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Débuté par Guest_Roly Voly_* , janv. 31 2015 04:30

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#4726
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Posté 09 mars 2015 - 12:38

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Er, I mean hi!  Care for some cappuccino and a donut??  On me, what do ya say? :)

 

So... are you two locked into a romance yet? ;)


#4727
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Posté 09 mars 2015 - 12:39

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Do we need a Drinkquisition Romance Chart?


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#4728
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Posté 09 mars 2015 - 12:40

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So... are you two locked into a romance yet? ;)

 

 

Do we need a Drinkquisition Romance Chart?

 

LMAO!  Are you kidding?  She's got "Property of Orlais" tattooed on her butt.


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#4729
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Posté 09 mars 2015 - 12:40

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Do we need a Drinkquisition Romance Chart?

 

Great idea bro!!

 

And a sweat graph. ;)


#4730
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Posté 09 mars 2015 - 12:41

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LMAO!  Are you kidding?  She's got "Property of Orlais" tattooed on her butt.

 

They fucked up with the spelling.

 

It was supposed to say "Property of Volus".

 

Blame the alcohol.


#4731
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Posté 09 mars 2015 - 12:55

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LMAO!  Are you kidding?  She's got "Property of Orlais" tattooed on her butt.

 

Wise. The words of the true leader.

The DrinkQuisitionTM  should avoid any kind of diplomatic conflicts.

No shenanigans with Orlais' property.

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*drinks*


#4732
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Posté 09 mars 2015 - 01:00

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LMAO!  Are you kidding?  She's got "Property of Orlais" tattooed on her butt.

 

Wait, what??!

 

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#4733
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Posté 09 mars 2015 - 01:04

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Wise. The words of the true leader.

The DrinkQuisitionTM  should avoid any kind of diplomatic conflicts.

No shenanigans with Orlais' property.

wkD1LP8.jpg

*drinks*

 

**** Orlais!!!!!

 

Nuke them all...

 

Oh wait. Wrong game, we don't have nukes in Thedas. :rolleyes:


#4734
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Posté 09 mars 2015 - 01:05

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???  Did I translate incorrectly?  Those accent marks confuse me, I admit...  "Propriété d'Orlais" 

 

Plus, I'm drunk...


#4735
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Posté 09 mars 2015 - 01:05

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Wait, what??!

 

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MaryDen started another rumour.

 

She um.. *coughs* implied that the Drinkquisition whores you out to the Orlesians. For free.


#4736
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Posté 09 mars 2015 - 01:06

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???  Did I translate incorrectly?  Those accent marks confuse me, I admit...  "Propriété d'Orlais" 

 

Plus, I'm drunk...

 

Yes. You are drunk.

 

It really says "Property of Volus". ;)

 

And good on you.. hookers need love too. I'm happy for you.


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Posté 09 mars 2015 - 01:08

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#4738
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Posté 09 mars 2015 - 01:10

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Your song to Paragon:

 


#4739
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Posté 09 mars 2015 - 01:12

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MaryDen started another rumour.

 

She um.. *coughs* implied that the Drinkquisition whores you out to the Orlesians. For free.

 

Zaps Maryden with a lightening bolt, splattering insides everywhere.


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#4740
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Posté 09 mars 2015 - 01:13

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Dayum... Did MaryDen Mk.II even last 24 hours??

 

Also, Badonkadonk, Paragon and I are -not- in a...she's my buddy, like you are!  We're all about cookies and booze, man!

 

P.S. - love your response in that other thread! :lol:


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#4741
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Posté 09 mars 2015 - 01:16

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Yes. You are drunk.

 

It really says "Property of Volus". ;)

 

And good on you.. hookers need love too. I'm happy for you.

 

Hey, I resent that!  It's definitely Property of Orlais.  I'll kill that bastard when I find him, he wasn't that good.


#4742
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Posté 09 mars 2015 - 01:17

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Zaps Maryden with a lightening bolt, splattering insides everywhere.

 

*Intestines and heart knock me in the face, heart explodes*

 

Look what you done!!

 

Now we need to go and find her a heart.

 

Wait.

 

*Goes to freezer downstairs, finds Ice wyvern heart that she intentionally hid from Viv*

 

There we go.

 

 

Dayum... Did MaryDen Mk.II even last 24 hours??

 

Also, Badonkadonk, Paragon and I are -not- in a...she's my buddy, like you are!  We're all about cookies and booze, man!

 

P.S. - love your response in that other thread! :lol:

 

Bullshit.

 

As I keep saying.. you can't bullshit a bullshitter.

 

She expressed her arousal whenever you say, "y'all". Plus... since you put that bra on, I can smell the sex that is dripping between the two of you. You could cut the tension with a knife.

 

P.S as per usual, I couldn't help myself.


#4743
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Posté 09 mars 2015 - 01:18

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Hey, I resent that!  It's definitely Property of Orlais.  I'll kill that bastard when I find him, he wasn't that good.

 

Blame MaryDen.

 

She started it!!!

 

But hold up.. we need to patch her up first.


#4744
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Posté 09 mars 2015 - 01:20

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AHHH FILTHY ORLESIANS!! *throws bottle*


#4745
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Posté 09 mars 2015 - 01:21

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AHHH FILTHY ORLESIANS!! *throws bottle*

 

I'm going to speak with Cullen about building a big fuckoff magical trebuchet.


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#4746
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Posté 09 mars 2015 - 01:21

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*Intestines and heart knock me in the face, heart explodes*

 

Look what you done!!

 

Now we need to go and find her a heart.

 

Wait.

 

*Goes to freezer downstairs, finds Ice wyvern heart that she intentionally hid from Viv*

 

There we go.

 

 

 

Bullshit.

 

As I keep saying.. you can't bullshit a bullshitter.

 

She expressed her arousal whenever you say, "y'all". Plus... since you put that bra on, I can smell the sex that is dripping between the two of you. You could cut the tension with a knife.

 

P.S as per usual, I couldn't help myself.

 

Your killing the Drinquisition for me, man!

 

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#4747
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Posté 09 mars 2015 - 01:22

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*brushes android bard intestines off hat brim*

 

Cabot!! Fresh milk! I didn't order mine on the squishy rocks.


#4748
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Posté 09 mars 2015 - 01:23

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Your killing the Drinquisition for me, man!

 

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Ahh... wot.

 

I'm sorry Paragon. I'm just fcking with you guys. :lol:


#4749
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Posté 09 mars 2015 - 01:23

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I'm going to speak with Cullen about building a big fuckoff magical trebuchet.

 

Um ..... don't mention my, uh, transgression.


#4750
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Posté 09 mars 2015 - 01:24

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I'm going to speak with Cullen about building a big fuckoff magical trebuchet.

It'll be the only thing he's good for. *drink*


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