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Débuté par Guest_Roly Voly_* , janv. 31 2015 04:30

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#4776
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Posté 09 mars 2015 - 02:14

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OK..

Paragon?

If you don't mind, can I accompany you in your running for the hills?

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Ugh. She's so ****** ugly... now I wanna run for the hills...


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#4777
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Posté 09 mars 2015 - 02:15

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I can't forget either.

 

I hammered it to the point that I can no longer play it any more...

That's what she said.


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#4778
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Posté 09 mars 2015 - 02:19

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Ugh. She's so ****** ugly... now I wanna run for the hills...

Me too. :blink: CABOT BRING THE MEAD


#4779
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Posté 09 mars 2015 - 02:21

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snip

 

Ugh. She's so ****** ugly... now I wanna run for the hills...

 
:mellow:
This will make our escape a little... pointless, I think... 
What a complicated situation...

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#4780
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Posté 09 mars 2015 - 02:26

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OK..

Paragon?

If you don't mind, can I accompany you in your running for the hills?

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I'm right behind you pal!

 

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#4781
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Posté 09 mars 2015 - 02:28

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:mellow:
This will make our escape a little... pointless, I think... 
What a complicated situation...

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Sounds good to me! 
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#4782
Paragonslustre
Posté 09 mars 2015 - 02:35

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Ah, what the hell ....

 

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#4783
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Posté 09 mars 2015 - 02:37

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We all tried to run but only made it as far as the door.


#4784
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Posté 09 mars 2015 - 02:46

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get-drunk-because-im-all-out-of-ideas.gi

 

 

What happened to Snape after the end of Harry Potter, if he didn't died.

 

(and no, HB, I'm not replying to that other thread, because you scared Volus, probably know the answer and at least one of us out to have standards)

 

Clueless-highly-selective-single-fussy-h


#4785
Paragonslustre
Posté 09 mars 2015 - 02:54

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Well all tried to run but only made it as far as the door.

 

Apathy rules Ok

 

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#4786
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Posté 09 mars 2015 - 02:58

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Apathy rules Ok

 

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Ugh 1.5 hours of sleep is telling me to go to sleep....*attempts to take a drink but half of is sloshes down on the floor*


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#4787
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Posté 09 mars 2015 - 03:06

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I'm right behind you pal!

 

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We lost that fight, friend.

B)

 

 

Well all tried to run but only made it as far as the door.

 

I think it should be carved inside the tavern on the front door.  
We all tried, but here we are, still chilling at the bar.
Cabot, drinks for Iron Roy!

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#4788
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Posté 09 mars 2015 - 03:08

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We lost that fight, friend.

B)

 

 

 

I think it should be carved inside the tavern on the front door.  
We all tried, but here we are, still chilling at the bar.
Cabot, drinks for Iron Roy!

 

I love it! :lol:
DRINKS!!
*passes out, hits bar, slumps to floor*


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#4789
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Posté 09 mars 2015 - 05:41

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*dragging pages old corpses out again*

Not sure if I should feel good about this or bad.

I just like my internet uncensored *shrugs* Last time it backfired, when HB said there'd be no picture of Sera's ass. I couldn't believe it and googled 'sera nude'. And instantly found out what a stupid idea that was.

 

 

Also, Badonkadonk, Paragon and I are -not- in a...she's my buddy, like you are!  We're all about cookies and booze, man!

 

That's completely unrealistic! Most of us are more than one month together and there are still no locked romances? And we call us Bioware-games-gamers. We're lame! Friends and cookies... ugh.

 

Oh, I -always- have protection...

 

Spoiler

So sad! :D

'Don't you worry baby. You won't get pregnant. I've got THIS!'


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#4790
Paragonslustre
Posté 09 mars 2015 - 06:30

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^^ Ahahahahah!  I just got it.

 

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#4791
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Posté 09 mars 2015 - 08:51

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I'm committing a terrible deed by posting in here sober but I just wanted to say hello to you all ... being sober sucks but my body really needs it. Be well all!


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#4792
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Posté 09 mars 2015 - 10:08

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I'm committing a terrible deed by posting in here sober but I just wanted to say hello to you all ... being sober sucks but my body really needs it. Be well all!

 

Aw come on man, you can still be part of the DrinkQuisition and sober.  I mean, it requires it sometimes because, well .... we'd be f*ucking dead half the time.

 

Edit:  Wait ... Iron Roy, stupor?  No, I can't do it .... but all those bastard trip wires.  That's it ... no I can't ... can I?  Wrrrrrrhhhhhh. .... heheheheheheheh ........ goodbye sexy 'tache.

 

Puts the razor in the hands of HB.  Yeah, that's for mileychicken and Rolygate.

 

Runs furtively out into the night. 


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#4793
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Posté 09 mars 2015 - 10:12

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^ I know I'm not drinking and I think someone is on 'milk'.


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#4794
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Posté 09 mars 2015 - 11:51

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It's been like 4 days or so since Cullen's VA, Greg Ellis, has been absent from twitter.

 

I can't stand it anymore. This forced withdrawal is killing me. It's like I'm a templar for 20 years and, all of a sudden, my supply of lyrium has been terminated.

 

*sniff* I just...I, I just wish I had a shoulder to....

 

NO. I'M NOT GONNA CRY IN FRONT OF PEOPLE. *holds back tears*

 

*drinking beer in somber silence*


#4795
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Posté 10 mars 2015 - 12:00

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*Roly merrily rolls in*   Hey, Badonkadonk, I got a present I think you'll like!  It's out by...  *notices Iron Roy*  out by....

 

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Ahahahahaha!!!!!  Check out that virgin upper lip on The Will!  Oooh, nice one...   Oh, sorry, anyway Badonka, like I was saying, I got a present for... *looks at Roy again*  Oh, we gotta save this for posterity!

 

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Oh, right, your present.  Yeah, sorry, it's down by the swimming pool in the undercroft.  Enjoy :)  Bestest mates foreveh!  (or 2nd bestest, who's counting??)

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#4796
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Posté 10 mars 2015 - 01:26

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What happened to Snape after the end of Harry Potter, if he didn't died.

 

(and no, HB, I'm not replying to that other thread, because you scared Volus, probably know the answer and at least one of us out to have standards)

 

Clueless-highly-selective-single-fussy-h

 

:lol:

 

Mate if I had a drink for every time someone made a comment about my lack of standards...

 

To which I reply with, "Why have standards, when you can have it all?"

 

 

*Roly merrily rolls in*   Hey, Badonkadonk, I got a present I think you'll like!  It's out by...  *notices Iron Roy*  out by....

 

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Ahahahahaha!!!!!  Check out that virgin upper lip on The Will!  Oooh, nice one...   Oh, sorry, anyway Badonka, like I was saying, I got a present for... *looks at Roy again*  Oh, we gotta save this for posterity!

 

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Oh, right, your present.  Yeah, sorry, it's down by the swimming pool in the undercroft.  Enjoy :)  Bestest mates foreveh!  (or 2nd bestest, who's counting??)

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BFF4LYFE!!!!!

 

Oh goddamn.

 

I'm all frisky before work now... I'm probably gonna get fired for sexual harassment or some ****. ;)

 

Wait. That's a good thing. Then I can spend my days drinking, drugging, playing games and ****** everyone off on the BSN. Life couldn't get much better than that!!

 

Cheers mate.

 

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#4797
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Posté 10 mars 2015 - 01:49

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*groggily wakes up and pulls self up*
Oh **** I passed out in the bar, what happened?
*feels cool breeze on upper lip*
OH ****!
*feels upper lip*
Cabot, I need a mirror.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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CABOT, get me drunk this instant!
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#4798
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Posté 10 mars 2015 - 02:05

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*groggily wakes up and pulls self up*
Oh **** I passed out in the bar, what happened?
*feels cool breeze on upper lip*
OH ****!
*feels upper lip*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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*June amusingly approves*

 

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Don't worry, Iron, it'll grow back!  Someday...

 

Btw, made new meme to stick up for sweet baby Cassie.


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#4799
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Posté 10 mars 2015 - 02:32

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Do you have any idea what I had to do to get dat stache in the first place?
*drink*
leave the bottle, Cabot. It'll be one of those nights.
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#4800
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Posté 10 mars 2015 - 02:42

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D'aww...  Poor Will.  I got ya covered, you just wait right there. 

*Roly rolls away... some minutes later, you hear a scream out in the quad*

 

ARGH!!  MAKER TAKE YOU!!!!

 

*Roly shoots past like a bowling ball at a championship tournament going after a 7-10 split and barely gets hidden behind the slumbering form of Madame Dame before Cassandra stalks in*

 

WHERE IS THAT CONNIVING LITTLE SH*T?!

 

*Cassie looks high and low, finally turning and leaving with a disgusted grunt.  Unmistakable as she stalks out the door is a glaring bald spot on the back of her head.  Roly peeks out tentatively and eventually emerges and hands Iron Roy a lock of Cassie's hair*

 

Here.  Maybe stick it on with some of Skinner's poultice...


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