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#48076
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:lol: I remember that!


*A shadowy figure (Paragon in stealth) pushes a Doctored Pepper towards IR.* You remember 'nothing', friend.

Edit *drinks stealthily*

Double edit: ToP damn ..... let's see what we have ;)

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*drinks*
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#48077
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*A shadowy figure (Paragon in stealth) pushes a Doctored Pepper towards IR.* You remember 'nothing', friend.

Edit *drinks stealthily*

*accepts drink with a surreptitious nod*
*happily drinks*

#48078
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*Meanwhile, in a dark corner somewhere in Skyhold, Paragon drinks and chuckles to herself softly*

Hahaha .. Ahahaha .... MwuHAHAHAHA ... ahem.

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Wait... If it was Paragon hoarding the likes, then what are the Venatori doing in the Hinterlands? I am confused. 


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#48079
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Well, let's go find out! I didn't put pants on for nothing.
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#48080
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Well, let's go find out! I didn't put pants on for nothing.

I really had no idea where I was going from there. It's probably better this way. 


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#48081
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Wait... If it was paragon hoarding the likes, then what are the Venatori doing in the Hinterlands? I am confused. 

 

They are following the command of their lord and master of course.

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Seems par the course for those guys :P


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#48082
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Wait... If it was paragon hoarding the likes, then what are the Venatori doing in the Hinterlands? I am confused.


*Stealth .... whispers in Verse's ear*

No, McStabby's lead is correct, keep searching the Hinterlands ..... the Hiiiiinterlaaaaaands*

Time to check the padlocks on my vault.
*The shadowy figure sneaks towards the door, falls over a cunningly placed tripwire, throws a cheap smokebomb and exits cursing*
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#48083
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They are following the command of their lord and master of course.
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Seems par the course for those guys :P

All I can do is laugh. I shall always imagine the Venatori saying "Ni!" now.
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#48084
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Well, let's go find out! I didn't put pants on for nothing.



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OMG, the irony - I'm OOL's!

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OMG, the irony - I'm OOL's!

Lol. The Venatori must have kept most of them. 



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I really had no idea where I was going from there. It's probably better this way.

Oh, come on! Paragon slipped me a Doctored Pepper. Something crazy is bound to happen now.
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#48087
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Oh, come on! Paragon slipped me a Doctored Pepper. Something crazy is bound to happen now.

Maybe we should track paragon to her Vault of likes and demand that she returns them?

 

I don't know. I am too tired to think up adventures.


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#48088
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Lol. The Venatori must have kept most of them. 

 

They did. The bastards. Look at them gloat!

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#48089
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All I can do is laugh. I shall always imagine the Venatori saying "Ni!" now.

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#48090
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Hahaha yeah, no kidding! How about that one thread with the thing. Priceless. *fake laugh*
*dashes out*

#48091
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ITS ALL MINE!

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#48092
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*wakes up from her sudden snooze*

 

That's it, Venatori in the Hinterlands doing weird dances and .. stuff.. have a bag of likes too, let's go get them!!

 

*races out the door towards the stables with a shower of sparks trailing behind her*

...

 

*smirks as she wonders back in*

Should probably take Bunny's wheelbarrow just in case, it has heist experience

 

*fondly remembers breaking Beren out of prison*

 

...

 

StormQueen is last seen galloping off into the valley, wheelbarrow in tow.

 

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#48093
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How did the heist go? Did it even go ahead? Did anything blow up?!



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and us talking about something serious for once. :P

 

I'm sorry, it's me liking 20th century history way too much :D



#48095
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The (boring) Adventures of a Bored StormQueen

 

StormQueen brushes hair out of her eyes and reins Smokey in as they reach the entrance to the Hinterlands valley where one of the 3 groups of Venatori are camping out. Leaving her faithful steed behind, StormQueen unlimbers her staff, pulls out her collar and marches towards the Venatori Camp, unafraid. Lightning bolts firing around her, she ignores the first few spells cast in her direction and keeps walking.

 

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StormQueen easily dodges the clumsily aimed greatsword of the first brute to get close, whacking him upside the head with the end of her staff, he tastes Spirit Blade and goes down. StormQueen starts singing as she engages the 3 mages and second brute. Lightning flying everywhere...

 

 

StormQueen barely manages to beat back the second brute, getting a bleeding cut down her staff-wielding arm.

 

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Finally defeating him she fade steps after the 3 silly mages who keep throwing fire balls and fire mines at her. Silly things. StormQueen emerges victorious, covered in blood with the air smelling of lightning aftershocks. With an approving glance around StormQueen grabs the first bag of likes. The rest, my friends, is up to you!

 

StormQueen passes out in the middle of this battlefield.

 

*dreaming of being as awesome as this pic by Paragon!*

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#48096
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It worked!!!! I could like it!!! ALL HAIL STORMQUEEN!


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The (boring) Adventures of a Bored StormQueen


StormQueen brushes hair out of her eyes and reins Smokey in as they reach the entrance to the Hinterlands valley where one of the 3 groups of Venatori are camping out. Leaving her faithful steed behind, StormQueen unlimbers her staff, pulls out her collar and marches towards the Venatori Camp, unafraid. Lightning bolts firing around her, she ignores the first few spells cast in her direction and keeps walking.

ebcadc315d21d147c1705a71179e6195.jpg

StormQueen easily dodges the clumsily aimed greatsword of the first brute to get close, whacking him upside the head with the end of her staff, he tastes Spirit Blade and goes down. StormQueen starts singing as she engages the 3 mages and second brute. Lightning flying everywhere...

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StormQueen barely manages to beat back the second brute, getting a bleeding cut down her staff-wielding arm.

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Finally defeating him she fade steps after the 3 silly mages who keep throwing fire balls and fire mines at her. Silly things. StormQueen emerges victorious, covered in blood with the air smelling of lightning aftershocks. With an approving glance around StormQueen grabs the first bag of likes. The rest, my friends, is up to you!

StormQueen passes out in the middle of this battlefield.

*dreaming of being as awesome as this pic by Paragon!*
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*Paragon leans over StormQueen to check for signs of life. Warm drool good. She puts Stormy in the recovery position, grabs the bag of likes and Fast Travels back to Skyhold.*

Too easy, hur hur hur!
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#48098
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At least she checked if I was ok first :P

 


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#48099
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It worked!!!! I could like it!!! ALL HAIL STORMQUEEN!


What?! *tries to like*
Curses - you win - this time :D
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#48100
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At least she checked if I was ok first :P

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Of course, I'm not a monster! :D