlfriend at age 4 (she went to my 5th birthday party; still remember the gift) and getting almost laid at age 9 (pre-sex ed; we didn't know sh!t - plus different GF) means I'm a late bloomer... then eeyup! I'm a late bloomer!


I hope you blew it in the right hole.

(All apologies if that was too extreme, but couldn't resist).

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Like "Rapelay"?

I don't even go THAT low...

Not banned games (okay, except for the Postal series, they definetly should unban that. That's valuable trash!) but all the edited stuff, due to 'sexual content' and what not. Whenever there's a conversation about censoring games in Germany, someone always trolls 'let's be glad we don't live in Australia' ;)

 

Okay, too much information here. I'd better check out that quarantine zone ;)



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Aaaaaaaaand done. You win the Internet.

Goodnight everybody!

:D


Goodnight bro... may the drunken snore be with you.
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Not banned games (okay, except for the Postal series, they definetly should unban that. That's valuable trash!) but all the edited stuff, due to 'sexual content' and what not. Whenever there's a conversation about censoring games in Germany, someone always trolls 'let's be glad we don't live in Australia' ;)


Oh man you're not wrong!!

Don't even get me started...

"Nanny state". And that's generous...

Postal. :wub: Oh that game is a beauty and I'm not even that keen on FPS.



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'Tis true? Then I must be some sort of sick, diseased mutant. Didn't get my first celebrity crush until... um... Probably either Anne Hathaway,* or [name.file not found].** And I would have probably been like 20 at the time. Even then, they're certainly the less crushy celebrity crushes anyone's ever had. Plus, I dun 'gret nothin' 'bout my ol' celeb crushes!

 

What I am ashamed of, is that my first ever favourite band was the Back Street Boys. True story.

 

*Whom I thought was Scarlet Johansson, until I saw the ugly truth that is "Scar Jo" (I actually didn't get the crush until after I knew her name)

**Because people will make references to a certain Blue Barbie, and that will burn my eyes.

Hey, better late than never right? Plus I know many 20 years old who a pretty much still teens. It's not about the body, it's mind set my dear~

 

Nah, I saw Xena: Warrior Princess. Lawless just didn't do nothing for me that way. I love/d her battle-cry thingy, though.

 

Also, if having a girlfriend at age 4 (she went to my 5th birthday party; still remember the gift) and getting almost laid at age 9 (pre-sex ed; we didn't know sh!t - plus different GF) means I'm a late bloomer... then eeyup! I'm a late bloomer!

...WELL THEN. I got nothing to say to that.



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Oh... but I have seen the true beauty of mankind.

 

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Am I the only one who doesn't find her attractive? Minus the eyes, I guess.

 

Maybe it's just 'cause I don't watch Lame of Drones. Or, it could be that my standards are too high. Cue Barney Gumble .gif.



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I hope you blew it in the right hole.

(All apologies if that was too extreme, but couldn't resist).

 

Don't worry. I have NO idea what you're on about. Well, maybe I have a lil' idea. Just a little.



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[edit]Am I really the only one here who thinks Natalie Dormer is quite boring?[/edit]

 

So... no Orian :P

 

Oh... one drink for quoting yourself?

 

HB, only hot nannies don't suck. Ehm... or they better should. Whatever.

 

[edit]*self facepalm* I always wondered about how to quote more than one post. Now I saw the multiquote thingy.[/edit]



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Learn 2 gif, n00b.

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Do you even .gif?



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So... no Orian :P

 

Oh... one drink for quoting yourself?

 

HB, only hot nannies don't suck. Ehm... or they better should. Whatever.

Boring as in, you find her unattractive/not attractive, or boring as in her personality/character?

 

Because I only have that gif to go on, and I couldn't care less if she's boring or whatever. If it was made official that "hers is the true beauty of mankind" I would leave Earth forever. 'Cause I really don't think she's attractive, minus maybe her eyes.

 

Did I get my point across? Sorry, I can't express myself for sh!t.



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Wot.
 
You don't fancy a bit of Natalie Dormer!?!?
 
More for me, then. :lol:

Don't worry. I have NO idea what you're on about. Well, maybe I have a lil' idea. Just a little.


Friendly fire, my dear.

(Damn you Viv-clone person!! Now I'm doin' it.)

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Wot.
 
You don't fancy a bit of Natalie Dormer!?!?
 
More for me, then. :lol:


Friendly fire, my dear.

(Damn you Viv-clone person!! Now I'm doin' it.)

I have no regrets darling~

//quietly chants 'one of us, one of us'



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Wot.
 
You don't fancy a bit of Natalie Dormer!?!?
 
More for me, then. :lol:


Friendly fire, my dear.

(Damn you Viv-clone person!! Now I'm doin' it.)

 

Friendly fire? :huh:

 

Damn you drunkards! My learnding disability brain can't comprehend your boozy, brief explanations!



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I have no regrets darling~
//quietly chants 'one of us, one of us'


I'm in love with Sera. So it's a bit wrong and offensive, innit?

I mean, it's just shite. I need to keep my breeches where they should be. But it's all good, innit?

(Ahh. Think I'm cured)

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Friendly fire? :huh:
 
Damn you drunkards! My learnding disability brain can't comprehend your boozy, brief explanations!


Dude don't make me spell it out... I got two warning points.

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#474
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Boring as in, you find her unattractive/not attractive, or boring as in her personality/character?

 

 

 

Boring as in 'the whole package'. She's just there.



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Dude don't make me spell it out... I got two warning points.

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You must be really proud about it, as often as you mention it. :P

And the rebel in my kind of envies you.