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#4801
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Posté 10 mars 2015 - 02:48

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:lol: It's alright, I know a guy. I don't want Cass to see me with her hair glued to my face; I'd be her next victim.
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#4802
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Posté 10 mars 2015 - 02:51

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*shrug*  As you please :)   *stuff the hair into his enviro-filter*  *sniffs*  Ahhh... Jasmine...


#4803
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Posté 10 mars 2015 - 03:09

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How did you manage to obtain Cassandra's pubic hair?

And it smells like jasmine?
Nice.
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#4804
Orian Tabris
Posté 10 mars 2015 - 03:24

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OK... you guys need to give up the weed now.

 

Seriously, talking about a fictional character's pubic hair?

 

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#4805
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Posté 10 mars 2015 - 03:50

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How did you manage to obtain Cassandra's pubic hair?

 

Strong jawline glory!

 

OK... you guys need to give up the weed now.

 

Seriously, talking about a fictional character's pubic hair?

 

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Somebody's jealous! ;)


#4806
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Posté 10 mars 2015 - 03:54

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Mate you just wait till I lock in Sera romance.. I'm gonna be mad with virtual lust. Lots of crazy ****.. Warning: By tomorrow at least...

Ahh **** mobile devices. That link ain't showing up Volus and **** autocorrect!!!!

#4807
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Posté 10 mars 2015 - 03:55

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It's (currently) the last post in the DA3 meme thread...

EDIT:  OMG, I think I've posted like 3-4 times in here without a drink.  *hangs head in shame*  *chugs*


#4808
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Posté 10 mars 2015 - 04:11

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It's (currently) the last post in the DA3 meme thread...
EDIT: OMG, I think I've posted like 3-4 times in here without a drink. *hangs head in shame* *chugs*

You gotta drink extra to make up for that.

#4809
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Posté 10 mars 2015 - 04:21

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What I'd give for an icy cold coke and rum right now....

Botches.

#4810
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Posté 10 mars 2015 - 04:22

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*Bitches.

Grr I ****** hate autocorrect!!!!
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#4811
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Posté 10 mars 2015 - 04:22

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You gotta drink extra to make up for that.

 

God Bless Texas!

 

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Ah, what the hell, let's say it in song!

 


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#4812
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Posté 10 mars 2015 - 04:28

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*Bitches.

Grr I ****** hate autocorrect!!!!

My phone keeps auto-correcting all my swear words. :lol: It's like my phone is trying to stop me from swearing.
*drink*
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#4813
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Posté 10 mars 2015 - 04:33

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Join the club.

Pretty sure it's trying to convert me to religion too. I can't even say "hell" without it changing to "he'll".

Oh and if I'm blasting music for too long it automatically decreases the volume.. What the ****. I already have a mother...

#4814
Orian Tabris
Posté 10 mars 2015 - 04:46

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Spoiler


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#4815
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Posté 10 mars 2015 - 05:46

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G'night, girlie horde (and Oreo!)  All y'all have fun now!

 

*Slams back a shot, throws the glass into into the fireplace, shouts FOR IRUNE, and rolls out badassfully*


#4816
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Posté 10 mars 2015 - 07:52

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Found this on my lunch hour. Got drunk instantly.

EDIT: Oh Paragon, you really pissed someone off by taking those amulets of power. http://forum.bioware...mulet-of-power/
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#4817
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Posté 10 mars 2015 - 10:39

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Found this on my lunch hour. Got drunk instantly.

EDIT: Oh Paragon, you really pissed someone of by taking those amulets of power. http://forum.bioware...mulet-of-power/

 

Saw that. Hilarious. :lol:

 

Meh, don't really care about amulets of power. 9 times out of 10 they are of no use to me anyway.. I'm more concerned about the fact that my Inky now crosses her leg like a lady during judgment time (or was it always like this, and I only just noticed?) :blink: .

 

Oh and nobody bother patching MaryDen up -- she's a fraud. All she does is stand there and lip sync. Her mouth movements don't even match up to the words...


#4818
Paragonslustre
Posté 10 mars 2015 - 11:33

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Strolls into bar, whistling.  Sits down.

Cabot a mead my good man.  Turns and raises tankard.  Catches sight of Iron Roy in peripheral vision.

 

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Tries manfully not to laugh ...

 

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#4819
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Posté 10 mars 2015 - 11:35

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Found this on my lunch hour. Got drunk instantly.

EDIT: Oh Paragon, you really pissed someone off by taking those amulets of power. http://forum.bioware...mulet-of-power/

 

Oh IR, your avatar is so class - you are a good sport  ^_^

What's the second link?  I don't have permission to view  :huh:

 

Edit:  Drinks


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#4820
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Posté 10 mars 2015 - 11:55

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Oh IR, your avatar is so class - you are a good sport  ^_^

What's the second link?  I don't have permission to view  :huh:

 

Edit:  Drinks

;) I applaud your boldness. Should have the stache back by the weekend. (I was laughing so hard when I woke up and read what had happened :lol:) 
Looks like it was deleted. Shame. It was full of swearing and demanding power amulets be returned.


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#4821
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Posté 10 mars 2015 - 12:13

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;) I applaud your boldness. Should have the stache back by the weekend. (I was laughing so hard when I woke up and read what had happened :lol:) 
Looks like it was deleted. Shame. It was full of swearing and demanding power amulets be returned.

 

Ha, I thought you'd be able to do this

 

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Shame about the thread would have been good to chug to.  Oh well, I shall chug to it's memory.  Chugs.  I wonder if I should return the amulets?  Chugs.  Nah ....


#4822
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Posté 10 mars 2015 - 12:17

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Strolls into bar, whistling.  Sits down.

Cabot a mead my good man.  Turns and raises tankard.  Catches sight of Iron Roy in peripheral vision.

 

2nunol.gif

 

Tries manfully not to laugh ...

 

TN3re.gif

 

Whistling hey?

 

I see the spring in your step... you were canoodling in the bushes with Fairbanks and Michel again, weren't you? ;)

 

Speaking of which. :whistle:

 

Finally sealed the deal with my baby girl. :wub: She really is the definition of perfection... in every way. There really is no way to describe the sickening love in this black void heart of mine, that I must resort to corny music to express it. :blush:

 

 

 

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#4823
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Posté 10 mars 2015 - 12:19

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Iron Roy.

 

I can't get used to the lack of moustache...


#4824
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Posté 10 mars 2015 - 12:22

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Ha, I thought you'd be able to do this

 

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Shame about the thread would have been good to chug to.  Oh well, I shall chug to it's memory.  Chugs.  I wonder if I should return the amulets?  Chugs.  Nah ....

:lol: it's more complicated than that.
Keep the amulets. No one needs them.

@HB, Atta girl. I drink to your successful relationship!

 

Iron Roy.

 

I can't get used to the lack of moustache...

It's tough :crying: , I know, but the ladies still love him.


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#4825
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Posté 10 mars 2015 - 12:34

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:lol: it's more complicated than that.
Keep the amulets. No one needs them.

@HB, Atta girl. I drink to your successful relationship!

 

It's tough :crying: , I know, but the ladies still love him.

 

Thank you.

 

I mean.. I've romanced her about 5 times already but anyway... :lol:

 

The beauty about the latest patches is that I'm hearing new lines from her and they are just pure gold. Oh man, psychic orgasms all over. Every time she opens her mouth I become more and more smitten.. I've even taken a million screenshots like the creepy motherfucker I am.

 

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Oh well as long as the ladies still dig it, right?

 

I think Dame may be heartbroken, though. ;)


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