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[Beren Von Ostwick]

 *begins walking away, and then swipes your lyrium stash and runs away with it*

 

   *Beren runs after Poodle*

 

 

Spoiler

I was gonna go another route with this, but Bing's "suggestion" just kind of turned me off to that saying for the moment...

 

 

oh, be nice now. I'm too sweet to be witchy! *big happy smile* Yay!

 

  I am wondering if maybe you missed a reference.

 

 

*Beren strums his lyre and sings...*

 

Raven hair and ruby lips
Sparks fly from her finger tips
Echoed voices in the night
She's a restless spirit on an endless flight
Wooo hooo witchy woman see how
High she flies
Woo hoo witchy woman she got
The moon in her eye

 

 

THE BRITISH HAVE FUNNY NAMES FOR ALL THEIR FIREARMS.

 

HEEEEEELP!

 

I need to get drunk. Where's the ale!

 

Her Royness has the elfroot distribution network south of the Waking Sea.  Nobody else dare deal in her territory.

[Inverse_Twilight]

Hey Guys,

The (boring) Adventures of a Bored StormQueen

 

StormQueen brushes hair out of her eyes and reins Smokey in as they reach the entrance to the Hinterlands valley where one of the 3 groups of Venatori are camping out. Leaving her faithful steed behind, StormQueen unlimbers her staff, pulls out her collar and marches towards the Venatori Camp, unafraid. Lightning bolts firing around her, she ignores the first few spells cast in her direction and keeps walking.

 

*snip*

 

StormQueen easily dodges the clumsily aimed greatsword of the first brute to get close, whacking him upside the head with the end of her staff, he tastes Spirit Blade and goes down. StormQueen starts singing as she engages the 3 mages and second brute. Lightning flying everywhere...

 

*snip*

 

StormQueen barely manages to beat back the second brute, getting a bleeding cut down her staff-wielding arm.

 

*snip*

 

Finally defeating him she fade steps after the 3 silly mages who keep throwing fire balls and fire mines at her. Silly things. StormQueen emerges victorious, covered in blood with the air smelling of lightning aftershocks. With an approving glance around StormQueen grabs the first bag of likes. The rest, my friends, is up to you!

 

StormQueen passes out in the middle of this battlefield.

 

*dreaming of being as awesome as this pic by Paragon!*

 

Spoiler

I am still out of Likes? *eye twitches with barely contained rage*

 

That's it, it's adventure time for real. *Tosses StormQueen some bandages and a healing potion from her pack*

 

To the Hinterlands! *Gets on her trusty Inquisition Charger and rides like the wind*

[LightningPoodle]

   *Beren runs after Poodle*

 

-snip-

 

Spoiler

I was gonna go another route with this, but Bing's "suggestion" just kind of turned me off to that saying for the moment...

 

 

 

That reminded me of a scene in the movie Seven.

Spoiler

A guy was forced to wear this harness like thing with a blade attached to the front pointing away from him, and was then forced to f*ck a prostitute whilst wearing it. You don't actually see that happen, but the scene that is shown following the aftermath and the arrival of the police... you can get an understanding of the kind of horror that moment would hold. Brutal stuff. Kevin Spacey did a very good job playing that particular pyschopath.

[Beren Von Ostwick]

To the Hinterlands! *Gets on her trusty Inquisition Charger and rides like the wind*

 

OHAI!

 

[Inverse_Twilight]

Damn Bears... *sighs* I hate the Hinterlands.

 

*Slinks into stealth and sneaks up behind the bear then gives it a taste of her dagger*

[ravenesse]

Damn Bears... *sighs*

O.O

*shares some bear love*

Cause nobody caaaares like a bear!

[LightningPoodle]

How is Ireland treating you, Rivaini?

[Inverse_Twilight]

The Adventures of a bored Verse Part 1

 

Verse arrived at the cave where the like Like Vault should be, but sensed that something was not right. She heard a twig snap in the distance and grabbed her daggers as she turned around, preparing to fight some Venatori. 

 

"Sera, what are you doing here?!" Verse gasped, when she saw who it really was. She sheathed her daggers and walked over to Sera, giving her a quick hug.

 

"Like I'd let you do this alone." Sera said, flashing an adorable grin.

 

"You're the best." Verse said, mirroring Sera's grin.

 

"Should we get to it then? I want to get this over with, so I can get you alone." Sera said, giving her a lustful gaze.

 

"Ummm... Yeah, let's find this vault and get out of here." Verse replied, blushing a deep crimson. 

 

They entered the cave and grabbed a veilfire torch off the wall to light their way. It was too quiet and they were both uneasy as they found the vault. They heard the sound of loud footsteps in the distance as a giant stepped out of the shadows.

 

"Holy shite! Is that a giant?" Sera shouted.

 

To be continued...

[Serza]

Like?

 

L7A2 GPMG. Take a peak, IT'S THE GOD DAMN TWO-FORTY.

Then the L128A1 Shotgun. Oh, look, it's the M1014 semi-auto 12G buckshot dispenser!

What really GOT me, though, s L91 and L92 submachine guns. Heckler and Koch MP5. One is the A variant, the other the SD variant, as far as I understand.

And it GOES ON. L110 is actually VERY similar to a Para version of the 249 SAW. I wonder why...?

[Ashaantha]

typical you to run into a giant, Invernesse

 

2 brutes and 3 mages were almost too much for me, tis all yours.

[Inverse_Twilight]

typical you to run into a giant, Invernesse

 

2 brutes and 3 mages were almost too much for me, tis all yours.

In the Hinterlands too, like what are the odds of that? Lol. 

 

And you're not going to help me on my quest?

 

I was thinking about having you show up and save our butts with a last second barrier... and lots of lightning bolts

[Ashaantha]

In the Hinterlands too, like what are the odds of that? Lol. 

 

And you're not going to help me on my quest? I was going to have you show up and save our butts with a last second barrier...

 

I know how to cast barriers?

 

StormQueen mutters as she drags her sorry butt out to the stables to get Smokey

 

Gotta be funner then sitting around a tavern, drinking!

[Inverse_Twilight]

I know how to cast barriers?

 

StormQueen mutters as she drags her sorry butt out to the stables to get Smokey

 

Gotta be funner then sitting around a tavern, drinking!

Yay! Ash is on her way!

 

I need a mage to use barrier. I know your Inky doesn't know Barrier, but in my head canon she does.

[LightningPoodle]

L7A2 GPMG. Take a peak, IT'S THE GOD DAMN TWO-FORTY.
Then the L128A1 Shotgun. Oh, look, it's the M1014 semi-auto 12G buckshot dispenser!
What really GOT me, though, s L91 and L92 submachine guns. Heckler and Koch MP5. One is the A variant, the other the SD variant, as far as I understand.
And it GOES ON. L110 is actually VERY similar to a Para version of the 249 SAW. I wonder why...?

Notice how they all begin with L? That is because those weapons are used by Land Services.

[Beren Von Ostwick]

O.O

*shares some bear love*

Cause nobody caaaares like a bear!

 

Counter-argument!!

 

 

Much like the Hafter's Woods honey badger.

[LightningPoodle]

Those feisty b*stards! They'll go for your privates first you know. They are the devil in animal form.

[Beren Von Ostwick]

Gotta be funner then sitting around a tavern, drinking!

 

  You say that in the DQ?

 

 

Kiss the paw!

 

*Beren gives up chasing Poodle and sends a raven to his contact in the mage's collective requesting an expedited shipment*

 

 

Those feisty b*stards! They'll go for your privates first you know. They are the devil in animal form.

 

honey badgers or care bares?

[LightningPoodle]

Both? Cares bears have some kind of perverted agenda!

I did mean honey badgers though.

[Inverse_Twilight]

The Adventures of a bored Verse Part 2 or "I am not good at writing battles"

 

"Of course it's a giant. Nothing is ever simple." Verse grumbled as she grabbed the daggers off her back and slipped into stealth.

 

Sera grabbed her bow off her back and nocked an arrow as she also slipped into stealth.

 

"If we stick to the shadows, we should be able to avoid damage." She said as she got down to one knee and fired a powerful shot into the Giant's face.

 

Verse snuck up behind the giant and struck deep with both of her daggers. This only succeeded in pissing the giant off and it lashed out at her with it's huge arm. Verse scrambled away just in time to avoid being knocked on her butt. She slipped into stealth again before delivering a good Shadow Strike to it's knee, finally bringing the giant down to her level. Sera was doing a good job of whittling away its health with her long range attacks as Verse did what she was best at. 

 

It looked like the battle was won, but then the giant got a second wind, getting back to its feet and smashing Verse with it's giant fists. Verse was knocked down and struggled to regain her breath.

 

"Honey Tongue!" Sera shouted, before the giant turned its attention to her.

 

She was out of flasks and was down to her last two arrows. She cursed loudly as the giant picked up a large boulder and hurled it in her direction. She tried to get out of the way, but it still managed to hit her in the leg as she dove to avoid it. The giant turned it's attention back to Verse and looked like it was going for a killing blow. 

 

To Be Continued...

[Rel Fexive]

L7A2 GPMG. Take a peak, IT'S THE GOD DAMN TWO-FORTY.

Then the L128A1 Shotgun. Oh, look, it's the M1014 semi-auto 12G buckshot dispenser!

What really GOT me, though, s L91 and L92 submachine guns. Heckler and Koch MP5. One is the A variant, the other the SD variant, as far as I understand.

And it GOES ON. L110 is actually VERY similar to a Para version of the 249 SAW. I wonder why...?

 

Most nations have their own nomenclature for the weapons their military forces use, do they not?  For example, what makes "M1014" more 'correct' a name than "L128A1" is?  You'll no doubt find these names are also completely different to how the manufacturers designate them.  Tis just the military's love of jargonising and acronyming.

 

Notice how they all begin with L? That is because those weapons are used by Land Services.

 

Makes sense, then.

[Ashaantha]

The boring Adventures of a Bored StormQueen

- Saving Invernesse Chapter

 

When StormQueen got to the stables, Smokey stuck his nose in the air and spun around. Then went back to ignoring her.

 

"Fine, I'll take Tango instead!" StormQueen huffed. Soon they were racing across the plains to the Hinterlands. I'm coming!

 

 

 

StormQueen charges over the hill, Tango mowing over a bear in the process "bloody Bears!" StormQueen screams and zaps it with a lightning bolt. Seeing Invernesse and Sera almost down for good she zaps the Giant with a second lightning bolt , causing it to stagger backwards and casts barrier on the two helpless ladies.

 

Careering past, "cmon you two, I thought rogues were meant to be bad-ass!"

 

StormQueen is struggling to rein in her horse now..

[Lady Luminous]

Ahhh!! *Dazzle bounces around in excitement* cast members from the show Grimm are attending Edmonton Expo this year!!

[Inverse_Twilight]

The boring Adventures of a Bored StormQueen

- Saving Invernesse Chapter

 

When StormQueen got to the stables, Smokey stuck his nose in the air and spun around. Then went back to ignoring her.

 

"Fine, I'll take Tango instead!" StormQueen huffed. Soon they were racing across the plains to the Hinterlands. I'm coming!

Spoiler

 

*Snip*

 

StormQueen charges over the hill, Tango mowing over a bear in the process "bloody Bears!" StormQueen screams and zaps it with a lightning bolt. Seeing Invernesse and Sera almost down for good she zaps the Giant with a second lightning bolt , causing it to stagger backwards and casts barrier on the two helpless ladies.

 

Careering past, "cmon you two, I thought rogues were meant to be bad-ass!"

 

StormQueen is struggling to rein in her horse now..

Thanks, Ash. That was a close one.

 

Now we just have to figure out how to get into the Vault. 

 

And my likes are back.

[Rel Fexive]

*is proofreading a role-playing game PDF before its release on Thursday and submitting errata*

[Ashaantha]

StormQueen quickly dismounts as tango takes a breather.. Scary horse.

 

 

I can dispel magical barriers but if it's puzzles or locks, it's all up to you..

StormQueen approaches the door to the vault.

 

A voice calls out

"What always murmurs but never talks,  Always runs but never walks,  Has a bed but never sleeps?"

 

Well, ****.... I didn't prepare for a riddle door!